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2016

13

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute, NAKED ENOUGH for Vogue Germanly of the Day

I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE GERMANY is posting nipples….but then again germany is pretty intense when it comes to porn, and unless there is bound and gagged in some weird latex suit, being shit on, it’s considered SFW…

This is high concept fashion “Art” that involved three minutes of planning “show her tits”…because EDITA…is grea ttis…

This is not to masturbate to, obviously, you’re so desensitized that masturbation has gone to such a dark place, we don’t need to really think it hasn’t or pretend it hasn’t…

But they are still Eastern European nipples that could have been a sex worker, but that are instead good as a beacon of hope to all the other hot Eastern European girls that their tits can get them ahead…so that I can see their tits as they try to get ahead.

Communism worked. It brought the soulless work ethic we need to see tits.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2016

13

Jun

Nadja Bender for Costume Denmark of the Day

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Nadja Bender some model with a great named, because I like benders, so much that I like to make them more a lifestyle than an actual bender, but they’d be a bender to normal people, because they’d either die or end up homeless because managing life on a permanent bender wouldn’t work…unless you were unemployed like me….

I don’t really give a fuck about this bender, but I will say that I love her as much as I love all models and not that’s not very much, but I don’t mind looking at their photoshoots, even if they are cheesy, pretentious or lame, both naked and clothed, because it’s a good way to waste a few hours of your day to remind you that your life sucks because you don’t fuck girls like this, it helps the benders you go on, but remember you know that if you had money you could, because models love people with money and fuck them…

She’s Danish, doesn’t look like her strong headed Danish counterparts, but I’d like to eat her Danish just the same – you know the one that is her asshole…

Posted in:Nadja Bender|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Lara Stone and Freja Beha Erichsen for Vogue Italy of the Day

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Here’s some pretentious, cinematic, artistic, and mosst importantly annoying lesbian fairy nymph silliness for a fashion magazine….

The “top models they used for the shoot are Lara Stone and Freja Beha Erichsen and I guess they are “collaborators”….because they did a lesbian shoot before – a little romance novel with the same photographer Peter Lindberg – for W magazine over 7 months ago…

But maybe, W magazine didn’t want the nipple video, and Vogue Italy was the only one who would take it….

It’s dramatic, it’s silly, but there are nipples, and Lara Stone, despite hating me and trying to sue me, has great tits….

This is from May, I probably already posted it…who knows…but more importatnly…who cares..

Posted in:Freja Beha Erichsen|Lara Stone|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Liv O’Driscoll Hot Model in Glamour Paris of the Day

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Her name is Liv O’Driscoll – this is her INSTAGRAM ..but more importantly, here are some images of her from Glamour Paris…because she’s showing her tits and is hot..

I’ve googled her, I figured out pretty much nothing about her, but when it comes down to it, what would we really discover about her, her family background, her location, her age, her experience, her past shoots, when really we’re looking at her tits and that may be all we need to know…

This is the first time I’ve posted Liv O’Driscoll…so I’d like to say it looks like she’s made it – because I am that relevant – the Simon Cowell of the internet’s model tits…because model tits are more interesting than me than overrated actor gossip…but the reality is – me posting this will do nothing but possibly get me a take down notice from their legal team…which I like to interpret as flirting…it keeps me going and makes me feel that at least one of these fame whores just doing what is coming their way notices I am here…even though they never seem to give me a blowjob for the free press…and they always seem angry – even though I never say anything bad about these whores…I am just into what they are good for…them tits.

Posted in:Liv O'Driscoll

2016

13

Jun

Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titties for Iceland of the Day

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media A LONG time ago…

I find that hurtful, like she’s never given me a chance, or never taken the time to read the beautiful prose I write about fame whores, social climbing whores, hipster model whores, and really just all the whores combined into one pile of 40,000 posts on whores…whether they are model whores, or actor whores, or just aspiring whores…they are all still whores…

Now this one, BAMBI, is an Australian whore, who coupled up with a guy who was running the biggest, coolest brand out of Australia, because being a whore to a relevant dude, makes you relevant as you whine your way into his photoshoots, and he gives into you, because we’ve all been boyfriends or husbands before and know how annoying women can be…

The fact is that Bambi and I could have been great friends, but like a bully, she just cut me off, so quick to judge these cunts who think you’re bad because you’re so quick to judge…it’s like all these Social Justice Warriors…constantly attacking anyone who disaggrees with them, even though their platform is inclusions…
it’s so fucking backwards…and I guess so is Bambi, at least backwards enough to see her booty…giving herself a wedgie…edgy….jack them leotard in your cooter like it was someone bringing you opportunities…whore..

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Willa Holland Nude in a Hotel Room of the Day

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Willa Holland is the very celebrated, hot sister on the OC, who got into the industry because she’s fully connected in the industry, with very important family friends but that doesn’t take away from the fact that she’s hot…

Her fans have probably got much weirder since being the babe in one of those Comic Book made in Canada shows, which is pretty convenient or good timing because she’s married or dating a nude photographer named Nate Walton, who produces really solid nude pics of her, and other girls that I’ve probably posted on this site before, despite the fact that he’s blocked me on social media like a little pussy, but I guess he doesn’t want to compromise his scam, or lottery win that is finding an actress who gets paid to finance his life in exchange for good fucking….because actors look for artists and artists look for money to support them when they make their art…

So even if they are just subtle nude pics of her, she’s gotta be conservative, she’s on TV, like this nude pic of her…all artistic and nicely framed in a cool location, like it was made for instagram, her fans of creepy perverts with social awkwardness can can dive right in it…like you – so dive right in it….

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2016

13

Jun

New Rita Ora Outtakes from the Terry Richardson Shoot for LUI of the Day

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I posted these amazing pictures of Rita Ora by Terry Richardson for LUI magazine a while ago, they came out in February. TO SEE THEM CLICK HERE

I am too lazy to cross reference these pics – with those pics to see if these pics are actually outtakes – or if they are just Rita Ora or other websites trying to bring them back as a conversation piece because tits get hits – even if Rita Ora doesn’t get hits – but all she wants is hits – it’s all part of her being the next Rihanna – and not just some Rihanna impersonator….her tits are still great…

I may hate on her, make fun of her, but I am not all negative, her tits are awesome and that’s all that matters. Any excuse to show her tits. That’s it.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2016

13

Jun

Anna Ewers is Naked in Bed of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers..is naked in bed in some pretty bright and commercial pictures that aren’t piss soaked like Instagram…

She’s a model, she’s topless in bed as models do, for a professional photoshoot that I guess is meant to be intimate, personal, artistic, honest, erotic and fun…it’s like a staged selfie but not the kind you send your sugar daddy, ,that requires more clit in it…

That said, clit or not, sugar daddy or not, Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers or not…I like tits in bed, all black white so you know it’s art.

Posted in:Anna Ewers|SFW

2016

13

Jun

Micaela Schäfer Heart Shaped Nipples for Euro of the Day

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The EURO is happening, that’s a soccer event that European closet case homosexual fucking love, they watch, they scream like girls, they get hard ons when they score and they cuddle, hug and embrace when they win…and when they lose…

I have been around people during the Euro, I think it happens every 4 years, one year I worked with a bunch of Bros who were also Ginos / or Guidos as they were called in an era before the interent, when they wore tight pants, skimpy shorts, leather shoes and though demin was for commoners..and being surrounded by these greasy fucks during the Euro was up there with the worst time in my fucking life…

The best thing about the EUro is that these people accidentally kill each other in their riots and brawls, it’s also the only thing interesting about soccer…because the sport itself, beyond something your 10 year old does…is so boring…stupid and the passion hilarious…

So Micaela Schäfer – is a silly German whore, who pretends she’s a personality, who attends all events like a circus freak or clown, where she gets topless for the media, because it gets her published, and it all started when she was 30 and realized it was over for her…and her hard face, or the fact her nipples have been tattoted into a heart…as she stages shit like this – kind of proves her struggle…or at least that people can be satisfied and motivated by really low level showing clown tits for the press kind of press…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Micaela Schafer

2016

13

Jun

Christina Milian – Old Vegas Pool Party Trash

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Christina Milian hosted a Vegas Pool party – because she likes to pretend she’s still hot, still got it, in the most trashy Playboy Model from the late 90s kind of way, by strutting around in a party setting, in a bikini…for all to look at and say “why is that old chick in a bikini”….only to be told “that old chick is Christina Milian, the mom of The Dream’s baby, who is rich as fuck and who does these events for her passion, her passion of getting in a bikini at events, so she feels like she matters”….oh “So it’s not a piece of feces some dude from Ohio who drank too much left in the pool”….to which they are told “no, but she was on The Voice, you know the show where that poor girl got her mainstream success, before being shot this weekend”…

Know what I mean….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW