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Sabrina Carpenter Strips Down for SKIMS of the Day

2016

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Still Working it of the Day

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A day is not a day unless I do a post on redheaded, possibly busty, big titty, seductress, provocative, erotic…not quite 18 in look, but in fake age she uses in her press releases because people love 18 even if it’s fake 18….the lie feels good while masturbing to her…something she wants, encourages and is stragetic about making happen in all her self promotion and marketing….Bella Thorne….

We don’t quite know what she is…or care…but she’s out there trying to get you to know and care…and in doing that half naked..because she understands low hanging fruit…as she eats fruit…because she clearly understands fruit…and her tits…and ass…she also understands her tits and ass…

Here are some paparazzi pics of her eating appple..

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2016

Sep

Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day

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There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am…

Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying….

But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way…

You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired…

It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor….

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2016

Sep

Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job…

But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring…

So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now…

I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done….

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2016

Sep

Lia Marie Johnson Shows Off Nipple Through Shadows of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson is a clever famewhore…

Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo…

She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works…

But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting shadow pics of her shadow tits…not erotica…you can just see the shadow of her hard nipple…getting clever…in her struggle….of trying to be a clever famewhore with a purpose..or vision or artistic integrity…..

It’s a shadow guys…a shadow…

Here’s proof she hates being slut shamed – read the caption to the pic she posted – because she’s an artist…

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2016

Sep

Lady Gaga See Through Outfit of the DAy

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Lady Gaga is promoting a horrible cash grab song – and I guess new album – because she has the media and all her lame minions in the palm of her had.

I was riding an uber a few weeks ago – because I am trendy as fuck…obviously…and rich as fuck…that I can afford my own discounted taxi driver…who happened to be an obese woman…all excited about Lady Gaga, convinced Gaga was an artist and brilliant and not just someone who understands how to manipulate obese people into thinking she’s an artist…all by acting weird, calling her fans monsters, doing all that bullshit…and at that moment I understood GAGA’s career projectile (vomit)…..

It’s prey on the weak…seem like you care…make them relate because they see a busted face and know she’s not hot…and steal their fucking money…and repeat until the world has had enough….and when the world has had enough show more of your tits – because the world likes tits…despite pretending to be feminist, and empowered, using basic tactics of the same beer commercial they’d protest and call misogynist…

MISOGYNISTS towards themselves…women…so crazy…

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2016

Sep

Charissa Thompson Gets Racy of the Day

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Here’s some bootleg Erin Andrews, who hasn’t been lucky enough to find a creepy stalker to follow her from hotel to hotel filming her nude through the peep hole, so that she can sue the hotels for breeching her safety and so that she can walk away with 100s of millions of dollars…that she probably split with said stalker…because it was an inside job.

Her name is Charissa Thompson and she’s a host.

A host on Sports…for basic dudes who like some tits talking at them…and a host on EXTRA talking about celebrity bullshit…so she knows the whore hustle…she knows target men with sex appeal…get paid…and she knows..post sexy pics for your fans…and they’ll get excited enough to make you want to delete it…because it’s a little racy for someone trying to play that she’s not a whore…

I guess this just proves that if you’re a host, or in entertainment, your legit job with that stamp of approval is the only thing that separates you from being the whore you are instinctively…

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2016

Sep

Elle Fanning Sports bra of the DAy

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The interesting thing about Elle Fanning besides riding her sister’s coattails, being strung along by serious fucking stage parents, before replacing her sister as the younger and cuter version is that she’s always in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – because it’s subtle whoring and at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….she grew up learning the tricks of the trade…

Which isn’t entirely true – proven with all the fat chicks and backlash the world gets for celebrating health and fitness because America is obese and want obese people on TV…..I’m talking to you Kevin James….and Tony Soprano RIP…oh and AMy Schumer..what a fucking pig…

Well..she’s in a sportsbra….and if you look close enough, you’ll see her in a ballet pose…just reminding us how much of a trained puppet she is…and you should love it.

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Here she is dancing in a see through shirt showing bra in her bedroom for the real perverts

A video posted by Elle Fanning (@ellefanning) on Sep 6, 2016 at 5:34pm PDT

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2016

Sep

Kristen Bell Bathing Suit Pic from Afar of the Day

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Kristen Bell was cast to act in a viral video that I assume went viral because even I wrote about it…released by huffington post…who probably paid her more than they paid the other actresses…because pay inequality happens between women apparently…

I guess she’s on some mission to come across as a fighter of women’s rights, maybe that’s why she did the video…or maybe she wants to seem relatable and not a celebrity who gets paid far too much for what she considers “work”…thanks so some solid scam her and her husband DAX pulled off. They love talking about their 200 dollar wedding, like that is reflective of anything they do in their life…from staff, to maids, to stupid rich person houses…but sure..they are just like you…

She’s gone so far to prove that she’s just a middle aged yabo from the fucking suburbs by posing in her bathing suit from a mile away…paddleboarding…the whitest female in her 30s thing to do…maybe she even did some YOGA poses on the shit…in what looks like a white trash lake…because she’s so down to earth…

The good news is that I know her fans are able to jerk off to this, which is less a sign of how thirsty she is and more a sign of how thirsty you fucking weirdo perverts are…she was Veronica Mars…you liked that…I get it…still weird.

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2016

Sep

Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

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Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day…

That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired…

It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked…

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2016

Sep

Pauline Baly Topless of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Baly…you’ve never heard of her but according to her and her stupid looking fake lips…she’s an influencer…with 65,000 followers…that are following her for tips on creative ways that aren’t even that creative to show off her fame whoring tits…and I guess ass..

You know a real important lifestyle influencer, tipping us off on really great thing like how to wear as little clothes as possible on social media without getting your account deleted…or how to posein the Gym, or in bathing suits, or topless in pants…anything that is porny but not positioned as porny…

The fact is she’s not an influencer, she’s a glamor model, attention seeking slut, and if any brands buy into this girl being more than just shameless for hits…they are idiots and deserve to go bankrupt…

Here’s some shoot she did for some magazine I’ve never heard of – because there are so many magazines I’ve never heard of…and she’s showing tits..and we like tits..

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