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2016

25

Mar

Chelsea Handler’s Underwear of the Day

I guess Chelsea Handler did some sort of fitness race, one of those Tough Mudder things, and she brought her weird brand of exposing herself despite being old humor, in what you could argue is attention whoring, but that could also be seen as just being vulgar for the sake of being vulgar…

I figure when a bitch, who isn’t even that funny, but who is a failed actress turned comic, turned late night host who was put in her place so she’s turned to pulling out her fake tits and fit old lady body that has seen some shit…

But how can you hate a girl who throws herself in the trash…

Here’s the nude from the other day…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|SFW

2016

25

Mar

Topless Bernie Sanders Protestor Losers and Other Videos of the Day

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The Russian Who Threw Himself in Front of a Car – Only to Survive and Throw Himself into Another Car

Man Tries to Carjack a Motorcycle During a Car Chase

Dude Robs a Dog…of it’s Bowls…What…

The Best Stupid Robber Trying to Get Cash Drawer Out of the Restaurant Ever

Naked Protestor of the Day

Drunk Dude in Morrocco Gets His Face Sliced at a Wedding – for Fun…

50 Year Woman – Mugged in Detroit

Teacher VS Special Needs Student

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Good Friday. Easter. Jesus was Porn. Pedophiles are dying and hiding eggs in places for little kids to try to find…horrible places…

Which reminds me, my favorite place to hide easter eggs is in my wife’s vagina…while pretending to have sex with her, because she doesn’t know better thanks to her huge belly getting in the goddamn way of her field of vision…But I don’t like the rash / infection that comes 2-3 weeks later when she still doesn’t realize she’s got an egg inside her incubating…

Maybe I’m weird. I figure since no one reads what I write, I can’t be.

If a weirdo says weird shit and no one hears it – does it make a sound…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning..

Girl Sticking Out Tongue
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Igloo Building Cat!
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The Katy Perry Sex Tape Will Feature a Lot of Pegging
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Bimbo Can’t Solve RIddle
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Iggy Azalea Big Tit
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Fame Whoring Slut of the Day
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Conan Remembers Garry Shandling
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Jennifer Lawrence is SO Fucking average
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Madonna is a Crazy Person
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Ducks Take Over!
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What if the World Went Vegetarian
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best thing about living in a frozen hell, is that I don’t leave my house and get distracted by hundreds of girls in bikinis, or shrt shorts, or shirts that show off their tits, because if I did I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything, I would just sit on a bench and stare all day, but then again, upon further reflection, I haven’t really accomplished anything living in this frozen hell, so I guess tits or not – bikinis or not – I remain pathetic …. I am so proud of me!

Here are some links,

RIP Motherfucker the Garry Shandling Edition
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Hot Girls – Not Wearing Bras
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New Picture from Wonder Woman
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Slutty Asian
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Naked Chelsea Handler
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Inside Game of Thrones Prosthetics
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Caitlin Jenner in Golf Skirt
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Mariah cary in Red
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Batman VS Superman Body Paint
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Batman VS Superman
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Game of Thrones Chicks on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
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Hilary Duff Big Legs
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Maitland Ward – Tit Flash
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Star Wars in Lego
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Ireland Baldwin Nipple…
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Bald bearded Letterman
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Some Chick Named Courtney Palm mNaked
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On Set at Baywatch!
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Kaley Cuoco’s Fit Legs…
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Movie Scenes Before and After Visual Effects
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Ferne McCann See Through Dress
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Nate Robinson Challenged to 1 on 1 Game with a Fan
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Frances Bean Cobain Has Been K-Fed-ed
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16 Year Old Lily Rose Fuck a 24 Year Old – Sex Offender
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Josephine Georgia is the 17 Year Old Madonna Exposed – in a bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Middriff
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Kat Williams Hood Fight with That Kid – Hilarious
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Katy Perry Slutty
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Hot Black Chicks
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Lesbian Threesome
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Naked Chick Named Suelen Castro
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Babe Touches Herself
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Pervert with the Upskirt Gets caught
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Testicle Insertion
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Romantic
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Fat Tits…
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Hot Naked Model
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

24

Mar

Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love….

They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie…

I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare…

Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

24

Mar

Kelly Rohrbach Face She Made When Fucking Leo Up the Ass of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach looks like the kind of girl who uses her pussy to get ahead, like some kind of low level opportunist who fucks high level people who is now on some low level movie called Baywatch…she used to fuck Leo…

I guess in her defence, all models are on some level hooking…I call it doing the same thing as street hookers, just in a higher rate hotel….with richer people who can hook them up…but it’s all the same fucking thing…

I mean she looks like a stripper…her tits were designed for lap dances, but she’s clearly smarter in how she uses them…

I call this face – the how she fucked leo up the ass face…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

24

Mar

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini of the Day

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I hate cellulite, it repulses me and I don’t fuck with girls who have it, probably part of the reason why I only fuck meth addicts…the other part of the reason being how affordable they are, and how tasty their scabs are…..

My favorite thing about Tulisa Contostavlos, despite popular belief, is not her cellulite ridden ass, that she has managed to shrink down a little into looking like some round thing bouncing is still cellulite ridden….

My favorite thing about Tulisa is her dirty blow job video she released a few years ago when she was a “rapper” and looking for attention that she got from Simon Cowell, cuz he could relate and appreciate her dick sucking moves, as he used a lot of the same ones on Seacrest OUT.

It’s too bad that her machine got it erased from the internet, before landing her on TV, to become a host, because I think it’d be a nice support to justify why I’m posting her bikini pics…

But I know I’ve still seen her suck black cock, no matter how she spins it…and that makes this better.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Tulisa Contostavlos

2016

24

Mar

Camille Rowe by Guy Aroch of the Day

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I am guessing that Camille Rowe, fashion model, who gets naked a lot, is in the new iteration of Playboy where they don’t get naked, but are already going as far as they can with their non nudity, which seems to be pretty implied nudity, I can see her fucking nipples nudity, since it’s the dumbest marketing strategy the magazine that was built on hot girls getting naked could do, all in efforts to land ad dollars..pretty fucking lame reason for anything…

Own your brand. Own your concept. Skirting on the fine line of “nude” is just lamer than girls trying to not get pics reported on instagram…meaning Playboy doesn’t even need to exist anymore – since they don’t do nudity – I can see 1000 filtered pics of girls as naked as they can get without being naked everyday.

Get it together you idiots..

I’ll just be staring at every old pic of hot model Camille Rowe Naked I’ve posted on this site over the years for companies not called PLAYBOY…

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2016

24

Mar

Em Rat Cow Nipples for a Jewelry Line of the Day

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Obviously the one trick not that hot, aging badly, trying too hard, great tits we call EM RAT COW, are pulling out her tits for the shoot I posted a bunch of pics of yesterday, because her tits are all she knows, or all we really should know, because she uses them to distract us, the old slight of hand, while she’s out jerking off dudes to get jobs….or whatever it is that she does..

But desperate, lazy, repetitive or not, she’s still got awesome tits, that I can’t imagine are real tits, but that have paid off for her 100 times if they’re not…

She’s got nothing much to offer, but that body is something else…

The good news is that there are other hot girls out there, so when this one gets a reality check and realizes she’s not important and that she’s replaceable, I think she’ll be in a more desperate place.

Why does some 1000 dollar shitty jewelry company need tits to promote their shit – with nipples – seems trashy..but it is because it is all that Emrata does that’s why you hire her because she’s a trashy stripper..just look at that belly button…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2016

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Plays Piano in a Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez made a throwback to what she calls a “a sweet, small house in TX”…

She’s a vapid, American, materialistic commodity that likes consuming things she doesn’t need as much as she likes consuming things we don’t need so that she can help a team of people who created her live in “massive, 20 million dollar, Los Angeles area houses”…

She’s the spoiled brat who walks into a house like this and strips down into a bathing suit by the piano, because that’s what everyone wears when playing the piano, especially Elton John, being all “this is so cute, what a cute home, I’m so cute, do I look fat in this stupid fucking picture, where’s the tennis courts and screening room”..because she would never sleep there or spend more than she had to there…she just had to find a storyline to post her ass on a wooden bench in boots to make her seem less eager, thirsty, attention seeking than her chubby fake dying of a terminal disease ass is…

I’m not complaining, I just know she is the root of all evil…or a product of all evil…either way – EVIL…