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2016

28

Mar

Catherine Zeta-Jones on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day

I never write anything about Catherine Zeta-Jones because I don’t get excited by Catherine Zeta-Jones…and the only thing I know about Catherine Zeta-Jones is that her husband Michael Douglas, got HPV throat cancer, and that it’s possible he got it from her…but then again, he’s really famous and has been for decades, thanks to his dad who is also really famous, and a lot of pussy has probably rolled over his face…like Catherine Zeta-Jones is trying to roll over the beach chair…all old and a mom, on all fours…for a split second, but long enough for the fetishists who are into this kind of thing…thank god for photography and the ability to capture that VITAL moment…of an old lady in a bathing suit…in the right position.

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2016

28

Mar

Jessica Lowndes is Engaged to Jon Lovitz Publicity Stunt of the Day

I hate writing this post, because this is such as stupid fucking story, that really doesn’t matter in any level, but for some reason it is trending, which is precisely why these people are doing this…

The story is Jessica Lowndes, a Canadian slut who is trying to become an instagram celebrity by posting slutty pics of her and her fake tits, now that she can’t get work…

Is “dating” or “engaged” to Jon Lovitz and old man who is obviously down for the troll, prank, or even if this is real, the sex with a girl he’s probably been paying to fuck for the last year since she’s had no income.

If you’ve been to hollywood, there are rich actors who pay young actors who don’t make much money but who are in the scene for sex…just because they are on TV doesn’t mean they aren’t hookers, in fact, most of the time that is proof they are soulless and will fuck other famous people for career and to pay the mortgage.

So I know that even if this is a legit story, it’s a stupid story, and when a girl is so desperate to get out there, why not take any more famous name to leverage when the tit pics get less hits.

This is so fucking dumb…

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2016

28

Mar

Saddest Lap Dance of the Day

This edit of a a plus sized girl doing a lap dance for her husband…who clearly hates his life, and wishes the humiliation would end, because he accidentally married this monster…because he was probably knocked her up after a drunk one night stand, and she’s not even one of those cool fat chicks who knows she’s fat and stays in the basement or the kitchen all day making good food for you, she’s the kind of loud fat chick who acts like a skinny chick and does shit like lap dances…or wearing plus sized lingerie, something that shouldn’t be made in that size…but is…because America is fat and celebrating fat it’s part of the Sugar company’s marketing campaign now that science is onto the fact that shit is addictive and killing us…so the new tactic is to just tell people fat is ok, even if it is dying…

Dying…but not as hard as his soul…

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2016

28

Mar

Azealia Banks Has Bolt on Tits of the Day

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Azealia Banks has always been on the fringe of famous. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t make money, or that she doesn’t have fans, it just means she’s never really hit superstar status, she’s more of a party girl with a record deal….

Based on me not knowing anything about music, I remember her as a girl who went head to head with the more famous, white version of her, by having some kind of lame “famous but not that famous” fight with a girl named Iggy Azalea, even though they have the same fucking name…you’d think they were just adopted useless, barely famous, sisters…

Well, clearly she knows how to draw attention to herself, whether it was calling a flight attendant a faggot, because they usually are, or her PLAYBOY FEATURE ..

Or this, showing off her bolt on breast implants to push a mix tape, to get back in the mix, because we like tits, these ones just haven’t quite settled yet and look weird…

I’m into this kind of marketing…

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2016

28

Mar

Em Rat Cow Tormenting Me with Pugs of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is a sensitive soul, at least when it comes to her, she hates being made fun of, while most of these self involved narcissists who love making duck faces and staring at themselves in the mirror. The kind of girl who you catch watching herself on her phone, staring at herself through her camera phone…and she’s made a lucrative career out of it…while most girls like her just expect it to happen for them…without work..all part of that thinking they are amazing, self love, bullshit…

I’ve made fun of her consistently since day one, but that doesn’t mean I hate her, I don’t even know her or care about her. I just see her as tits, who pull out their tits, which is awesome, but ruined because the tits aren’t given credit they deserve and she thinks she actually has talent beyond her tits, making for a very terrible place..

But It turns out that her family has a pug, and I have a pug, and I live for my pug, and love all pugs, to the point that when I see one I point and scream “PUG” like a 4 year old girl, or a retard, or a bieber fan in concert…you know what I’m saying…and that is for the first time, I’ve genuinely felt emotion beyond “I get what the whore is doing for attention with those tits” by looking at her pics, and I feel so tormented, but not really, as a pug lover I’ve known that Pugs make all situations, even shitty ones, perfect…but then you realize that the Pug is probably her pug she abandoned at her parent’s house when she decided to go get famous, and that just makes her a Pug abandoner and we hate those more than we hate pug haters…

Pugs are very important..

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2016

28

Mar

“Models” Have a Catfight and Other Videos of the Day

Free the Nipple 2015

Girl Does the Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

The Woman with a Bladder Infection Gets Arrested

Kids Fall Hard with Selfie Stick

Cops Charged This Guy for “assualting” them

Grooms Father Taken Out at Wedding

Dominican Women VS Cops

Idiot Falls Down Elevator Shaft…

Chick Fight of the Day

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2016

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing says “let’s celebrate the resurrection of your son of god” like a good old fashioned smoked ham, some carrot cake, and a day of hiding colorful eggs around the house, to brianwash children with sugar into believing the lie…it’s actually not based on early Christianity, but more on the tactic used by priests to get kids to shut up about the rapes…”here’s poor orphan, eat this chocolate and have this toy and don’t tell anyone I make your asshole bleed”…

I guess that’s what Easter is all about…

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So Many Fit as Fuck Girls
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Virtual Reality Strip Tease Prank
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Nicky Whelan Booty!
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Red Baywatch Bathing Suit of the Day
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Goddess Phoebe Price Does Easter
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Today in Wonder Woman…
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Hot Babes in Selfies
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How to Turn a Ferrari into a Fiat
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Superman – the Golden Age of Animation
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Candice Swanelpoel Lingerie
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2016

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re trying to impress a girl you met on tinder – who has agreed to go out to dinner with you – don’t start the date off by smoking crack with aa homeless man in front of her – your spontaneity, sense of adventure, dare devil antics…will not impress her…plus homeless person crazy is pretty speedy…

IT’S EASTER… GET IN THE SPIRIT HIDE EGGS IN ASSES AND TRY TO EAT YOUR WAY TO THEM.

Or if you’re a pedophile, dress up like the easter bunny and go play in your local park…

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Mariah Carey Erotica
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Orlando Bloom Boner
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Ronda Rousey Cleavage is Terrifying…
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Some Random in Lingerie
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence is All Fucking Average
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Fame Whore in a See Through Bikini
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What if the World Went Vegetarian…
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Baywatch Bullshit
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Juliette Lewis Mouth
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Huge Ratchford Tits
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Jessica Alba – Bikinis
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Lindsay Pelas on Boob Sweat
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Weird Nike Air People…
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Spice Girls Without Posh Live
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Christina Milian Bikini
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Julianne Hough in a Tight Dress
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Koreans Try to Tell Western Celebs Apart
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Jasmin Walia Bikini Up Her Ass
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Conan Remember Garry Shandling
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Arianny Celeste Red Bikini
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A Bunch of Whores and Their Selfies
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Lightbulb Sex Toy
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Some Greek Ass
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Girl TOUCHING herself
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Random Nude Model
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

26

Mar

Bar Refaeli Pregnany Bikini Pic of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is at the perfect stage of pregnancy which does exist, where her body just looks like she ate too much for dinner, her tits are swollen and hormonal, and she’s pregnant with another man’s baby so that when you fuck her you can’t get her pregnancy again, but you can call her a whore for fucking you with another man’s baby inside her…

Fascinating..

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2016

25

Mar

Rumored Bella Thorne Leaked Pics of the Day

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These are supposed to be some “leaked’ pics of Bella Thorne, who isn’t leaking anything, except from her pussy from the excitement of pretty much taking over social media in a matter of months by being clever – not super clever…just clever..

Bella Thorne is my favorite 40 year old who pretends to be recently turned 18, because it makes sense for her career and dudes fucking love a young fresh girl with a fit body, more than a tired mom with a tight body..

I get hate mail for saying the same thing about her everyday, but she doesn’t get hate mail for doing the same thing everyday, and that’s posing casually slutty, but not too slutty, always with a smile, to make it seem less slutty and I am all about the final product…which is slutty pics..because they are what work…for me, for everyone, for life…and I think that is what easter is all about…

These are supposed to be leaked pics of her…

Here’s her new lame Tattoo…

Here’s her Boob Sweat…

Here she is in Nylon…

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