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2016

20

Jul

Britney Spears is a Mom in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears is an inspiration to us all – you know that not only can you have a kid that if you are tactical about can become your full time job, put the pressure to earn on them, and if the stars align because of their cuteness or their ability to dance at Disney Auditions thanks to Jazz Ballet classes…you can live the good fucking life…and when she’s over 18 and you’re feeling the burn from spending your earnings you made off of her faster than you thought – now that you’re cut off – and she coincidentally starts doing crazy shit that allows you to institutionalize her and take control of her – she can keep earning for you for decades to come. People rely on her.

More interestingly, she proves that you don’t have to be a model bitch with a Victoria’s Secret contract to cold dick, sometimes you can find that rich broken girl to seduce with your dick, so you better have a big dick, that you can knock her up with after a little brainwashing so that you secure – a retirement plan and never have to work again – thanks to the enough money to go around all thanks to this tight enough mom body in a bikini.

I am a fan..

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2016

20

Jul

Shannen Doherty Cancer Downer Slideshow of the Day

Wow…Shannen Doherty really knows how to pick up all our spirits with this photo series of her shaving her head due to breast cancer she’s been treating like an asshole by not cutting off her tits – at least that’s what I read somewhere – because I guess cancer is traumatic and you don’t want to jump to conclusions and cut the fucking shit out of you – you want to take treatment that doesn’t cut it out of you and ride it out hoping it disappears…

I don’t know anything about oncology – or about breast cancer other than that it is the enemy for targeting my friend – the breast….I know people die from this shit, and it is very possible that Shannen Doherty will die from this shit, so documenting the journey is less about fame whoring and more about therapy…awareness…who knows…I just know it’s not tits, not nudity, not panty flashes, but rather someone you probably jerked off to at least once – fighting for her life – publicing – it’s pretty fucking depressing…but I guess then again, so is life…you know since we’re all dying.

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2016

20

Jul

Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works.

Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were….

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2016

20

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties!

With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt…

I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in….

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2016

20

Jul

Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day

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Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent…

But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free.

Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat…

So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot…

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2016

20

Jul

Miranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day

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I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to the Snapchat nerd billionaire put at ring on the hooker – and they announced it with a snapchat filter….which I guess is how he asked her…or how they communicate .because when you have a god complex from creating snapchat – and lots of money – where you bang models who double as sugar babies – you can impress them pretty fucking easily…just show them your bank statement…and a reminder of what you created – with a snapchat filter…

It doesn’t make sense to me why he would marry some mom, washed out model – when he could have anyone

She’s obviously got her sales tactics down, she knows how to land a billionaire – and it works….

The lessons are:

1- get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…because actors aren’t billionaires

2- to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

3- pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

20

Jul

Armless Man Rages and Other Videos of the Da

Bus Cruises Through Traffic

65 Year Old Knocked Out in Unprovoked Attack

Woman Stripped Bottomless

Drunk Guy Thrown in Kiddie Pool

Cop SHot By Thug

Cop Does Not Shoot Suspect Because He’s Not Black

Pokemon Player Hits Cop Car

Man Shoots Wife With Toy Gun – Over and Over again…

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Naked Women Protest

Bar Man’s Jagerbomb Record Breaking Trick Pour….It’s actually pretty good…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yes, I should have been out fucking, or playing with tits, or drunk and making advances at random people, creeping them out as I do – but instead I watched a few minutes of the RNC last night – because it’s solid comedy – and I posted some of my observations on facebook…mainly that I called TIFFANY TRUMP AN UGLY MONSTER IN 2008 but also that the Republican party has pandered to the close minded hick on issues the republicans don’t actually care about, all to get votes, you know the bottom feeding vote, bible thumping racist idiots who are scared of black people and muslims and think someone is trying to steal their freedom everyday of their life…the at the evangelical church, protesting sex shops and porn and abortion on their weekends…the worst humans around….pretending to be holier than though, wholesome, but still rape / kill / and are actually horrible people…all in the name of USA / Freedom / Supporting our Troops…

Well, that Audience, the low hanging fruit misinformed person who probably watches a lot of reality TV and is have dead on the inside at least mentally, is the core values of the party….

So instead of “lets figure out how to keep the rich richer with no social services by lying to these idiots about abortion, freedom and things that threaten what they think life should be”…those silly things have become the main platform – and all they talk about – and that alone is hilarious. It’s like trying to rationalize with someone protesting people exercising their rights that they claim to be fighting for. It’s very confusing, but not really…

So a muppet with his little hands comes out all slimy and disgusting and says key words that people respond to – that allow him to take his joke to the next level – all while feeding his ego – because morons think he’s this brilliant man he obviously is – they just don’t realize it’s brilliance in scamming, marketing, manipulating and lying..and not actually running business…it’s very obscure, weird….and really happening….

So conservatives delete me and called me a Canadian and tell me to mind my own business, despite being the same people who say the USA rules the world, implying the USA rules me, and really I’m not anti American, I am just anti moron….and I’m blown away that this exists on such a public forum in modern times….I guess I expect more out of humanity, even anti social people who hate humanity are less offensive and idiotic than this…

People also tell me to shut up and post more tits, I’ve been posting tits since 2003, everyfucking day….including TURTLE HEADED TIFFANY TRUMP MONSTER ….and I will keep on posting tits…not that anyone pays attention to anything I say….so look at the tits…

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Glasses
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Security Camera Catches a Child Ghost
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Garry Marshall Died After Seeing Scott Baio’s Trump Speech / Thanks for the Giving Good Hookers Dreams
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Brody Jenner Bikini Fiance
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Heidi Klum – Bikini Model
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Care that Lady Gaga is Single. I am Still Surprised Someone Fucked Her
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Lizard Runs to Shady Spot
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Poodle Refuses to Leave Car
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Zayn Malik – May have a Gay Sex Tape
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Some “cute” girls
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Khloe Kardashian – Nipples
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2016

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been wearing the smallest, tightest, shorts because I am fat, I am a slob, I don’t buy new clothes and these shorts are from the 80s….

Being a small penised fat man means these shorts are really fucking embarassing, but being shameless and careless and not easily embarrassed…I don’t fucking care, just don’t look at my little dick perverts….I’m talking to you mom’s who give me dirty looks as you walk by with your teen daughters…chill the fuck out…her shorts are shorter and tighter….showing more ass and what could be balls..thanks to gender fluidity, hormones in food, and thickness…

People are so dumb…send nudes…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Bill Cosby Blind as a Girl he Rapes….
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Brody Jenner Fiance in a Bikini
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Hannah Stocking Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Tits…
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Pornstar Mary Carey Does Fitness of the Day
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Weed Legend Tells You The Two Best Strains To Smoke In The WORLD!
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Lady Gaga is Single
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Matt Damon Covers GQ
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ALessandra Ambrosio Has Fake Tits
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Ariel Winter in a See Through Shirt
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Bubba’s Jetback – Golf Insanity….
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Silly TIts of the Day…
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Amy Schumer on her First Time Rape
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Bad Translation – Lots of Laughs
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Jessica Stam in a Black Dress at Some Event
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Christina Milian Nipple….
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Random Guy Dance
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Some Slut Mara Teigen Low Level Paparazzi Pics
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Things Single People can Relate To…
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Miranda Kerr is Fancy at Soho House
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The Joys of a Rubber Snake….
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Rita Ora Ass in Jeans
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Rita Ora in a Nightgown
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Kickboxer Trailer…
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Gigi Hadid vs RIta Ora in White Tank Top
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Jessica Alba in a Purple Bikini
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Floppotron Covers Sandstorm…
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Model Hannah Ferguson at Some Event in a Red Dress
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20,000 Watt Light Bulb Test
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Melania Trump – Busted!
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Hooker Angelique Morgan Bikini Yogurt Feeding
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Some Slut Named Chantel Jeffries in a Bikini with her Fake TITS
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NYC Driving – Red Lights Don’t Matter
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Some Mom Named Daniela Hantuchova in a Bikini
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The Simpsons – Pokemon Now…
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Imagine this Joke was Said By a Man About Pussy…
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Dakota Johnson Still in a Bikini
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Car Crash of the Day
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Mila Kunis is a Mom
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Culkin Didn’t Spend $6000 on Heroin…per month…
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Slutty Snapchats….to follow…
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Asian Pissing
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Making Fun of Porn Cutters
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Extreme Stupidity
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Foot in Ass
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Hot Greek Bitches – in Bikini….
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Slutty Bitch Eating an Apple
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Sluts from Instagram
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Spread Ass….
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Masturbator!!
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Fat Ass Latina…
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Winona Ryder in a Magazine
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Naked Protestor….
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

19

Jul

Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day

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I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian…

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