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Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

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Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2016

Apr

Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this….

But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public…

What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them.

Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up….

She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY…

She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around…

“Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.”

She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER…

She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER…

When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt…

Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore.

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2016

Apr

Men Eat Grapes of Co-Worker Tits in Asia and Other Videos of the Day

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Good Morning Guatemala

Woman Fights Back During Robbery – LOSES

Chinese License Plate Change Technology

Kayaker – Meets Shark

Stupid on the Highway

Happy Woman’s Day

Breast Feeding Video of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to make girls feel special….tell them that you had a dream about them….

If you want to make girls feel creeped out…follow up that statement with a picture of your load on a barbie doll that looks like them…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Bikinis on Sluts
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Titty Lamp Shadow
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Lebron James Messages Meaty Ass Instagram Girl – For His Retirement
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Coco Twerks with Baby
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Hey Nerds Make a Light Sabre
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Some Random Porn Looking Slut in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Crushing a Rubber Duck with a Hydraulic Press
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Spray Cheese
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Monkey Drop Kicks a Dude
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Kiss Cam Takes an Surprise Turn…
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Honest Original Jungle Book Trailer
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Weird Clothed Leggings Dildo Video
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Bono Makes Amy Schumer Joke
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Veronika is Great
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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OOPS – FORGOT TO PUBLISH THESE….

I am going to be at coachella on tinder from my couch in Canada. Thanks to tinder plus for the hook up. If you see me while at the exclusive parties – Swipe right. We will sext.

I accidentally saw my neighbor watching ELLEN and realized that for some people dancing in the crowd as Ellen does her awkward trademark dance, that’s where they peak.

The real depressing thing is that is that it is more accomplished than me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hot Girls with Gym Shorts
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Ass Flash…
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Megan Fox Going Through with Divorce Despite Pregnancy
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Miley Cyrus Topless Photo Leaked by Her Assistant….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Smoke Crack before Spray Cheese…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ankles…
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Monkey Drop Kicks..
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Building a Light Saber….
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage
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Bald Tilda Swinton…
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Bus VS Road Ragers Car
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Frenchman Prankster Makes Fun of Prank Videos – Kissing Girls..
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Iggy Azalea Panty Flash…
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits in a Tight Sheer Top
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COCO Twerking with her Baby
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage…
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World’s Largest K’Nex Ball Machine
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British SLut Tits
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Flying on a Flyboard
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Girls with Dimples
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Zoe Kravitz See Through…
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Peter Pan
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Jason in Leggings.
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Miley Cyrus and her Nipples
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History of Adult Swim….
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Em Rat Cow Takes her Tits Out Shopping
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Kristen Stewart – LESBIAN
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Margot Robbie Big Girl in Pantyhose
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So Much Ass
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Naked Girl in the Bath
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Some Chick Named Kandi and Her Big Tits
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Sara Underwood Hustle…..Ass on Instagram…
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Porn Acting School
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Bull Rider Slut
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Wasted Guy at Festival
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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College GIrl…Bad…College Girl…
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THis Second’s THoughts Video is HILARIOUS
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Belly Dance Strip
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Strip Twister with Four Girls
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Danielle and her Big Tits
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Pics and Video Porn By the Porn Gatherer
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2016

Apr

Selena Gomez for GQ May 2016 of the Day

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I have a friend who goes absolutely mental, like a full blown retard in a helmet hitting rocks together in the park, while masturbating….when I make fun of Selena Gomez and her Chemotherapy….

You probably don’t know or care about this, because you’re more into looking at her breast implants, but I find this story so absurd, I write about it in every Selena Gomez post, and that is that right when you last Album dropped, because all these actors want to be singers, because there’s no money in acting, but there is money in selling out arenas…Selena Gomez announced that everyone was mean calling her fat, or breast implanted, because she was actually undergoing CHEMO….for her LUPUS…

Yes, LUPUS kills, I know people with LUPUS who have died. I know people with LUPUS jacked up on steroids and not once did those people milk having LUPUS to sell records…

So when Selena dropped the CHEMO bomb, pretty dramatic right, brings images of dying children, right….she was still touring, performing, hanging out with Taylor Swift, partying, all while brushing her LUSCIOUS FUCKING HAIR…. because the dose was so low she didn’t lose her hair…

She lathered on the dramatics using big scary C words….to get sympathy….and now shes the most followed person on Instagram…but more importantly, she’s topless in GQ…because that’s what being an Instagram whore is all about..even when the pics are for a genuine magazine because she’s a genuine celebrity who deserves the millions of followers and not just some TILA TEQUILA level stripper brands are throwing money at, making it rain, to promote skinny teas and protein powders…

All this to say, I like a weak, dying, CHEMO filled Selena Gomez and her spider veins…because it makes her running from my mouth because I want my MOUTH ALL OVER HER….and not just to taste BEIBER…that’d be homo….and HOMO despite all the press HOMOS get is not for me….but broken girls..with parents who whore them is for me..

Either way, good photoshop job GQ.

Here is the video

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

Apr

Isabeli Fontana’s See Through of the Day

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If you look at this picture from the right angle – maybe with your screen brightness jacked up – you can see her tits…

You may not remember, know or care about Isabeli Fontana, but I remember her being one of the first Brazilian models before the whole Brazilian model shit went crazy, who worked for Victoria’s Secret, half naked at 15 o 16 years old…because to people like me, taking pictures of half named 16 year olds is illegal and will get you arrested and raped in prison – but if you’re a billion dollar corporate Mall brand..it’s celebrated….those young fit bodies…so perfect in made in China sweatshop wares.

She’s been naked for fashion before, she’s 32 and an old timer, she’s seen some shit, from a bunch of rich dudes, to having a bunch of kids, but she’s still got it going on….and that’s really a rare gem….

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2016

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them…

While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser…

I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Apr

Gisele Photoshopped for Some Brand of the Day

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Gisele is in some hosiery for some campaign – where they lit her and photoshopped her aggressively enough to make her look like she’s not in her mid 30s, washed up, FOOTBALL wife who has rumored to be a tranny and not an actual mom because Tranny’s don’t have UTERUS they have prosthetic pregnancy movie magic because she has a brand and a contract to Victoria’s Secret to protect…or did have that…before moving onto better things like gold digging…even though she’s rich as fuck…

I guess what I am saying is that tranny from Brazil, who are hotter than regular girls in Brazil, because they are taller and leaner are actually good hires for Lingerie companies, as long as the girl doesn’t get an erection due to the sexy feel of the thong…because Tranny don’t get period and like strippers, periods fuck up modeling THUS tranny can work any day of the week they are needed…

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2016

Apr

Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams…

She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks.

Posted in:Christa B. Allen

2016

Apr

Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current…

That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly…

So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media…

Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO…

This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW