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2023

21

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Wet Bikini of the Day

I always get Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Szohrs confused, even though I am sure they both have sores…they were both famous around the same time, one for 90210 reboot, the other for Gossip Girl, so same same….

This one is the 90210 one, from Canada, so this is some Canada content for the Canada content police who want to censor the internet, even though she fucked off from Canada like a smart person when she had the chance to move to LA to suck dick on casting couches to end up the celebrity she is.

At some point in time, she got some fake bolt on tits, maybe she was debating going into porn, or maybe she thought her career went sour because she didn’t have bolt on tits, and here she is in a bikini and now she does Hallmark movies, when not showing her mid 30s body and probably under 10 year old tits (watch out Mel Gibson)….on the internet…

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2023

21

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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These are braless girls, that doesn’t mean that they are feminists, but if they are feminists, they are more the kind of feminist who wants the right to post slutty content in exchange for money from men who they ultimately hate, or think are fucking jokers for paying up for their content, which is really not feminism at all, but rather man hating, getting revenge, spitefulness towards men, but ultimately giving the men what they want, so we end up the winners in the end. Who needs a woman’s respect, it’s not like they are actually our equals…or that we actually respect them…

SO yeah, the whole getting naked for money postured as feminism is misguided feminism, not feminist at all, they just want an excuse to do lewd shit that they’d never do had Paris Hilton never released her sex tape and found fame….

The actual feminists are a lot of genderless pigs with blue hair, who also hate men and don’t really understand the plight of feminism, but I’m just happy these braless girls, who I assume aren’t feminists, but that I call feminists because I’m a cyberbully, are braless….

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2023

20

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Bikini of the Day

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I don’t find Alex Daddario hot, but she’s another set of big tits that went viral in TV and the Movies, solidifying her place in the industry and validating her as a set of tits people want to see..

Clearly she is well aware of people’s interest in her, as she put out this bikini content showing off her tits, which for the record aren’t all that big or nice looking, I mean in an era of SO MANY tits out there, I can see the low level excitement when a bigger set of tits appear in a TV show, but in the instagram world of tits, her tits are about average at best….her bikini pics are below average because despite clearly trying too hard, she’s not trying nearly hard enough….

Could you imagine an era where celebs weren’t self producing their content for attention, to be clickbait, like a desperate aspiring influencer….

I mean, I remember those days, when it was us vs them, they had their own eco-system that didn’t involve competing with the hotter girls on instagram and it was a better time, less cringeworthy because their desperation is pathetic….especially when already rich and famous, even when showing off tits…

So unless Daddario steps it up and starts leaking nudes, she’s pretty bottom of the barrel to me…unless proving her tits aren’t that great, while simultaneously proving that she reduces herself to the not that great tit is a good thing, in which case, JOB WELL DONE boring.

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2023

20

Jul

Denise Richards Botched Tits in a Snow Suit of the Day

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Denise Richards seems like she’s so medicated and hopped up on Charlie Sheen diseases that she doesn’t know what day it is, but apparently she doesn’t know what season it is, because she released some pics from her premium content site, which I think is an exercise in humiliation, because why the fuck else is she doing this besides punishing herself while giving her 10 remaining fans what they’ve waited so long for, since she’s got money and doesn’t need to be doing this, meaning she does it for fun, to get jerked off to, to feel hot….in a too little too late…

I mean if she wanted to get into porn, there were so many opportunities when her husband was fucking porn chicks but she was too good for that shit, but now, she’s suddenly down….when she’s in her 60s, rich and has no need for this besides some mental illness in her fucking head….

I’ll still watch the weirdness unfold, but she’s a little old, her tits a little weird, the whole thing heavily disturbing….

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2023

20

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I spend my week thinking about what my angle on this week’s asshole behind thong will be, when really the chicks in the picture are responsible for the angle that makes their thong pic an asshole behind thong pic. Meaning, I don’t really need an angle…the thong barely covers the asshole, we are all asshole obsessed and have been trained or conditioned to think that seeing an asshole or fucking an asshole is reaching the top of the fucking charts with the woman whose asshole you’re involved with, like you’re an anti-vagina gay dude….that likes feces….

But yeah, I’ll say the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul that tells you a lot about her diet or whether she has Crone’s Disease…..or a food allergy…each asshole ring different than the next in shape, size, color and proximity to the cunt…making it a lot of fun to lick while down there, since the fecal transplant can do you some good, especially if to comes with parasites, or to look at and imagine licking…you know because that’s what society wants….

There was a concerted effort to turn the granny panty into the old and the thong into the new, they made songs about it, had celebs walk around all whale tailed, and there has to be a reason for that besides making billions of dollars on thongs….which for the record…still show off a bitches panty-line…because I have seen thongs this week, through pants and it’s not like they solved any serious issue or need, it was all manufactured….

But yeah….ASSHOLES behind thong, the gateway to asshole pics for an asshole obsessed group of assholes…FUN…

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2023

20

Jul

Camila Mendes Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Cami Mendes was the totally miscast Betty from the Betty and Veronica spinoff they called Riverdale.

I guess they wanted to be inclusive, or equitable in that they needed some people with some color or some flavor or some spice to play the main cast, otherwise it’d just be a bunch pasty white folks, and they landed on “let’s make her rich with a dad who runs a cartel” cuz that’s not racist, that’s just giving hispanics some representation in the movies like they never saw John Leguizamo, J.Lo, Eva Mendes and all the other latinas who have BEEN in movies since movies existed you virtue signally fucks…

Anyway, she started out the show neckless and thick, she look sbetter than she ever has thanks to the jawline, and she’s wearing a sheer top with her tits out, nipples visible since the show’s been cancelled, finally, and she needs to build off that celebrity it gave her…

Tits are a great starting point, keep up the good work now that you’re hot.

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2023

20

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini of the Day

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I realize that anyone on this site is a fucking boomer, I missed the mark when I had the chance to appeal to the next generation of internet users who feel there’s a need for a useless nobody ranting about somebodies in an outdated approach of reducing them to their tits and calling them out for being vile pieces of shit, in a light and funny way….

Which means, I can give the boomer chicks the attention they deserve, because the people of our generation still remember them, no matter how hard they try to stay relevant and appeal to the youth, they just don’t have what it takes, so it falls onto us to keep them alive….

So in a lot of ways, what we do is hero work for the aged out actresses who were once hot, and in Chriqui’s case, she’s managed to maintain a fit as fuck body, while rocking her big tits on said fit and hot body, and that’s really all you fucking need from a chick in her 40s still bringing it….

I mean, it’s actually pretty absurd how good she looks for how old she is, whether some internet magic went into it or not, it’s almost as if her pussy isn’t expired and her womb retired….but that could just be the big full tits on her fit frame talkin’….

So here’s a boomer for you boomer to boom boom yourself to, provided you still have the testosterone to do that kind of thing….you once virile no sex drive fucks…

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2023

20

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Like Kubrick’s moon landing that happened over 50 years ago today, these titty drops are OUT of this world….or at least as out of the world as his moon landing, which is pretty much ON this world, but still substantial enough to make a national event out of, so long as we have the right brainwashing marketers on board to let the people know and understand that Titty Drops are the future….or the now…or just amazing…

The titty drop is a slow motion titty reveal, a stylized flash, showcasing the titty’s athleticism, and as someone into looking at a tit bounch, even a fat girl tit, the titty drop is a great way to spend a day on the internet, so check em out….it’s the important content you need.

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2023

20

Jul

Izabel Goulart Flower Tits of the Day

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I used to post Izabel Goulart all the fucking time because she was a hot bodied, tanned, ripped, lingerie model posting slutty fitness videos early on in the instagram game.

The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model may be a little hard in the jaw, making you think she could be a tranny, but you’re not allowed to call them tranny, or turn them down for sex because they’ll call it a hate crime, TRANSPHOBE….even though I came across two trannies in the park, one was about 6 foot tall and 300 lbs the other a little asian boy done up like a girl…and shit was like a bad halloween costume you’d definitely be a fag if you fucked either of those “CHICKS”….

I don’t know why Goulart tapped out of the whole NYC model life, choosing to go back to Brazil to commit herself to fitness videos for her instagram, before joining the Victoria’s Secret show every year, while it was still a thing, which is apparently a thing again, and I don’t really care….because even after all these years, she’s still hard bodied, tanned and hot and her flower bikini is something I’d want to pollinate like the fucking INSECT that I am….

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2023

20

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Titty of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is just hanging around with her full tit hanging out, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a top model who has shown the world her tits on multiple occasions, you stick to what you know….

There’s not much of a difference between an OnlyFans instagram whore, a gutter porn chick, a Playboy chick and a top model, they’re all just using their tits as a currency!

I’ve always liked Rosie Hungtington because she’s got that cunty British vibe, like she’s high society or important and can’t be bothered with those beneath her. A turn on when you’re into dick shaming sex….that doesn’t really take that much effort to pull off when you have a shameful dick…

I know other people have liked her because she bred with a bald dude, giving bald dudes hope that they can land a top model with fat tits, so long as they are action stars in hollywood and rich as shit, ripped as shit, to offset that baldness…

Either way, it’s nice to see her still at it, despite being OLD NEWS…

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