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2016

12

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day

Obviously…

I don’t really feel like going into Treats! being the LA Rich guy sugar daddy party excuse to get girls naked – an attempt to be a modern Playboy – who actually had a solid shot a few years ago – but dropped the ball and momentum – but they did create Em Rata – they did cast her in the Blurred Lines Video and that did make her happen – so I guess hanging out with creepy old rich dudes in LA and their photographer friends who take erotic pics for a virtually fabricated magazine – sure they print up copies – but when you’re rich and only print 1000 – it’s not quite a real magazine – it’s a FRONT you dumb bitches..

Now Ireland, clearly trying to find her place, her voice, her tits, and has been on this hipster LA slut who wants to be topless to reclaim her name, her celebrity her relevance from her cousin – who is a Kardashian / Jenner groupie….when Ireland is the one who was doing this first…but like Treats, couldn’t keep it together, and wet lesbian, dark, rehab, to this tits…

I am a fan of her, even though both her and her dad have told me to fuck off on social media -which in a way makes me feel like they were inviting me in…since that’s how that family shows their love..

OTHERS in the new issue – Joanna Krupa…

Sandra Kubicka….

Hitting the fucking A-List sugar babies from instagram aren’t they..

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2016

12

Jul

Stella Maxwell is Topless for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I guess it’s better to be topless for Germany – than a Nazi for Germany in the 1940s…killing all the jewish people because you’re told to – only to be charged with war crimes – even though you were just following orders…

It’s probably better to be topless for Germany than to be in a German sex dungeon on a fetish night that involves leather, fisting and shitting on each other’s faces…you know like good old German ways…

I figure Stella Maxwell has been naked a bunch, so her topless in Vogue Germany means zero, but it happened and there were nipples…

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2016

12

Jul

Old Lady Screaming Rape VS George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral of the Day

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These are the two best videos I’ve seen today…so I’m posting them here, I figure I have a blog, I run the site, I might as well keep it here in my personal diary to look back on in 10 years when I’m fucking dead to remember what I was doing on this day in 2016…or some shit, even though FACEBOOK has a shitty notification for that…in their quest to kill website stars….

Here’s George W. Bush Dancing at the Police Funeral

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Posted in:Videos

2016

12

Jul

Bella Hadid Fake Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid showed off her breast implants – as the hotter HADID sister and not just because she takes big black cock and has dark hair…but because she’s not GIGI Hadid who is the fucking worst, overrated, not even hot…just a perfect entry point to leverage and coat tail ride so that you don’t have to hang out with the Kardashians who made them, but still get all the glory as the sister, and it’s sure better than working the health food shop to pretend she has a job like a contributing member to society – or the family…a hard worker keeping busy like her dad – despite her massive trust fund thanks to her dad….and now she’s out with her fake tits tits..these may be old, I don’t know, they are tits, great tits, I’ll stare…

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2016

12

Jul

Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick….

I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ellie Goulding See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding wore a see through shirt and no one should care – since she’s a not that hot but hot enough pop star from the UK with one hit song, which I guess is more than we can say about Rita Ora, the other pop star from the UK who has no hit songs – but has fucked a lot of people in very aspects of hit songs – in efforts to get a hit song…we call it the BREXIT….to America for the American dream with tits for Americans who love tits…

She also wore a white dress –

TO SEE PICS OF HER TITS IN A WHITE DRESS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Big Cleavage in a White Dress of the Day

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Ariel Winter isn’t cute…she’s got a silly troll face, troll body, a little chubby thing with big tits even after having her tits cut off..

I do not see the appeal at all, but I guess people are emotionally attached to shitty personalities they watch on TV, you know watched grow up and go through puberty – like the creepy fucking neighbor watching from across the street as kids grow up…only to show up at her 18th birthday with an erection in hand saying “I’m ready for this, I’ve been waiting for this all your life, literally”..because not all perverts want to be sex offenders…

Her panties were flashed…

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Julianne Hough Fit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Julianne Hough is that I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest, and she fucked Ryan Seacrest, she publicly dated Ryan Seacrest and he’s a fucking cocaine loving anal sex loving small penis womanizing terror…who likely spoiled her because he’s richer than god for selling his soul to the devil…but also likely destroyed her ass…nothing she’s not used to – just ask her homo sexual, incesty brother…

She’s got a hot body…

TO SEE HER FIT BODY IN A FITNESS GEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me…

Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video….

Posted in:Ashley Smith|SFW

2016

12

Jul

Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day

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I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice…

She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood.

You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying…

But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…

She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them…

Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy.

50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you.

Posted in:Dakota Johnson|SFW