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Sydney Sweeney AI Porn is Retarded of the Day
Sydney Sweeney AI Porn is Retarded of the Day
Lydia Bielen is the Instagram Of The Day
Lydia Bielen is the Instagram Of The Day
Horny Heidi Klum’s Tits Out in the Car
Horny Heidi Klum’s Tits Out in the Car
Horny Canadian Onlyfans Olympian Alysha Newman’s Tits of the Day
Horny Canadian Onlyfans Olympian Alysha Newman’s Tits of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Got a Bikini Content Day of the Day!
Nicole Scherzinger’s Got a Bikini Content Day of the Day!

2016

17

Mar

Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day

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Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, but she’s on some show called…fuck I forget the name of the show, but it seems to be like Jersey Shore for the UK, ok, looked it up, it’s called Geordie Shore, so you’ve never heard of her, unless you’re from the UK, but you have now, because she’s popped on my Radar for being an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked on SNAPCHAT for her fans, in her self promoting, because that’s what you gotta do when you’re a trasshy hot, stripper bitch, glamour model looking girl from the UK…

THis isn’t pushing any boundaries, it’s more being as basic as possible, but pushing that getting naked on her instagram with the above picture, which in and of itself is the kind of “no bullshit” basic marketing I like…I mean what else do we want out of her..beyond seeing her naked…

Either way, this is the premise of the show she’s been on for 5-7 Seasons…


Join a group of up-for-it lads and lasses with six weeks to get buzzed in Newcastle.

Amazing, genius, revolutionary even… but not as Amazing as how she uses SNAP.

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2016

17

Mar

Naked Walk in France and Other Videos of the Day

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Drug Zombie!

Driver Drives into Trump Poster – Gets Charged After Posting to Social Media

India Magic Show..

Donkey VS Train

Truck VS People – How is this Possible

Dude Beats Mexican and Hispanic White Screaming Trump

Dude Beats Shoplifter

Truck VS Old Lady…

Mexican Robbery

Saved by a Jammed Gun

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my pet peeves is when a company calls me a porn site, when I don’t do porn, and I barely post nudity, and all my content is from social media and fashion magazines. How am I fucking porn, if this is porn it’s the worst porn ever. I just watch the human condition and how it unfolds with perversion, primate instincts and basic wants and needs of being famous or whatever…

She wrote:

Hey Jesus,

Thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately, we cannot associate (BRAND) with any sexually explicit brands. We pride ourselves in upholding this standard throughout all our marketing and advertising.

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day!

SO I took it upon myself to call out this girl, from a brand, who called me “porn”…even though we’ve established it is the worst porn ever, since it’s all celebrity and model based, and there’s no fucking porn on it…

This is what I wrote:

Hi Danielle,

I am not entirely sure what you are referencing as sexually explicit?

All my content is from fashion magazines and social media of celebrities and models!

I guess it would be deemed sexually explicit to a catholic priest. Are you a Catholic priest? Or just as boring as one.

I took it upon myself to go through your facebook profile to pull up images that I would post on my website, if you were a celebrity.

Do you consider these images of yourself sexually explicit?

I also noticed you were an intern at Versace. I’m sure you remember when J.Lo wore that Versace dress, that would be something I would post on my site. Did the team you were getting coffee for at Versace deem that dress Sexually Explicit, is that why you left the company? It just upset you so much to be part of that.

I get it, you’re from the Midwest, but did you know that Ohio is the number one state for sex toys, porn and Romance Novels…

If you’d like, I could always send you links to “sexually explicit?”

It may spice up your masturbating….like you have spiced up mine…

LOVE

Jesus Martinez

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Freakish Twin Get Pregnant By Same Boyfriend Together
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Kim K Sent Em Rata Gift Basket Because They Both Fuck Kanye – TRUE STORY
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Chris Brown Made Death Threats to a Woman
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Funeral Home Road Rage
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Florida Woman Has a Pet Alligator
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I Would Fuck Scott Disick’s New Girlfriend
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18 Facebook Fails
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White People Go to a Black BBQ for the First Time
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Is Aluminum Bulletproof?
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Girls for Sports
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Some Slut in a Tank Top named Nicole Murphy
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2016

16

Mar

Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

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Here’s a MYSTERY MODEL – TOPLESS on the BEACH…

NO NAMES ALLOWED with this RANDOM – ANONYMOUS – Topless Model on the beach..

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2016

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The worst thing to find out from a family member is that your wife, who you met online in the 90s, an era when only real weirdos used the internet, is a post opp tranny, which would explain her moustache, her “diabetes” pills, her sheer size and more importantly that dick shaped pussy I’ve been sucking for the last two decades and that semen flavored orgasm that came out of her clit. At least I was right in assuming it was something Hormonal….

I guess the good news is that it reminded my that I’ll do just about anything for free rent, and the good news is that at least I didn’t knock her up…but most importantly…solid excuse for divorce unless that family member is lying to me.

How do I find out if a vagina is a botched dick turned into a pussy or just mangled,

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Rachel Hilbert and Devon Windsor Pink Bikinis
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cameltoe
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Was Too Old for Wolf of Wall Street
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Rihanna’s See Through Dress of the Day
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Eva Longoria Tight Pants
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A Chick I’ve Never Heard of See Through
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Baboon Likes Magic
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Jessica Lowndes Bites her Whore Fingernails
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Pressure Washing Fetish Video
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Ariana Grande in Lingerie
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Pia Mia Nipple Ring
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Alison Brie – Boring Cleavage
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10 Actors Who Died During Production
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Kristin Cavallari Breasts
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Alicia Arden in a Bikini
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Hollywood Cleavage of the Night
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Jennifer Lopez in Fuck Me Boots
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Don’t Tailgate on Freeway
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Kim Garner Fuck Me Boots
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Kanye and the Paparazzi
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Subway Jared Gets Beat
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Kate Hudson has Hard Nipples
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TV is Rebooting “Heathers”
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Hot Random Model of the Day
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Doomsday Vault…
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Scared Bulldog Walks Backwards
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Weird Big Tit Dildo Rub
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Pornstars Read Mean Pornhub Comments
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Naked Greek Glamour Model
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Dancing Girls
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Big Booty in a Baseball Outfit
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Craigslist Ad of the Day
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In the Dressing Room
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Naked Girl in Bath Suds
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Teen Vika is Amazing
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

16

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Cheesy Romance Continues of the Day

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I don’t know what marketing campaign Taylor Swift is trying to pull off with her “romantic getaway”…up on some “instagram model romance”….but it’s cheesy as fuck.

I guess the opportunist realizes people who follow her want this. They are all lonely and pathetic losers who can’t find love or who get mistreated by love which is why they support her stupid music and believed her victim thrown away by every man she got busted fucking, when you know the guys she was fucking probably have a very different story about the sex addict….a sex addict who dates party dudes who fuck lots of people alos…and the whole thing smells like herpes….

THESE ARE THE PICS I POSTED LAST NIGHT – BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC AND SIT BY MY COMPUTER TO DOCUMENT THE DAY TAYLOR SWIFT FEELS SEXY ENOUGH TO SHOW THE WORLD HER BODY IN A BIKINI WITH SOME COAXING FROM A PARTY DJ WHO HAS POSSIBLY KNOCKED HER UP BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE IN TAYLOR SWIFT’S PUSSY – KNOCK IT UP.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

16

Mar

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything…and as long as she’s in a bikini top, even with chicken cutlet inserts in, pushing them tits up, she can make anything look good.

Like in these pics where she is documenting the death of horse/donkey/mule with her bikini top….just to prove that she makes dead or dying animals look good. It’s the circle of life…or some shit…that is very dark and Russian of her to advertise…I like it.

I’d let these killer Russian tits kill me, she’s such a fucking master of manipulation, evil and it’s fucking hot.

Evil tits…feed me.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

16

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day

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40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous…

It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged…

It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it.

I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

16

Mar

Kim Garner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kim Garner is some UK celebrity with a fucking amazing body which would make you think she’s not actually from the UK, since she’s thin, has all her teeth, isn’t grey skinned, a real freak of nature from that beef stew eating sunless nation…which I guess is enough reason for her to be famous by UK standards you know for being a freak of nature according to them…like how does this UK chick look so LA…weird glitch or something I gather…

Well, like all UK girls she’s snapped by the paps, who are into the get out of car pap, since 90 percent of the time it results in a pussy flash, while here we just see some panty…panty not more revealing than all her bikini pics, panties she’s pretending to cover up because she’s a lady…a lady in reality tv…so not a lady at all.

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Posted in:Kim Garner|SFW

2016

16

Mar

Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

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Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO…

WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW