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2016

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Nipple in Vogue Portugal of the Day

Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Early Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, designed to target men, to give them something to jerk off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…brilliant really…

Send jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…and being jerked off to by millions…made these girls stars…and rightfully so, because a woman’s looks and ability to pose in underwear to make men richer – including their pimp agents…is really her only worth…Thanks for the life lessson in Feminism Victoria’s Secret…

Now this one is for Vogue Portugal, I guess they need shit to look at when not fishing…

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2016

19

Aug

Old Lady Hilary Duff’s Tits on Snapchat of the Day

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We call this snapchat filter – Titty Stretch Marks because it makes them stretch marks on them mom tits – that were stretched out as a parasite caused her to fill up with milk and then tried to suck them dry…until succeeding…and I’ve had parasites and know it’s a fucking mess…really pop.

You know the back and white contrast making a roadmap on her tits that I’d like to navigate…not because I am a Hilary Duff jailbait fan, but because I am a new recruit and I like how strong her legs and ass are…strong enough to handle a hockey team…in the locker room…during initation…it’s how she met her husband…as you know, a classic college aged romance….with a lot more money and issues from being exploited as a child..

And the real question is – what happened to Haylie Duff…it’s like she died…oh…I just googled her and she’s on TV with a cooking show, I mean that’d make sense since her face was so weird, she’d have to trick men with good meals…not that this is about Haylie duff, she’s just always trying to get a piece of anything her baby sister’s involved in…the other sibling..always the worst..

Here’s Hilary leaving the gym…all strong assed in leggigns…

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2016

19

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day

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LA girls are so fucking annoying…not that either of these girls are from LA, one is from Canada, and I think these pictures are taken in Canada, while the other one is from wherever the fuck the song and dance HOUGHS are from…

They are just like the high school cheerleaders are in movies. All excited and happy to be alive, smiling and being all cute and bubbly on camera. Likeable to the retards, but really dark behind the scenes – because no one is a fucking Disney character every day all day…

I also know girls who have Fucked Seacrest, who HOUGH HUGH WHO HOUGH hooooo dated…and dude does some wild and crazy cocaine fueled things…not that you wouldn’t if you had to be a dancing monkey 19 hours a day…and you created the Karadashians cancer to society….or is it AIDS…

It’s just a lot of smiles and hugs and fake bullshit..when they are really just humans..barely humans..but humans nonetheless..

So seeing BFFs seems like bullshit, but seeing them moon, without showing full ass, is also bullshit, but it’s their way of being cute, and fun, doing something I want done every time I drive by a school bus full of college girls…but it never happens…it doesn’t happen in real life…but when you’re constantly acting and putting on a show…it does…

But I know..that at least one of these asses has gaped…so play all fun and innocent..but you can’t fool me motherfuckers..

Here’s a video of her falling while wake surfing…

A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Aug 18, 2016 at 9:50am PDT

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day

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So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio…

This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls….

But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities…

Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress..

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2016

19

Aug

The Kylie and Kendall and Kim Instagram Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner have put out their pictures from the Kylie 19 despite having the ass of a 45 year old mom and a face of a 50 year old stripper all thanks to stupid plastic surgery procedures her garbage family has made industry standard, and that girls everywhere are getting done, despite looking like fucking clowns…all cheap and indistinguishable from trashy porn chicks while being fucking near billionaires….because they make fucking money.

I saw an ad the other day saying Kylie was an Entrepreneur and trendsetter, and the sick thing is that she is, young girls follow her and think she’s got something magical to offer, when really she’s just a shameless whore..

These pics are instagram perfect, this what all those pics look like, all the same poses, and setting, and soulless fucking drivel that doesn’t fucking matter, but that dudes will go “i’d fuck that”..and chicks say “I want to be what dudes want to fuck”..

It’s just spoiled, disgusting, humans…and they should be exterminated, but instead 22 year old media buyers still throw money at them – because they still push fucking product better than even the most eager Avon lady…

Fuck this garbage family…and I know you would, for the right price, the mom would let you…

Here are the booty centered pics…cuz they know what works for the family as a whole…I’m talking to you BRUCE

MAYBE you’re more into Kim’s Huge Ridiculous clown ass in Mexico for her Hired Paparazzi…

Oh Kim did an instagram shoot also…

Kim also wore a white bathing suit – looking terrifying..

Kim K in a See Through Shirt..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Ass in Leggings Getting Into a Car of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if Ashley Benson getting into a car in leggings is erotic…

She’s the chubby girl from Springbreakers, she’s hugely famous from some massive show, she’s got really big tits – as chubby girls often do…but is her ass on it’s own, even after her working out, worthy of being jerked off to while in leggins…

I know young people don’t realize this, but I remember a time in the 90s when leggings were popular, but girls wore huge shirts to cover their asses, then American Apparel, those assholes came together and now all girls wear leggings, asses out, like they are naked – but with more support – and it’s a brilliant turn of events for people who like staring at hot young asses…but with hot young asses comes fat chicks who don’t know they are fat – pulling the same stunts….confused as to what should be the permitted amount of leggings worn…what is the cut off weight…

Is Ashley Benson past that cut off weight? I mean to me, she’s not…I like seeing even the fattest girl in one size too small leggings…but I am a pervert…I’m talking is this too fat of an ass and not in a good way for society as a whole…ya know..

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2016

19

Aug

Sluts United are So Fucking Ugly and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Stabbing Husband Who Cheated on Her

Wedding Reception Brawl

Dog Gets Rescued in Flood

Black Lives Matter

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2016

19

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I came across a very hot dog owner in skimpy workout gear, because it’s hot and it’s summer and girls are exhibitionist sluts who get made when you rape them even if they are wearing sex clothes out in public…

Her dog started barking at mine and she started to wrestle it off, it was a big thing…the kind of dog she probably lets lick her pussy when no one is around, strong jaw you know the type…

I told her…I wouldn’t mind letting her dog eat my dog, if it meant watching this on all fours, ass in the air, pinning the dog down for a bit longer, you see my dog is my friend, but he’s had a good run….

Turns out offering to sacrifice your dog to see pussy lips penetrating fitness shorts, doesn’t make girls like you and she rudely told me to fuck off…and to keep walking….which was probably a good time to expose my erection and start jerking off on her…her all pre-occupied with the dog…but I didn’t have an erection…so I went home to stare at celebrity tits…as I do…

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Girls who take Mirror Selfies are Fucking Self Invovled Cunts
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Amber Herd is Donating all 7 Million from her Divorce to Charity to Cover her Gold Digging Ass
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The Girl Who Makes it Look Like She’s Got Big Tits
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Jennifer Connelly Bikini Porn
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Kendall Jenner has a Stalker – Let’s Hope He Kills Her
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Sara Jean Underwood Nipples
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Roommate Scare Prank
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Girls Who Pose On their Knees Like Guys Thinking They Like Sucking Cock
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2016

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A lot of girls I know have a fetish is having people from tinder cum inside them, probably because a lot of girls I know are the scum bottom feeders of tinder…you know the ones with the real fucking issues…

So I ask them “why do you let a stranger from tinder, who you know is probably diseased, fuck you and cum in you without a condom”….and they say “you’re not a stranger, I screened you on tinder, can you take your mask off now”…and I pull my dick out of them and go home to my wife…

It amazes me how few hookers use condoms – in a world where more and more people fuck everyone all the fucking time…crazy….

PS – wtf is this picture?

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Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras
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Natalie Portman’s Done with Marvel Movies
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Olympic Beach Volleyball Pussy
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Lady Gaga – See Through
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Random ance Captain Search Weirdness
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Lim Kardashian Admits to Butt Implants
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Orlando Bloom Wants to Put Babies in Katy Perry because He’s Losing His Mind…
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Jay Z and Beyonce on a Trip…
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Jemma Lucy is Topless and Sunbathing
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Chloe Grace Moretz Chunky Legs
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Millennials’ are Weaker than The Same Age Group was 30 Years Ago – because they are coddled little pussies
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RIHANNA AND THE BATHROOM
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Gawker.com is Officially Getting Shut Down
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Dude Fills Pool with Some Dumb Shit
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Nina Agdal at Some Event
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Elle Fanning – Yoga Pants
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Cute Girls…Apparently….
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Shanina Shaik at Some Event
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Shooting Arrows WITHOUT ARMS
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The Never Celebrate Too Early Compilation
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Hannah Ferguson for Some Event
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Emma Roberts Parking Lot Cat WAlk..
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Dire Straits Cover
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Charlie Hunnam Does 22 Push Ups
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Naked Random Chick…
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Rita Ora – Goth
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Creepy Island in the Arabian Sea
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Tom Hiddleston
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TRUCK DRIVER vs Flood Waters
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Spandex Wearing Celebs…
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Chloe Bennet Tits of the DAy
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GIrls With Hot Booty
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Wet in the Pool
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Some Chick Gets Naked after Shopping…
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Sexy Chick with a Sexy Body on Hidden Cam…
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Romance!!
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T-rex Sex
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Some Busty Tumblr Amateur
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Fat Woman on a Waterslide…
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lost and found dildo…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

18

Aug

Britney Spears Dancing in White Shorts of the Day

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Britney Spears posted this video of her dancing around in some white outfit, like a girl on her first day of Junior high who got her period…and had to live that down for her entire life…

I know what you’re thinking, Britney is so old, she doesn’t get her period anymore…all menopausal and shit and even if she’s not she’s all medicated and anorexic or some shit so that she doesn’t get her period anymore….

But she’s still hot and watching her dance around all crazy, like a bi polar disorder is some kind of magical…I not sure what kind of magical…but magical nonetheless..

I could watch her medicated ass dance all day…

In my dressing room dancing to #DoYouWannaComeOver ???? Pre-order #Glory on @AppleMusic & get it instantly!! Stream it on @spotify here: britney.lk/dywcospotify

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 17, 2016 at 8:05pm PDT

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