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2023

19

Jul

Kate Hudson Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson is a white girl wasted who like other middle aged moms loves her wine….because she makes it a part of her storyline because she’s fucking lame like that….

She clearly knows what the white ladies of the world are into because her direct to consumer brand FABLETICS is a billion dollar business, which is insane because Kate Hudson having that kind of influence in her low level of nepotism celebrity is insane..

I mean sure, we know she had all those acting jobs her mom aged out on, but they weren’t very good, and the idea that lured a generation of white ladies to buy what she’s selling is insane….

Well, it happened and she’s in Europe being fancy and celebrating with a spritzer in hand, more importantly, she’s got her bolt on bikini tits in the frame, because she bought them for a fucking reason bro….

I don’t like fake tits, or the mental disorder that gets girls to get fake tits, but it does improve an old, drunk, pickled, disgusting Kate Hudson….at least while looking at that old lady skinned chest….

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2023

19

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t really know why girls who get named on the internet incorporate weed into their content, is it because they find weed cool, a crutch, or a distraction from the fact they are naked, or are they trying to appeal to nerdy weed dudes who identify as weed demons and who only like bitches who get down with weed, because they are on the same wave length or whatever….

I don’t really like the whole weed thing to being with, fucking hippies with their chilled out fucking hippie bullshit, all fucking laid back and slow talking like “they are so stoned man”….

I don’t think stoned girls increase my chances of getting laid, if anything stoners are annoying about basically everything and not fun or blacked out enough to make bad decisions…

So why would I be into this shit, oh right, the nakedness aspect…..fine.

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2023

19

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Abs of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, Liz Hurley AI, Liz Hurley Snapchat Filter, or Liz Hurley son the tranny doing his best Liz Hurley…..because she’s an old as shit lady and her posting bikini pics as an old as shit lady seems like something old as shit ladies wouldn’t do, even if they owned a bikini line, unless the looked this good in a bikini…..but they rarely fucking do…

So is this from the archive, is this current pics to show off, is this not even Liz Hurley ALL these years later, who fucking cares, it’s big old lady tits that don’t look like old lady tits, even though the smell of the pussy is likely pure moth ball old lady stench, BIKINI-ING…like it was still the mid-90s…..

It’s disturbing but in a good way.

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2023

19

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Blackface of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez looks to be on a medical tourism vacation, which is what I think they are calling those retreats to Colombia, where bitches get new faces, or tits, or big round asses in third world countries because it’s more affordable or less regulated or a good way to game people when they tell you how good you look after your vacation because you can say “I got so much rest”….

Anyway, she’s out here with some other bitches, rocking some blue face, which should offend all those motherfuckers who have taken too much cordial silver and have turned blue. or all the white people out there who protest and scream at cultural appropriators…WhERE IS THE OUTRAGE…

I guess when your name is Gonzalez you can’t be called a racist, even though I’ve seen stories about hispanics being the number one group turning into White Supremacists….

The good news is that she’s stopped her compulsive eating, is vain, has had solid surgery but I think her tits have been removed, and racist or not, she’s in bikini and that’s the way I want to see Eiza Gonzalez if she’s not going to post NUDES….this is the best next thing.

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2023

19

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It’s lunch time somewhere, at least that’s what I saw every time I see a pussy eating a pair of pants or shorts, which for the record is all the fucking time. I don’t remember the last time I left the house and didn’t see a cameltoe, sure they aren’t all awesome, sometimes they are old ladies getting their steps in wearing leggings, the other night outside the Dairy Queen it was a 300 pounder with one of the fattest pussy wedgies I ever saw, but I still see them daily….

Is it a trend, or are pussies just angry and emotionally eating more than they ever had, is it the pants, do the girls even know they are fucking their pants off, or does the butt plug they wear throughout the day divert sensation from the wedgie….

I do not have the answers, I just have the cameltoes….a whole gallery of em.

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2023

19

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Instagram Vs Reality Pic Going Viral of the Day

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I saw this annoying picture of Sarah Hyland doing what I guess she feels is some sort of GLAM shot with her little one kidney tits out in a dress, cheesy shit….as her “instagram”….only to post the BTS of her looking like the troll fuck I’ve always thought she was, despite the work she’s done on her face as a one kidney bitch….as her “reality” shot….and I’m here thinking, people still fall for this corny ass shit….like do better, this is a high budget girl with a high budget team yet her comedic content is designed for such fucking simple minded retards…

The question is, do white women at the water cooler at their menial jobs laugh at this shit, like it’s so relatable….because I fucking know they do….especially those Modern Family cucks who may need this kind of soft, gay humor to help them deal with Sofia Vergara’s divorce….

The truth is, Sarah Hyland is never instagram, always reality, cuz I know she’s dying and her genetic disease isn’t hot….no one wants a near dead bitch to breed, we’re here for top grade genetics not freaks who happen to be rich just cuz they are not dead yet…

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2023

19

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some industry kid, raised in the industry because her parents were pretty low level in the industry, but still hand their foot in the door, so when they had a series of daughters, they clearly used as currency, in efforts to pass the torch to them, so that they’d have careers in the industry a little more substanital than their own. It’s the sole objective of most parents, let my kid do better than me, even if it means renting them to industry perverts, because ultimately, in the end, we will win!

Now I don’t know if Natalie Alyn Lind was actually farmed out or leased to some pervert rich and powerful LA moguls, but she is in a Disney show, she does have big tits, and she’s in a bikini with those big tits….while in Mexico…the tequlia ain’t talking enough since she’s not filming herself getting boned, or even accidentally flashing them tits…but I’ll still watch the vacation.

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2023

19

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Greasy Fat Tits of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA based set of big scenester tits that were aspiring to be a singer, only to decide to try the fashion thing because a distant relative of hers was an important figure at Vogue and she could leverage that to her benefit, only to end up in shitty Montreal Canada where she’s had one French Canadian baby and is onto her second French Canadian baby, while still producing OnlyFans titty content because she understands with tits like this, you gotta make money off them, especially when they are official mommy milkers, cuz she’s actually pregnant…

I don’t know how I feel about pregnant chicks doing OnlyFans and I don’t even know how I feel about Caroline Vreeland’s giant greased up like a pig at a wrestle tits, but they happened, they exist and well….check em out….it’s just gross across the board…but the TITS so big!

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2023

19

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed, is the general consensus of this site, my life but unfortunately not my marriage, but in my defence, I got involved with a fatty back when they were not coveted, or fetishized, just looked down upon. She was on disability, it was my own kind of sugar baby-ing, when you don’t have much to offer, you sugar baby what you can get, like the girl who fucks for Subway Sandwiches still gets Subway Sandwiches, even though other Sugar Babies get their rent paid and G-Wagons…..it’s a sliding scale….I also thought I was hedging my bets, because she was supposed to die sooner than this, it’s been 30 fucking years and her obesity hasn’t killed her. I feel so lied to…..

But yeah, there’s a time and a place for fatties, and that time and place isn’t here, but we do it for inclusivity, but also to motivate these fatties to get their lives together and hit the gym, stop eating the cake, you’re better than this…

Which is why the meme that reads “Be nice to fat chicks at the gym so they remember you when they get fit” is so important, you can be the nice guy, but you can’t be complicit in their suicide, you have to motivate gently or cyber bully like me, either way, fat isn’t hot, it’s deadly, it’s not normal, it’s self destructive….so this lie that it is hot, cuz we’re all perverts, is detrimental to us all!

Here are those fatties…

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2023

18

Jul

Criminal Gigi Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Just the other day, I thought to myself “what ever happened to Bella Hadid, she was a super famous model thanks to instagram, not because she was hot or deserved to be a model, but because the internet is as lame as the fashion industry that eats up anyone with clout like a bunch of groupies, where did she go”…..you know since Bella Hadid was shameless on a near daily basis in her artsy, slutty, fake high brow, dog-faced content made possible because of Gigi Hadid….the sister who paved the way for her before bowing out and breeding with a member of One Direction, only to split up and raise their kid, who will already be fucked up thanks to the parents, in a broken home….

Well, Gigi has made an appearance recently, after years of not being active in modeling or in social media instagramming, and it hasn’t been very hot. She looks aged, bloated, disgusting, but she was rumored to be fucking Homosexual Leo DiCaprio for clout or as a paid job, since he likes to be surrounded by whores, despite being really out of touch…and old….

She’s not in the news because she’s in Cayman Islands, probably tax evading as rich people do, checking in on her investments and her off-shore accounts, and she got arrested.

The idiot flew private to Caymen Islands, where this bikini pic showcasing how trash she is, with weed she bought in New York, which is called DRUG SMUGGLING to the normies….

She got fined $1000 dollars, didn’t do any prison time, and they aren’t giving her the death penalty, but clearly these idiots haven’t learned shit from that dude Brit Grinder in Russia….

The rich, medicated, stoner with the bloated face should get the death penalty, some MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, but thanks to being rich and famous, she can just buy her way out of her CRIMES, it PAYS to be rich…

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