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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2023

Jul

Krysten Ritter Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Goth Girlfriend Kristen Ritter, who is most likely a fake goth, because she’s some rich and famous identity crisis who just runs with the whole goth thing because dyed black hair on her pale skin is a look that she’s been forced to maintain because all her nerd autistic fans are so keen on seeing her as the Goth Girlfriend that she can’t quit it even if she tries, posted up some bikini selfies.

The 40 something year old, mom, actually has a pretty skinny and rockin’ body, because when you’re GOTH, you live that CORPSE life, and her Gothic bikini choice of Pugsly Addam socks, almost looks good on her….

I don’t hate Kristen Ritter, I just hate the way she spells her name, because a skinny celebrity even as she ages out is a good thing, at least when in shameless bikini pics for the nerd fans to jerk off to. She’s kid for a goth….isn’t she…

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2023

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are the only romance I know and I am not just saying that because tight pants and romance rhyme in my retarded mind, I am saying that because I like to think I have a romantic relationship with every pair of tight pants I see hugging a cunt when I leave the house, which happens to be MANY pairs of tight pants, since every woman, biologically born with a pussy, or dude pretending to be a woman, seems to be squeezing their genitals into tight places, like the time you used a pencil sharpener as a fleshlight to see what having a big dick feels like…

SO yeah, tight pants, romance, because otherwise it’s just sexual, at least for me and that cheapens the whole “staring at random pussy” experience.

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2023

Jul

Halle Berry Snake Charmer of the Day

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As a top level celebrity from a different era of celebrity, it’s safe to assume that Halle Berry is part of the satanist crowd that are rumored to exist, where they have weird sex parties amongst themselves, where they drink blood and do horrible things, in order to be “all in it together”, like a club initiation, where once you cross over you become “Celebrity” and totally higher level human, at least that’s what their narcissism tells them…

So if you follow any of the conspiracies, you’ll know all the imagery, symbolism, tattoos, and bullshit these self involved puppets put out there to the point where it’s clearly gotta be an actual secret society because they are all pushing the same imagery and symbolism…

If you think logically, there’s nothing great about Halle Berry, except many her tits 20 years ago, so she must have been initiated..

The fact that she’s still around, looking like Oprah, doing the Black Face, because she’s WHITE with a tan, appropriating on actual black people because she was lucky enough to have a mom get cummed into by a black guy, so that the racists everyone complains about in Hollywood could comfortably cast her because she’s basically one of their own, and not actually black….but Hollywood black for people less involved to assume she’s black with her fake street accents….makes me think she’s compromised….

The snake, just adds some fuel to that conspiracy theory fire!

Good news though, she’s still got the tits…

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2023

Jul

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

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Just when I forgot Bella Thorne was a thing, her greasy ginger Disney kid turned infleuncer, content creator, onlyfans vendor, onlyfans manager of other girls she lured into the darkness of low level sex work in exchange for money sort of faded away and I haven’t check in on her tits to see if she still existed….

So just when I forgot about her, she puts out a bikini selfie, rocking some stripper nails, and a skimpy bikini top, barely containing her big titties, that must be fake titties, but who cares about authenticity in this fake as fuck world and just look at the titties…

She’s more plus sized, thicker, no longer fitness influencing, but rather thickness influencing, and it’s not that terrible, since she finally looks like she’s showered, but more importantly, because she’s not as fat as she could be….so we take what we get when it comes to staring at tits too big for a bikini, which by the way, is a fetish. MY fetish….even on TINY TIT TUESDAY….due to my versatility…

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2023

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I may have tried jerking off to a huge pair of tits on a senior citizen looking bitch on instagram, only to find out she was generated by the AI, since most people on social media have the look and feel of AI thanks to all the AI filters they use on themselves…

But that doesn’t mean that I was cheating on my Tiny Tit Fetish, because I still feel that Tiny Tits are worthy tits, often times harder working tits, since they can’t just get all the perks of big tits, despite being as hot as big tits, because they are more subtle and demure. They are more classy and lady-like, they are less in your face like a white trash hooters girl on a mechanical bull, and more delicate like a European vacation…

The point is, Tiny Tits come on hotter bodies, which should make you want to cum on Tiny Tits, and if you’re one of those “you’re a fag for like tiny tits” or “you’re a fag cuz tiny tits look like dude tits” you’re hanging out with some serious soyboys, cuz dude tits rarely look as good as Tiny Tits and if they ever do, which they don’t, but if they ever do, they also have a dick, which kinda ruins the Tiny Tit experience, so keep your closet case bullshit to yourself. Fag.

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2023

Jul

Jordana Brewster Promotes Potential DNA Damaging Product of the Day

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Jordana Brewster, the Panamanian celebrity thanks to her dad being a finance guy with enough smarts to say:

“fuck paying taxes, I’m moving to Panama, where I will get all the rich people I know to pay ME instead of taxes, in order to set them up with a TAX shelter so that I can finance my daughter in LA to get her famous, which I will use as a marketing hook to secure more money from more people who are excited by the idea of working with the girl from Fast and the Furious’ dad”…

So yeah, she’s old as shit, but still producing bikini pics cuz she feels fit, like a lot of the rich moms you see get out of their range rovers in clothing more skimpy than their teen daughters who you know are ruined by the internet because you saw them humping the air while filming a tiktok video in the grocery store, their mother holding the camera….

But yeah, she’s old, she does not-age-appropriate content with her bikinis, but the brands coming in and paying her are SO age appropriate, you know Lysol Laundry Sanitizer for your fucking face makes you scared of living cucks…..BUT IT IS GOING TO BE COVID SEASON SOON, I NEED TO DISINFECT MY CLOTHES LIKE MY HANDS WITH CANCER CAUSING CHEMICALS, you Lysol Wipe PUSSIES…it’s like TELL ME YOU ARE OLD AS SHIT WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU ARE OLD AS SHIT…..”I know, I’ll pose next to a giant laundry sanitizer”….fucking jokers…..

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2023

Jul

Jenna Dewan Beached of the Day

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Jenna Dewan’s in Mexico doing whore shit, despite being a mother of two, with two different men, which I guess is also whore shit…

The well paid thanks to child support, getting half of Channing Tatum’s earnings from his male stripper movie, as well as what I would assume is spousal support due to all the help and support she provided him when he was being gay for pay to climb the ranks of stardom from whatever shit dance movie they were in together….you know back-up dancer shit….that became back-up dancer who thought she deserved to be at the front of the stage, cuz she couldn’t just stay in her lane shit…

Anyway, despite being old, useless, a mom, she’s still out here whoring bikini pics for likes and follows to feel love, adorned, relevant, hot and jerk-offable, so if you’re into charity jerks, here’s one for you….

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2023

Jul

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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Ali Larter is only interesting to me because in the 90s, Esquire magazine decide dto create a fake celebrity using their magazine as the platform to create the fake celebrity, and it basically turned her into a real, not necessarily hugely famous, celebrity.

It’s a viral troll I’ve wanted to do with this site, but I never was able to get the site relevant enough to create a fake celebrity, so why bother, let Esquire do it in the 90s with Ali Larter for me…..

I only knew this about her recently, thanks to my DEEP dive on WIKIPEDIA, but it made her WHIPPED CREAAM BIKINI a little more amazing, unless I’m confused and it wasn’t even her in the WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI, I don’t really work in facts…

Well, she’s now in an actual bikini, not a WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI, because she’s old and the WHIPPED CREAM has done gone sour…it’s more like WHIPPED powdered milk you drink cuz you’re poor and it’s all you can afford, you know bottom of the barrel dairy….but I’m still lookin’..

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2023

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, because repetition is not necessarily a sign of craziness, but it’s a sign of craziness, and I’m fucking LOCO bro.

But yeah, the bikini was the intro to so much internet whoredom, where ladies would see all the hype other girls posting bikinis got and want to post their own bikini pics to feel like they fit in….so they’d turn to health, wellness, eating disorders, starvation, LIPO, filters, fillers and the other trash on the internet all to be best prepared to put their best bikini pic forward, realizing how much traction they got compared to their other bullshit, realizing they should focus on that.

Even celebrities like Hayek are open about “My bikini pics do so well, you clearly like them, so here’s another bikini pic, even though I’m old as shit”….because bikini pics work, we’re perverts, they are exhibitionists and the stats and views validate them, and the stats and views on bikini pics are higher….so they realize “that’s the content stream, that’s the hustle, that’s the money”….and it’s a gateway to viral success, ONLYFANS success, Porn success…you know the dipping a toe into getting jerked off to while pretending it’s an innocent bikini pic, which is hot.

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2023

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Maybe I am old, crotchety, bitter, angry, jaded, confused demented, not drunk enough, not on enough anti-depressants, motherfucker who is like “In my day, people were humans” but the reality is that it’s like the fucking twilight zone out there.

I feel like I am one of those motherfuckers they made movies about, who woke from a coma 20 years later only to see everything around him totally fucking weird…only I’ve been awake all this time, I mean sure, you could argue it was a coma, I am out of touch, but I’ve been pretty aware of all that is going on all this time, yet I am still shocked to get out there and see all these fucking zombies on their phones, not paying attention to anything around them, face-timing or on the selfie cam, producing CONTENT like CONTENT creators, or just being less proactive and walking around in the spandex outfits Kim Kardashian told them to wear…

From teens in skimpy clothes doing humpty hump dances with each other, to text book generic lesbians from the instagram feed, to the THOT in the wrestling outfit too fat for the wrestling outfit, to the sugar baby in her designer clothes an old fat guy who wouldn’t get laid without money bought her….

Everyone is the same level of autistic, robot, soulless and empty, unable to recognize a joke or have a random conversation…it’s the real life version of the internet, where internet is life, is fucking crazy…..

I am sure there are still some decent people detached from the Matrix out there, but it’s by far the minority…

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Lindsay Lohan Made her First Baby
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