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2016

28

Apr

Lindsey Wixon Topless on Set of the Day

I am trying to find old posts I’ve written of Lindsey Wixon that I can cut and paste into this post pretending it is a new and innovative perspective on the weird faced model…

BUT I COULDN’T FIND ONE!!!

This is a huge tragedy, where I have to dig into the depths of my mind to find original thought on the same thing I’ve seen over and over again, I’ve been at this 12 years, and in doing it in 12 years, the girls are interchangeable..the message the same…and that is that even when they are weird faced yet celebrated models…they still have tits I’ll stare at…because tits are great, I blame not being breast fed…

I also figure she’s European, and topless in a bikini bottom is standard fare, making not topless at all, even though it’s still topless, and when on the beaches of Europe just a solid way to get men to stare – because they are still tits…even if they are “desexualized” and in the open..they are still tits…so free them nipples…please…

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2016

28

Apr

Kylie Jenner Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner hasn’t had a breakdown yet and that is pretty fucking annoying. I figure by 18, she should be in that state of self involved, self raised in the weirdest household that has sold their soul tot he media, that have no shame and that is filled with vapid, superficial, materialistic cunts who represent all that is wrong in the world..

You’d think she’d have teen angst and rebel from the family hustle…but instead she just looks like a mini Kim, possibly because they cloned Kim, but maybe because of Plastic Surgery having limited LOOKS and techniques…

She is peddling some bullshit merch, as she does for her family…but let’s hope the drug addiction, tantrums and LOHAN behavior starts soon..I need DUIs and Scandals of abortion ideally self induced on the family SNAPCHAT account…or really anything…beyond dead face, dead eye, bikini selfies…

Here’s Jim K – The Leader of the Herd – In a Bathing Suit Fame Whoiing in Iceland – To Compare to Her Clone…

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2016

28

Apr

Pam Anderson on Baywatch Set of the Day

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Pam Anderson’s a monster who has booked a cameo or roll in the new Baywatch movie, probably because she was the main thing in the Baywatch TV show they are making a movie about,…it’s really her legacy…

She wasn’t always a monster, she’s just old as fuck, washed up and has gone under enough Frankenstein type surgery to have left damage…

We can assume she’s happy to get work, but she’s probably mad that they didn’t do the movie in the 90s, when she was at her hottest…and more importantly…when the movie stood a fucking chance…

I’m hoping the movie fails hard, I just fear that people will waste their money on it, perpetuating the financing of terrible ideas….it is all your fault CONSUMER…

It’s an era where porn is available online, we don’t need to watch busty girls in bikinis to jerk off, we can watch them gangbanged or throat fucked…

Pam Anderson included, you know with her SEX tape that paved the way for sex tapes….amateur famous person porn..it was brilliant…but unfortunately why Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian exist…something she should be punished for…

I’d still crawl up inside Pam Anderson’s womb, despite being old, she feels familiar, like home…and her panty flash is less terrifying now that her HEP C has been cured..

What I’m trying to say is that I am a fan of Pam Anderson…and all she does…old or not..she’s magical..

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2016

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stupid Flash Tattoos of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an out of touch model in the tail end of her model years…who still looks good because she had her post-pregnant tits rebuilt…but who is still just an old mom holding on…

In leveraging her “personal brand”….that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, she’s releasing the cheesiest FLASH TATTOOS that really basic sorority girls from Florida fucking love…for their Spring Breaks and I guess what Coachella mainstream girls were into a YEAR ago because COACHELLA is so ahead of the trends…thanks to FOREVER 21 and other MALL BRANDS exploiting and financing the music fest…coachella – an event Ambrosio brings her kids to…because its a good place for kids amongst all the loser mainstream festival goers on amphetamines….

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2016

28

Apr

Hormonal and Pregnant Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is pregnant and apprently having a personal crisis wanting attention….because before being pregnant she posted zero bikini pics – unless it was to promote her bikini..but since being married and pregnant – it’s like every fucking day…when everyone who has seen a pregnant girl in a bikini who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish knows that a bikini is not a pregnant girl’s best friend…and should be reserved for the privacy of her own home…for her husband to remember that he married Leo’s ex girlfriend 10 years after leo, something some rich guys see as a stamp of approval…

Let him look at her, to see how he knocked her up and destroyed her…in a way that she’ll be a shell of who she was…at least her vagina will be…and that the end is near for her sex appeal…and he’ll be forced to look at it every night and remember….that he shouldn’t have signed up for this or been so eager…but thank god there’s always divorce..and affairs…

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2016

28

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Nipple for Evil Mall Brand Underwear of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is still new blood Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret….to me…

I don’t jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog now that the internet exists, so I don’t really keep track of who they’ve cloned or recruited to replace the existing talent…

I assume they created this one to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

I assume they are letting her nipples in a sheer shirt show through like it was the 70s and this was the sears catalog..but only because free the nipple and feminism gets mad when they say “sheer top but not in our marketing of sheer top because Jesus people are crazy”…..

Either way, she’s all ethnic looking…in pics that are all INSTAGRAM looking…soaked in piss filter…is what I call it…

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2016

28

Apr

Élodie Frégé for LUI by David Bellemere of the DAy

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Élodie Frégé is apparently Famous in France, which is kind of like saying she’s famous in some small town in America no one cares about, because really who the fuck is Élodie Frégé …

Well let me tell you who Élodie Frégé is…. she’s an actress who hasn’t been in anything you’ve ever seen…but more importantly, in 2004 she won a singing TV show like American Idol in France…that was 12 years ago…and has since been feauted in LUI MAGAZINE for FRENCH photographer and possible nude model Genius David Bellemere…and I’m not just saying that because Bellemere translates to STEPMOTHER and I AM A STEPFATHER…making him my kindred spirit who likes making nude girls look good, or making famous girls nude, but I’ll still steal his pics…even of girls like Élodie Frégé who no one’s ever heard of…

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2016

28

Apr

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass in Tights Does a Lunge of the Day

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FAKE MODEL Hailey Baldwin is garbage, you know some Stephen Baldwin cum that crawled out of some Stephen Baldwin gold digger pussy 9 months after being deposited inside it….you know in a trying to trap Stephen Baldwin because he wasn’t as much of a fucking loser back then…it made fiscal sense..

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled, trust fund, rich kid they pawned off on the Jenners when they would send her to the LA home, possibly paid the Kardashians to babysit her with promises of giving them 20 percent of anything she makes if they help create her…

Why? Because she had nothing else to offer, it was a good way to keep her out of trouble, and when you’re a vapid rich kid who is raised watching models on social media, it’s only natural to want to be a model and have a following, it’s vanity…talentless vanity…and entitlement…

It’s the birthday gift that keeps giving “Daddy buy me 1,000,000 instagram followers”….while daddy is too busy rehashing his career to notice…he says “use the credit card dear”….assuming they even talk…these rich people are so fucked…

But I’m into her in squat formation…wearing tight…it’s better than her in person…which I’ve seen and didn’t even notice..because these latch on rich kids are unremarkable…they just have marketing behind them…

FAKE MODEL! REAL ASS! THAT MAY BE A FAKE ASS! BUT I THINK IT’S JUST A YOUNG ASS BUILT ON FITNESS HORMONE IN FOOD ASS!

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2016

28

Apr

Josephine Skriver for David Bellemere in Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the robot, AI, genetically modified, designer DNA, freak…who will probably end up getting a horrible cancer thanks to the early technology of genetic engineering…I mean she was built in the lap, in a test tube, from her biologist homosexual father, and her lesbian donor egg mother…in a lab probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, in a country where cloning and doing “god’s work”…even though GOD is an alien…in selecting hair color, eye color, height and other things…that created Josephine Skriver…

I think I’ve already posted these pics by David Bellemere, who in the event you didn’t know, is one of the top nude model photographers in recent years, who has gone from taking pics of random girls naked…to Victoria’s Secret models…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is trying to be edgy enough to keep up with Instagram…and this shoot is probably a behind the scenes on location for Victoria’s Secret, that they are double dipping in PR by sending them off to magazines that’ll run the feature…it’s good for business…

She’s an it girl, literall…can you consider genetically modified test tube babies anything but an it…and she’s magical…but not really…it’s all based on science which disproves magic…

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2016

28

Apr

Chyna Sex Tape Giveaway of the Day

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Some of you may remember that Chyna died the day that Prince died, because she was in chronic pain after years of wrestling abuse to her body and I guess she just threw in the towel…..

I never watched wrestling, by I do watch sex tapes, and Chyna went as hard as she did in her sex tape as she did in the ring…it’s part of her legacy…

That said, my friends at VIVID are giving away a bunch of Chyna’s sex tapes they produced for Chyna

SO IF YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN CHYNA’S SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE TO WIN

This is what Vivid had to say about the promo:

Vivid Loves Chyna…and always will. As a tribute to a true superstar in our movies, in wrestling and in life, Vivid Entertainment is giving away DVDs of her title “Chyna is Queen of the Ring” to five lucky visitors to DrunkenStepfather.com. Chyna made four movies with Vivid and you can check out all of them on www.vivid.com She had planned to discuss making more movies before she left us much too soon.

Just send an email HERE and we’ll select a winner at random every day for five days starting TODAY who will receive the movie.

Winners will be notified by email. (Entrants need to be 18 years of age or over.)

IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING THE SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE OR YOU CAN BUY THE SEX TAPE HERE

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