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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The pick up lines I’ve been working on – need some work…maybe some input as to which one I should go with…

The first one is:

I am gonna fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk (pause while staring into her eyes) because in going to use a knife….

The second one is:

When I touch my dick it’s more like finger banging myself

The third which I use when discussion dinner date plans:

I’m not sure what I’m in the mood for, usually I just eat panties….

I am so good at romance…it’s an art….it is my passion….

Miranda Kerr’s Doing a Buick Superbowl Ad…and She’s Dull
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Bryanna Holly – Great Body in Lingerie
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Lohan Converted to Islam
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HBO is Doing a Bernie Maddoff Show – Here’s the Trailer
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Old Faceed Paris Hilton’s Panty Flash
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Kim K Shot Scenes for a Movie Abotu Jewel Robbery..>What…
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Elizabeth Olsen in Leggings
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Make-Up
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Anastasia Ashley in Iceland
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Cate Blanchett is Selling a 20 Million Dollar House….What the FUck
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Hot Model named CJ Franco
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Imogen Townley Nipple Flash
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10 Moments in Marvel Movies the Actors Didn’t Expect
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Hat Throw Hits Lands….
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Britney Spears Old Ass in Lingerie in Concert of the Day
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The Man with the Creepy Alba Tattoos
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Sara Sampaio – Butt Shot
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How To Wash a Car with a Baby
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Burt Reynolds is Selling his Bandit Trans Am
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Bieber Says Selena Gomez is Fucking for Promotional Reasons
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Selena Weber Pokies
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More Selena Webber on the Beach in a Bikini
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Roof Collapse of the Day
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The Making of Young Thug’s Video
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Mariah Carey Big Tits Keep Cashing In
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Margot Robbie in Mom Jeans
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Lindsay Pelas Nipples
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Crushing a Nokia Phone with the Hydraulic Press
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Life Accordian Trump
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Miss Helsinki in a Bikini
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What Else Can Egg Slicer Cut
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Benedict Cumberbatch Hates Co-Star -Who Are These People?
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Next Door Nikki Pussy – For Old Timer Internet People Like Me – This Matters
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I bet you will jerk off to this.
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Big tits in Lingerie
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Ash in Fishnets
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I posted this Fat Chick Farting Yesterday – Right?
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ANUS!!
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Big Tits MAsturbating
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Farting on Hookers
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BOOBIE DANCE
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2017

Jan

Naomi Campbell’s Nipples and Ass for GQ Germany of the Day

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Naomi Campbell is 46 years old….which is old…but she looks good…because she’s a vain model and has no choice but to look good. Plus she’s black and black don’t crack. Plus she hasn’t really worked a day in her life, is rich, dates rich guys and is pampered – despite being so angry at everything….always causing scenes…fighting like an African…throwing tantrums like a bratty spoiled bitch….but most importantly…she’s skinny, she was always skinny, and is a reminder to focus on girls with small tits in their youth because they age better…as the girls with tits turn into mushy piles of shit you wish you never married and that you look on with disgust as they eat cake …the girls with small tits fill out to be relatively perfect..in legs, in ass, in stomach…it’s a key life lesson every man should know – especially when it comes to marriage…

So this is for GQ Germany, some bootleg GQ, obscure market GQ….because maybe Germans still buy magazines…like the good old days…even though they pretend to not be into their past…if you know what I mean…but it still counts…as a shoot.

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2017

Jan

Rita Ora Hit 11 Million Followers…and She was Classy About It of the DAy

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That’s a lot of people who have no idea who Rita Ora is…yet clicked follow on her feed…because I would argue that no one knows who Rita Ora is…they just know she has tits and that the media talks about her…

She’s famous for no real reason…but she has hit 11 million followers…and that is a huge deal, that’s a lot of people, it’s exciting when you desperately want to be adorned…and she decided to take a titty selfie to thank her fans…who funny enough don’t even know who the fuck she is…they just know she’s got tits…

I mean maybe they know she sings…but they can’t name a song…or that she is on TV but they can’t name the show….or that she booked a Euro lingerie campaign…but that doesn’t matter….maybe they know that she had a song once…or that she had a record deal thanks to fucking the producers as she navigated her way through the scene….maybe they know she fucked a kardashian to get to this 11 million people place she calls home…a home where 11 million people don’t know why they follow her…

She’s the Rihanna impersonator who never quite made it as the Rihanna- but who apparently made it to 11 million loyal fans who don’t know what she’ does…or who she is and that’s something….and so are her tits…her tits are something…and as you know tits matter.

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2017

Jan

Sports Illustrated Hannah Ferguson’s Nipples on Youtube of the Day

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I guess when nipples are painted on a bitch like Hannah Ferguson…it doesn’t count as actual nipples…because it is body painted on to look like nipples…exactly where her nipples would be…so that it doesn’t breach any Youtube policies…even though Youtube is a fetish site…

You see, Youtube, owned by Google, Publicly Traded, corporate, who think I am a porn site and banned me in 2004, preventing me from making millions of dollars all the other blogs with equal or less traffic made between 2004-2010 when it all died thanks to Google going public and basically pulling back on paying publishers…This was before instagram and facebook took the fuck over….. Is allowing Sports Illustrated, a Time Warner owned magazine, to post Hannah Ferguson’s tits in a bodypainted bikini…with body painted nipples…because they aren’t real nipples…even though it looks like you can see her nipples….because the internet is one big corporate owned marketplace and there’s no longer room for the small guys, the independents…and everything is controlled and run by the big players…who get away with releasing things I’d get banned for – because they all scratch each other’s backs…

When it comes to tits being accepted in the mainstream…because tits are pretty mainstream…I feel like there’s been advances in humanity….at least since I’ve started doing this…never censoring tits…like an activist no one notices…who has fought so hard for…because I am a feminist…and a pervert who doesn’t believe in censorship….so much that I’ve sacrificed millions of dollars…when I had the chance to make it…

And now tits are just everywhere….and I’m still poor…

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2017

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth…

Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb…

Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is…

The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does….

The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something..

I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is…

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2017

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Short Fat Legs in a Bikini Top Beach Jog of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is apparently dating some older Mexican actor who is in the new Star Wars…because she’s a whore for actors….previously, she was with Brad Cooper, but he want off and knocked up an actual model…who is actually hot…so why not go for the bootleg, Mexican version….it’s the logic of most American manufacturing…if you can’t afford to do the American manufacturing for whatever reason…go for the less expensive, more eager Mexico…only Suki Waterhouse isn’t American, she’s some rich cunty UK bitch..who’s father is a Plastic Surgeon, her mom a nurse and she pretends to be a model…but who’s legs tell a different story….one that reads…that she hangs out with models, and may have modeled, but her actual tactic is to fuck her way into Hollywood…

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In more interesting Suki Waterhouse news, here she is getting her ass grabbed by Jorge the Mexican Star Wars star…

I guess no Suki Waterhouse trying to get famous news is exciting….that’s what my takeaway from this post…oh and weird fucking shorts…

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2017

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream…

Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because she’s just good at being a slut…and maybe – just maybe nude, attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…because she doesn’t give a fuck, is not shy…at 40…it’s almost over…right…

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2017

Jan

Bella and Gigi Hadid in Some Sisters for Fashion Erotica of the Day

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No, this isn’t a creepy family photoshoot – put together by the Hadid mom – or the Hadid sugar daddy dad – who loves models and wanted to pay “model shoot” for his girls to really understand his fetish.

You know, telling them as they grow up that all that matters is looking good enough to pose on camera – because it feels good on his testicles that ejaculated them out 20 years ago – and his wallet that has since paid lots of money to ensure a good life…

It’s not the mom having a play day, because she was a model and she wanted the kids to understand her struggles – that landed her a rich arab man….who probably shit on her chest…shit that may have seeped into her uterus creating these monsters…

YOu know, cuz housewives, especially rich and vapid ones….need things to do beyond shopping, redecorating and fucking the help…or tennis coach..

This is an actual campaign, for an actual brand, because both girls are considered actual models, they are tall, they are rich, they have followers…good marketing..

But I’d be more impressed if a fashion brand like Fendi hired interesting people, using Bella and Gigi Hadid is just basic, lazy, boring, played out garbage….

There are so many interesting personalities you can endorse, support, empower…hire…change the life of…you know women who are working, or trying to make it, who have great stories….

But they choose buying into this superficial, spoiled brat, crap…for followers….

I find it disgusting…and not very innovative, artistic, clever….

But here are the pics…

Here’s some Gigi Hadid Boxing for Reebok…because people love throwing money at this cunt…

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2017

Jan

Taylor Hill Suggestive Photoshoot for Sunday Times of the Day

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Taylor Hill is the most basic, boring recent Victoria’s Secret recruit…I mean she’s hot, she looks good, she takes a good pic, she’s fine…but she’s overhyped, would be a good bartender or cocktail waitress, the kind of girl you creepily obsess over and go sit next to her entire shift every shift…but instead, some dude decided “That’s Our Girl”….I’m thinking she must have family in the scene, why her…why is she the Margot Robbie of promo modeling for billion dollar brands…why does she get the gig while so many girls don’t get the gig….what makes her the one…cuz I don’t fucking know..

Maybe she’s Lauren Hill’s daughter, or maybe the family King of the Hill is based on, or maybe her family invented HILLS…there are HILLS everywhere…right? There’s gotta be something going on here…I don’t know what that something is though…

She’s topless-ish for some Sunday Times fashion insert….slutttty promo model..

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2017

Jan

Serena Williams Dancing of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more erotic….Serene Williams doing a dance routine….the reminds me of that John Voight’s dancing, not not the night he molested Angelina Jolie before he knew she was her daughter after she seduced him, because she’s dark….from the music video where he’s dancing like this…but I am going with John Voight because it has less testosterone…

I also don’t know why Serena Williams is now seen as a dancer. She twerked in a Beyonce video, she’s twerked for some Shape or Self Magazine, which was disturbing, despite her awesomely huge ass….

I do know that she’s marrying the founder of Reddit, no not the dead one, and that this site has been banned off reddit since reddit was a link dump not a community, but if it wasn’t…it’d be nice to have it front page…I need the relevance…do it to celebrate big, fit, athletic women..that anyone who fucks…we know has some really interesting…fetishes…and not interesting in a “let’s discuss why you like this”…interesting in “what happened to you in your youth, did you jerk off to pancake boxes and National Geographic”….because this is a uniquely shaped woman…sure, she’s accomplished, probably bright, fit…charismatic, rich and all the other good things that come with being a champion….but that body is some thickness that requires 10 inch dicks just to penetrate the pussy hole…

Fascinating….I’m actually staring at the screenshot…and loving it…so maybe this isn’t a farm animal fetish…but a fertility fetish…I’m seeing the appeal…but I am also a disturbed pervert so I should see the appeal.

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