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2016

21

Jul

Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right…

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site…

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2016

21

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do.

It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage!

Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills…

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2016

21

Jul

Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got tits, or is working on angles that show off her tits, because she’s from a culture, at least in her career and her upbringing, which are one in the same thing – that put a whole lot of focus on tits, whether it is her TV mom Sofia Vergara who made a career as an immigrant off her tits, or her sister on the show Ariel Winter who also had big tits, huge tits, that need to be cut off at 17 tits…giving this Sarah Hyland a complex, some insecurities, because when they are at the top of their game on a hit show that they’ve been on since kids, they don’t realize it…and focus on silly things like how to get their tits more attention…..

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2016

21

Jul

Em Rat Cow in a Bikni Getting Work of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is relatively uninteresting across the board. It’s one of those what more can we ask for or want from a girl who we’ve seen completely nude so many times that it is the only reason we know she exists…

Yes, she’s got a hot body, but when I see her doing anything besides the low level softcore porn she’s known for, I feel like I’m experiencing a stripper at a job interview at the grocery store to be a cashier…or bag girl…it’s like “bitch, get the fuck out of here”….only I guess “bikini” pics are in line with her nude pics – it all falls under the umbrella of instagram model – even if she’d never consider herself an instagram model – she probably tells people she’s an actress and hands out business cards with her IMDB profile on her vagina…like some kind of escort.

I don’t hate her, I just find her pretty repetitive, boring, uneventful…and uninspiring…step it up. Stop the yard.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

21

Jul

Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day

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Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing.

So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are…

Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong…

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2016

21

Jul

Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Watching 9/11 Video on Plane –

Russian KFC Knockout

Car Waiting for Owner in the Most Annoying Way Ever

Dude Chokes Out a drunk Guy – Unprovoked

Girls Taken Out

Keepin’ Warm – By Cathing Yourself on Fire

Scooter Fail of the Day

Parent with baby Escalator Fail of the Day

Dude Shot on Venezuelan Bus -WTF

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2016

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I watched the RNC again, day 3, I have no idea why but I am drawn in…it’s not like I had other options, you know no hot tinder girls offering to eat my ass, and no money for booze, makes me a prisoner to my life…I mean along with everything else that makes me a prisoner in my life…

That said, I’ve been made a believer, from Newt’s fear mongering, to Trump’s awkward and cartoony hand gestures, to a pro-lifer Vice President, to all that God shit, even when talking about Space Travel instead of separating church and state…..and the whole thing is very fucking manipulative…I can’t see how Trump and his Orthodox Jewish daughter, communist third wife, lying orange skinned muppet face won’t win….people really want to believe the snake oil they are selling…as if any politician has any power – or can change the world with false promises – and it doesn’t even sound that good, but it sounds better than what the other guy is saying…very fucking weird. It’s the WWE the political version. America loves that shit….I just want to see more sluts in the mix…

Here are some morning linkss….

Hot Redheads
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Weird Pregnant Belly Fire SHow
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why the Concorde Failed
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Train VS Truck
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Sluts on a Yacht
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Hot Volleyball Girl
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Stella Maxwell in Lingerie Bullshit
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One Year With a Slutty Weather Girl
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Revisit Hot Asses from Yesterday
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2016

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to leave my house, I figure it’s summer, I should get outside and not continue my winter hermit life, despite hating the outside world and all the bureaucracy trying to oppress our freedom…you know because some people think saving up their entire life after working a shit job to go on a Disney cruise with their fat wife is as best as life gets – while I know that’s the worst life gets and that I can’t even afford a fucking Disney Cruise so why fucking bother….

I saw a fat ass jogging in tight shorts and I watched it closely, intently, I almost wanted to rub behind it so that I saw every jiggle, bounce, fold, and realized…life isn’t about slaving for a disney cruise at retirement…it’s about creeping on hot chicks who won’t fuck you – by taking all you can get from what they are giving – sometimes it’s a hard nipple, other times tight pants – if you’re lucky a blowjob….or if you move to the third world you can pay them for sex -life is outside, it’s there waiting for you to live it…so I walked back inside, sat on the couch feeling accomplished – knowing I found the meaning of life and now…I don’t have to go back out there for another few weeks…I mean I just found the meaning of life – let a motherfucker rest…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Asses…
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Tiffany Trump Song of the Day….
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Post-Credit Movie Scenes
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini….
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Hot Indoor Volleyball Girl
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Toni Garrn Bikini….
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Best Tip For Growing Marijuana In Your Closet ?
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Pug Runs in His Sleep
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Matt Damon Hates Guns because that’s the Trend…
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Sporty Girls..
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Selena Gomez Looking Bitch with Huge Tits…
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Beyonce of the Day
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This Doctor Has the Best Excuse for Semen on Patients Face
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Gay Ads on Craigslist Increase During RNC – and Escorts are Making Big Money
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Security Camera Catches a Child Ghost
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Matt Damon Hustles Casey Affleck in his Reddit AMA
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Rose McGowan Hard Nipples
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Superman 64 Video Game Trailer
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Throwback Anna Kournikova Topless
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Record Breaking Bartender
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Dude in 250,000 Dollar Car VS Skateboarder – Definitely Fake
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Gigi Hadid – Hot Body
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Joanna Krupa Gas Pumping SLut
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Chloe Ferry Wet T-Shirt Nipples
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Poodle Refuses to Leave Car
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Lady Gaga is a Cheater
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How Space X Will Get Us to Mars
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Ava Sambora’s Bikini Modeling at a Fashion Show of the Day
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Kim Kardashian Gets 700,000 Dollars an Hour…..
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Slut….
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Tugging on Clothes…
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Slutty Weather WOman of the Year – a Compilation of her Best Work
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Third Eye Blind Trolling the RNC Event….
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The Evolution of the Joker
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Still Watching this Asian Pissing
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Slutty Kyla Fox
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Coughing Up Blood
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Making Fun of Cutter Sluts
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Big Nasty Tits….
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Lisa Bonet Sex Scene
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Slutty Boat Ride of the Day
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Whores Fighting…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy

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I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked…

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2016

20

Jul

Lady Gaga Bikini Nightmare of the DAy

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Lady Gaga is being ousted as a Taylor Swift, you know a media manipulating cunt who lies and creates an illusion by polarizing their story into something marketable – and really committing to said lie…the kind of girl who cheats on people, slits some throats and turns the story into a “poor me”…when the real victim is viewers like us, forced to listen to every fucking song they create on repeat – to the point we know the lyrics – which basics confuse for liking the song – while people like me just get mad about it…because it’s garbage – manipulative and she’s not that hot…

My only Gaga story is that years ago – I fondled her ass when she was in a VIP area at a club, fully on sexual assault mode – but not because it turned me on, it was more a grab her ass – see if she reacts and she didn’t so keep grabbing her ass – like a creeper….but a creeper with taste because throughout her career her only redeeming quality has been that ass…

THE FUNNY THING in my rapey hand grabbing Gaga story is that I wasn’t even in the VIP, she didn’t even know I was grabbing her ass, we never even met and she just didn’t react..which to me was her consent…but everytime she cries about sexual assault and victims – I know I did something that wasn’t rape at the time – but that today – the feminists at the college level would go crazy about…KINDA FUNNY…

I guess what I am saying is Gaga’s tears for victims are lies, she actually likes sexual assault, it’s gotta be the only reason her career happened – because that face is terrifying…

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