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2023

20

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

In keeping with today’s theme of space not being real, the earth being flat, and humans being victims to pretty simplistic marketing efforts, that prove just how gullible we all are…..

I’m going to assume that if space is real, if space travel ever happens, the bitches who go up into space, we’ll called SPACE WHORES, will be rocking tanlines, despite having been in a spaceship for years to get to their final destination, the new colony on some remote planet to save humanity, because tanlines don’t require tans man, they come in a chemical filled jar, because whores will be whores, on earth and in the galactic heavens and they will do whatever it takes to highlight their genitals, you know frame them up like they’re wearing invisible panties….because they’ll do anything to be hot or a fetish, that’s why they were selected to be the SPACE WHORES….and everyday whores…which doesn’t really require much of a screening process or selection process…it just sort of takes a self starter with a camera phone…

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2023

20

Jul

On this day in History…..of the Day

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July 20, 1969…..

Tell me we’re dumb fucks without telling me we’re dumb fucks!

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2023

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today, my world came collapsing in on me, because an old as shit lady, I’m talking real fucking old….dementia, diaper wearing, lives in assisted living old, I’m talking great granny not even granny old, walked past me with a pair of bike shorts and a sports bra on, like some kind of young chick…..her tits were swollen, maybe from implants, probably from just being old as shit and squeezed into a sports bra, but the worst of it was that her skinny frail legs gave her the biggest fucking thigh gap you could imagine…walking like she was riding a horse, or like she spent her life working the ranch on a horse, so that she permanently morphed into that stance….and I could see her ass from the front, just an old hanging ass from the front…..now this is where my world came collapsing in on me……because I liked it.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Livvy Dunne in a Bikini doing Gymnastics for a Brand Deal
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Irina Shayke’s Bikini Booty
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Megan Fox Posts her Nipples to Instagram
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Julia Fox in a See Through Swimsuit
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You are in a cult
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7 Spite Houses
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Chipotle is Testing an Guac Robot caled AutoCado
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Melissa Sata’s Booty in a Bikini
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Throwback Titty Flash
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Jutta Leerdam is Back At It
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Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Selfies
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Olivia Ponton Bikinis
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Barbara Palvin Got Married
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Kelly Ripa’s Live Upskirt on Live!
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20 Nostalgic Photos
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F1 Nuts Cost 50k
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Deep Cleaning the Biggest Aquarium
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Footage from Around the World from 1890s
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Stacy Keibler Surprises the Girls
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Janelle Monae Brings the Bikini
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Em Rata’s Cleavage on Display
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Michelle Rodriguez Bikinis on a Boat
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Josephine Skriver’s Supporting the Raiders
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Bella Throne’s Yellow Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Posts her Old Thong Booty
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Motorcycle Accident Caught on Camera
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Hen Saves Chicks from a Deadly Cobra
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Diver Pets Pet Shark
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Hot Coach’s Girlfriend Veronica Bielik in a Bikini
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Christina Milian in a Bikini on Vacation
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Debbie St. Pierre is a HOT Tiktok Girl
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Instant Regret on Camera
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The World’s Hottest Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Turnin’ Heads
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Man Rides the World’s Longest Model Train Track
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Rare Double Decker Bus Show
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Hot Body TikTok Gymnast Sydney Smith Launches a Premium Content Site
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Chloe Bailey Thong Booty for Carnival
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Doja Cat’s Nipples in Vogue
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The Story of Jeffrey the lost Goose
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This is a Crazy Story of a NHL Player Marrying his Stalker
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Molly Sims Beaching It
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Human Raised Raven Acts like a Pet Dog
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Dolphins Play a Game of Catch with a Pufferfish
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Bri Teresi’s Sexy Golf Content
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini
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Irishaa Ri is a Topless on the Beach Hot Turkish Model
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The World’s Largest LED Sphere Lit
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Tour De France Crash Caused by a Selfie
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Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferrragani’s Bikini Bod
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The Scary Nun Prank
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NFL WAG Rachel Bush Shares her Workout
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Animal Print Bikini
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Baby Sloths Doing Funny Things
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Topless Rita Ora in a Face Mask
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Julia Fox – Sheer Swimsuit
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Esme Creed-Miles in a Sheer Outfit
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Willow Shields Ass Out in a Photoshoot
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Barbara Palvin’s Wedding Pics for Vogue
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Rita Ora Performs for Gays
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Shay Mitchell at an Event
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Olivia Culpo at an Event
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J.Lo and her Diaper Ass Looking Rough
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Nina Dobrev at an Event
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Emrata in a Bra
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Gothic Dove Cameron in a Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner in a Photoshoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Miranda Cosgrove Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Joey King Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Minka Kelly’s Wrestling Outfit
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Jen Connelly on All Fours in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Titty Flashing in Public
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Taco Tuesday
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A Different Kind of Woody
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Ginger on a Dildo
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FRUIT SALAD
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5 WTF was That Moments
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Fingering of the Day
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Playing with the Boobs in the Car
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Alexis Tae Plays with the Pussy
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21 Shit Days
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Fire Hydrant Fucker
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2 Chicks at the Same Time
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Spread Pussy Summer Camp Cosplay Photoshoot
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Cone Fucker
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Twitch Streamer Does a fuck
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Fucking in the Window
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No Chance Bro
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Amateurs do a Fuck
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Big Round Ass
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2023

19

Jul

Leni Klum Bikini Tit of the Day

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Leni Klum is the Heidi Klum spinoff series who I would argue is a better version than Heidi Klum because I’m not entirely stoked on the 6 foot tall model women, they are large and actually terrifying, where the smaller, shorter version with bigger tits seems a lot more manageable, besides being raised without a father by Heidi Klum, with all their money and sense of importance, she’s probably pretty unmanageable….

I assume the Eugenicist who created Heidi used her womb to create Leni, and it’s going to work out nicely for Heidi because it allows her to have more life, to continue having relevance, or being seen as a fetish after 3 decades of being a fetish, cuz now she’s the cunt that made this hot cunt, and that increases the value of her cunt, assuming she’s still got one, because at her age, you never know if it died, scabbed up and fell off….while her daughters is still fertile and at it’s prime….

Point of the story, BIG TITS…

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2023

19

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Working out may be for right wing, racist and misogynist, conspiracy theorist, white nationalist, ex-military, overly testosteroned for this weak cuck world of limp wrist faggots, where even the non-fags are fucking fags….but it’s also for chicks who want to be as hot as they can, as fit as they can, as tight bodied as they can….whether for sex work, sugar babying, just vanity because fat is disgusting….whether it’s from negative body image, or insecurities that lead to breast implants, or whether it’s from body dysmorphia…I don’t care…we need people like this.

In a world designed to make you fat, to poison you with food, the gym is our only weapon to fight off the evil doers…it’s nice to be a fat, lazy pervert watching babes trying to do better, you know encouraging them to do better, so that we aren’t taken over by fatties….

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2023

19

Jul

Kate Hudson Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is a white girl wasted who like other middle aged moms loves her wine….because she makes it a part of her storyline because she’s fucking lame like that….

She clearly knows what the white ladies of the world are into because her direct to consumer brand FABLETICS is a billion dollar business, which is insane because Kate Hudson having that kind of influence in her low level of nepotism celebrity is insane..

I mean sure, we know she had all those acting jobs her mom aged out on, but they weren’t very good, and the idea that lured a generation of white ladies to buy what she’s selling is insane….

Well, it happened and she’s in Europe being fancy and celebrating with a spritzer in hand, more importantly, she’s got her bolt on bikini tits in the frame, because she bought them for a fucking reason bro….

I don’t like fake tits, or the mental disorder that gets girls to get fake tits, but it does improve an old, drunk, pickled, disgusting Kate Hudson….at least while looking at that old lady skinned chest….

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2023

19

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t really know why girls who get named on the internet incorporate weed into their content, is it because they find weed cool, a crutch, or a distraction from the fact they are naked, or are they trying to appeal to nerdy weed dudes who identify as weed demons and who only like bitches who get down with weed, because they are on the same wave length or whatever….

I don’t really like the whole weed thing to being with, fucking hippies with their chilled out fucking hippie bullshit, all fucking laid back and slow talking like “they are so stoned man”….

I don’t think stoned girls increase my chances of getting laid, if anything stoners are annoying about basically everything and not fun or blacked out enough to make bad decisions…

So why would I be into this shit, oh right, the nakedness aspect…..fine.

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2023

19

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Abs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, Liz Hurley AI, Liz Hurley Snapchat Filter, or Liz Hurley son the tranny doing his best Liz Hurley…..because she’s an old as shit lady and her posting bikini pics as an old as shit lady seems like something old as shit ladies wouldn’t do, even if they owned a bikini line, unless the looked this good in a bikini…..but they rarely fucking do…

So is this from the archive, is this current pics to show off, is this not even Liz Hurley ALL these years later, who fucking cares, it’s big old lady tits that don’t look like old lady tits, even though the smell of the pussy is likely pure moth ball old lady stench, BIKINI-ING…like it was still the mid-90s…..

It’s disturbing but in a good way.

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2023

19

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Blackface of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez looks to be on a medical tourism vacation, which is what I think they are calling those retreats to Colombia, where bitches get new faces, or tits, or big round asses in third world countries because it’s more affordable or less regulated or a good way to game people when they tell you how good you look after your vacation because you can say “I got so much rest”….

Anyway, she’s out here with some other bitches, rocking some blue face, which should offend all those motherfuckers who have taken too much cordial silver and have turned blue. or all the white people out there who protest and scream at cultural appropriators…WhERE IS THE OUTRAGE…

I guess when your name is Gonzalez you can’t be called a racist, even though I’ve seen stories about hispanics being the number one group turning into White Supremacists….

The good news is that she’s stopped her compulsive eating, is vain, has had solid surgery but I think her tits have been removed, and racist or not, she’s in bikini and that’s the way I want to see Eiza Gonzalez if she’s not going to post NUDES….this is the best next thing.

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2023

19

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It’s lunch time somewhere, at least that’s what I saw every time I see a pussy eating a pair of pants or shorts, which for the record is all the fucking time. I don’t remember the last time I left the house and didn’t see a cameltoe, sure they aren’t all awesome, sometimes they are old ladies getting their steps in wearing leggings, the other night outside the Dairy Queen it was a 300 pounder with one of the fattest pussy wedgies I ever saw, but I still see them daily….

Is it a trend, or are pussies just angry and emotionally eating more than they ever had, is it the pants, do the girls even know they are fucking their pants off, or does the butt plug they wear throughout the day divert sensation from the wedgie….

I do not have the answers, I just have the cameltoes….a whole gallery of em.

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