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2024

28

Oct

Lily Rose Depp’s Dumper on Display in LA of the Day

Lily Rose Depp was spotted on the streets in some one-piece bathing suit for what we’ll assume is a high profile photoshoot for a high profile magazine because she’s high profile people with high profile family and the whole thing is high profile…

The midget’s legs hardly look like stalky cankles when she’s got a one-piece jacked up her fat dumper…and ever since that shitty series with The Weeknd where she was a naked popstar based on Britney Spears the entire time…I’m more than happy to see her naked…

I’m pretty sure I was happy to see her naked prior to that whole series since she’s Johnny Depp’s hot daughter who owns a private island in the Bahamas where the family tax evades…NO TAXES ON THE PRIVATE ISLAND motherfuckers…

The thong up the ass is always a good time, even knowing that she’s gone lesbian with some masculine trans chick thanks to being indoctrinated into that whole LGBTQ world that Hollywood pushes on the people and that she lives in the belly of the beast of.

With Johnny Depp as your dad, it’s probably hard to not become a lesbian and with most lesbians you like to pretend the dick’s aren’t tainting her or stretching her out, but the reality is that lesbians are into fisting….

She can be the visual of your lesbian conversion fetish, because when ovulation time roles around, lesbians are hardly actually lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth and a manipulation of the mind due to exterior forces. They aren’t born that way, they were molested, abused or have a parasite….

It’s safe to assume Lily Rose’s lesbian has tricked her into lesbianism, there’s always that aggressor lesbian who targets the broken straight girl, generates some trust, makes her feel it’s ok after their first finger blasting sessions, only for the broken straight girl to confuse her intention for being romantic and not that of a predator….

All this to say….Hot Lily Rose Depp midgetery.

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2024

28

Oct

J.Lo Leaving the “Studio” of the Day

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The paparazzi are saying that this is J.Lo leaving the studio, where we can assume that she’s recording some life changing shitty music to pollute the minds of her last standing fans with…..because she’s not very good and the people will eventually catch onto that if they haven’t already.

Across the board, no one gives a fuck about celebrities, which must be pretty hilarious for the celebrities, who are holding onto the glory days as hard as they can, pretending they still matter because they are rich and have a network of YES-MEN around them.

At 60 years old, J.Lo pretty fucking gross, but she tries to fake it with the face injections and crop top shirts. The workouts and the other procedures but we know the pussy’s got mileage you can’t roll back like a shady Turkish car salesman.

They say she’s leaving the studio, but with that menacing man in black behind her, it seems like she was getting railed or interviewed by the FEDS who have videos of her doing illegal shit at the DIDDY parties, and for retribution she must push whatever agenda they are pushing…just after they get to rail her like it was a Diddy freak-off party video….

Point of the story, J.Lo sucks even when it’s suckin’ dick.

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2024

28

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s 1 Kidney 2 Tits of the Day

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Despite having one kidney, Sarah Hyland is still not dead. This is modern science for you perverts, keeping the bitch alive with her anti-rejection drugs so that you can jerk off to her like it was still Modern Family times when you first fell in love with her primordial dwarfism…

As it turns out, it’s far easier to jerk off to modern science keeping a set of tits alive with some pills, rather than having her rigged up to a life support machine that you visit until accidentally impregnating her, putting a target on your back as the dude who spent a little too much time giving her those sponge baths while working at the hospital…

Your cries that it was immaculate conception go unheard….and a big slap on your wrist would likely end up with getting arrested, making this more fun.

Her tits aren’t anyting special, her face with those eyebrows also not exciting….but it’s cleavage and we’re pathetic enough to stare at cleavage.

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2024

28

Oct

Britney Spears in Black Lingerie Being Crazy of the Day

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Britney Spears or “XILA MARIA RIVER RED” as she seems to call herself on social media posted some more erotic, this time in skimpy sheer black lingerie with her tits out.

Her caption was some insanity about her property in Turks and Caicos is like a church and when she visited with her ex, they’d fight and she’d sleep outside with the birds, but this time, she’s spending her time inside because it’s too hot.

Whether she is behind this content, or whether she is even alive doesn’t really matter because the body double or old content they are repurposing, or the AI that they are using to keep her alive is something you should be able to jerk off to.

Sure, middle aged menopausal women aren’t really supposed to be what you jerk off to, but when they are presented as a mental case version of Britney Spears and they are half naked, you pretty much have no choice as a thank you for all she’s brought you.

As you know, the crazier they are, the better they are in bed, it’s a statistic, TRUST THE SCIENCE….so the fact that she’s got a body still worthy of fucking, even if it’s old content or AI doesn’t mater, because it’s on the internet and that is YOUR truth.

Sure, she’s got a gunt, but what 45 year old doesn’t and more importantly, only one 45 year old is Britney Spears and that fact alone elevate her to a higher plane.

Is Britney in the Caribbean, is he in front of a Green Screen, does she exist, does it even matter, there’s lingerie and you may be able to see her nipple…dead or not, it’s a corpse you’d fuck, even just for the story…

“Yo man, so I was digging up a grave in Louisiana which in my defense wasn’t even digging since they keep the bodies in crypts above ground and found Britney Spears half rotten corpse, guess what I did, I mean keep in mind it’s Britney Bitch”…..

Right…

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2024

25

Oct

Kate Winslet Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I always thought that Kate Winslet’s tits weren’t good enough to die for in that Titanic movie…..

They were the kind of tits that you’d probably let drown to save yourself because even if they were the best tits in the world, they’re not worth dying for…

That whole love story was good on paper for all the divorcees and empty people who never found a love like that because a love like that doesn’t exist.

To me, it just ruined the whole movie, which should have ended with dude surviving and scoring new pussy…but then there’d be no movie…since there’d be no granny searching for her lost amulet….

The point of the story is the tits were good but not that good back in the Titanic Days, 30 years later, they’re good but not that good, but good enough to watch in the movies as she continues her “craft” of acting, which they like to call “art” but that we all know is just a bunch of assholes (and tits) overpaid to play make belief…..

Hate celebs, hate acting, appreciate the tits…

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2024

25

Oct

Get Ready with Julianne Hough the Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

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The worn out, lacing elasticity, growing fungus because of how dirty it is fleshlight that belonged to Ryan Seacrest when she decided to break up with her brother and level-up her career with Dick Clark’s reincarnate’s cocaine and anal sex addiction……known as Julianne Hough is a product of sexual assault that made the girl horny and not into a genderless, asexual lesbian man hater….

She’s the kind of victim of abuse you’d want in a woman because she likes to fuck her trauma away, rather than be a boring victim about it.

Sure, the fact she walked away from the church and bought into the satanic industry that’s given her a life is a sad story for her soul, but at least she’s having fun, getting her fuck on, being a whore and offering us something old, dried up, age out, to jerk off to….

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2024

25

Oct

Shenae Grimes is a Half Naked Halloween Creature of the Day

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Wow. Shenae grimes is hideous.

I don’t think this is her Halloween costume but she looks really fucking terrifying. Maybe she’s sick? GET ANOTHER SHOT SHENAE.

I forgot she existed and for good reason at least based on this content of getting ready with her…..GRWM mother fuckers…

I don’t think she was ever hot, but she was marketed as hot.

I’ve even been in the same room as her in the past because all of Canada do quarterly ice wall / maple syrup / socialist meet ups….this was back when she was marketed as hot and I didn’t notice her and I notice every pussy in the room….especially the famous pussy in the room….

Maybe she doesn’t have a pussy and is just another Canadian tranny…or maybe she was never actually hot but now is definitely not hot….

Since we are optimists and into spiritually uplifting content that inspires and elevates our collective frequency – I will say at least she’s skinny and skinny matters, even when it is cancer.

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2024

25

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Sold Out Comeback Concert Event of the Day

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When I think of Paris an comebacks a very different image than an actual concert comes to mind….

I don’t keep track of Paris Hilton but I figure any excuse to re-watch her sex tape is a good one. It may be a little bit of a medicated, zombie-like fuck with a skinny bitch who talks in baby talk, but it’s also an iconic moment in pop culture.

She wasn’t the first person to do the sex tape, she was just the first person to do the sex tape properly, where it actually launched her career as an “influencer” before influencers existed, instead of just being some socialite trust fund bitch.

I am convinced that she’s the brains behind the Kardashians and that the Kardashians pay her out every year after she created them, but even if she’s not, they only exist because
Paris Hilton pulled her cunt out first.

Paris was everywhere in the 2000s, then she was non existent during the 2010s, maybe doing lame DJ gigs and still printing money, but not in our face with her “That’s Hot” half retarded speak she made famous….

For whatever reason, ego probably, I mean she’s got money, her husband’s got money, her family’s got money, so it’s not about the money, even though people with money like more money….she’s decided to be the pop star she has seemingly always wanted to be, bringing back her viral song of 15 years ago, doing a whole produced live show.

It could be a mid-life crisis, maybe the technology is good enough now to make her sing better than she previously could, maybe she is AI or transgender but it could be a never too late to live your dream when you’re rich and famous, it could be an inspiring thing for all the old fucks out there with a dream, it could just be a marketing scheme, but ultimately, she’s still skinny with her tits out and without Paris Hilton, I don’t think the internet would be as fun or as full of trashy whores with sex tapes and a dream….

Here’s a round-up of what went down, what is being celebrated with the tits out and she’s looking alright for 45 years old. Thanks science and whoredom parasites.

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2024

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The Hollywood demons are upon us, but it’s funny watching their power diminish and collapse. They may still think they have the power they once had, money, ego and yes-mem do that to a self involved psychopath, but their whole world is eating itself and it s fun because they are evil…

Real humans will figure out they’ve been worshipping the reptilian monsters….who have destroyed the human experience with their agenda….Humans win.

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2024

24

Oct

Dua Lipa Humping Invisible Dick on Stage of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the manufactured popstar who everyone seems to love.

They buy into the fact that she’s a self made superstar, but the reality is that none of these people are self made.

She’s from a country that is notorious for HUMAN TRAFFICKING. The guy she calls dad who launched her career is a digital marketing expert, the likes of the RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION experts that everyone is mad at for pushing agendas to all you idiots using social media tactics, bots, fake accounts in a sophisticated thing.

Now, they’ve done it with POP music….

Anyway, she dresses like a whore, because in another life that’s what her profession probably would have been, and she simulates riding cock, with invisible cock on stage and that’s exciting if you like imagining things..

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