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2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing to do with news stories, especially the big ones, is turn it into a pick up line for dating sites, you know to educate the robot prostitutes pretending to be actual girls and most importantly try to get them to leave their vapid existence of selfies and and connect with actual current events beyond their self involved nonsense.

So today’s pick-up / opening line on dating apps is:

“I wantt to hijack your pussy like it was that Egyptian plane, only I wouldn’t get arrested leaving everyone safe, I’d crash it right into my dick where the only thing that dies is your soul”…

Romance. Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Burt Reynolds Reveals the Bandit Edition Trans Am
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The Pregnant Pole Dancer
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COCO TITS!
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Volleyball Blocks of the Day
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Cadbury Egg Conspiracy
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Stuck in Ass Pic of the Day
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Puddle of Mud Band Abandons Frontman during his Rant
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Madonna’s Tit Flash Girl in a Bikini
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The World Leader in Counterfiting
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Minka Kelly Hard Nipples
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Girls in Sports Bras
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This Aladdin Carpet Riding SF is Weird.
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I see the good in everything. Once I was about to stick my dick, unprotected, inside some disgusting girl, because I am self destructive, have no self respect and when you get that rare erection, you use it…only to realize there was some kind of mucus oozing out…

I almost lost my boner, but I see the good in everything, and stared at her unkempt bush, my favorite, because clearly she wasn’t into taking much care of her vaginal unit, allowing me to power through…

Hot Girls With Thigh Gaps!
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Big COCO Tits
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Rihanna See through in Concert –
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Virtual Strip Tease Prank…
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Huge Tits!
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Jessica Lowndes was Promoting her new Video with her Jon Lovitz Troll
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University of Michigan Frat Boys Abuse Uber Driver
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Tough Guy Serena Williams
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Olivia Munn in Tight Jeans
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Miley Ring and Normal Outfit
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John Travolta Has Insane Hotel Requests
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Lady Gaga Terrifies Me
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Genevieve Morton Wears Ed Hardy…
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Saudi Arabian Witch Caught on Camera
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Ana Braga and Phoebe Price are Aamzing
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Trump – is Another Grandpa
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Kat Williams on his Fight with a Kid
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Shauna Sand Tits
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Pam Anderson Pokies
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Bella Hadid Nipple
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2000 Dollar Bike Gets Stolen
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Lindsay Pelas Eats a Banana
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Canadian Tennis Erotica in Leggings
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Girlfriend Math Lesson
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Hot Asians
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Virtual Reality Strip Tease Prank
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Dita Von Teese on Marilyn Manson..
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Goldie Hawn – More like OLIDE Hawn
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Easter VS the Hydraulic Press
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Taylor Swift Ass in Leggings
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Crystal Reed Legs
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The Shampoo Prank is Annoying
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Skinny Model of the Day
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Comedian Shuts Down Heckler
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Frenchy Morgan Assless Pants…
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Deep Stretch with Some Chick in a One Piece
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Naked Canadian
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Asian Tranny Hooker of the Day
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Nice Hungarian Girl
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Girl and her friend the Dildo
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Naked Olivia Culpo
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British Flag Shirt of the Day
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Webcam Show of the Day
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Just a Babe in the Gym
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day

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Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary…

Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy.

She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead…

Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat…

Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from…

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2016

Mar

Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

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Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face.

I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know.

If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT.

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2016

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Friends Have Asses in Bikinis of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her gang of vapid spoiled brat rich kid cunts don’t need an excuse to walk outside of one of their 10 million dollar mansions to sit by the pool in bikinis, only to take group butt shots, because that is all they know…

They don’t need a long weekend to just decompress, but the funny thing is that they probably think that they do, since they WORK so damn hard on their selfies and staying skinny so that brands will still hire them as their AVON ladies to push products to their fans…fans I don’t understand why they exist…but figure it’s because I’m so disconnected from what the kids think matter…which is selfies and angles and followers…that I can’t relate..

But I can stare at young, rich, vapid brat ass in bikinis…it’s pretty fucking easy, like their lives, until they start realizing how empty they are and how their parents don’t exist leading to drugs once the fans move on – and they always move on..eventually..this can’t last forever, it’s amazing it’s even lasted this long.

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2016

Mar

Big Girl Ariel Winter Easter Tits of the Day

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It’s almost interesting, but not really, that people are really fascinated by a chubby girl named Ariel Winter’s tits.

At 17, she got a breast reduction, probably to make her look more thin, only failing because she’s chubby, hence the big tits… and all her creepy fans cried about it.

At 18, now she’s saying “don’t worry, I still have big tits, because I am still growing and love eating fast food”…

I had never heard of her because I don’t watch TV, and even if I did, I don’t think I would have been drawn to her character, or tits, on the show modern family.

I think the fact that people are so hyped on her proves that they’ve been watching her tits grow up and found excitement in that…which is weird considering…she’s been on TV since she was pre-pubescent.

I think it also proves that I hang out in the wrong corner of the internet, where people in my real life know nothing about these celebrities, because they don’t matter, or their tits, because they don’t matter….yet here I am, clueless to all this, analyzing it…which I guess makes me weirder than the middle AMerican who watches Modern Family…because as a non-fan of the show doing this…means I think it matters…what’s wrong with me.

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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Armpit Hair of the Day

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Bella Thorne has opened the gates to a new fetish that you probably didn’t know you had, but I knew I had the first time I was fucking a tall chick and my mouth only made it to her armpit and I just went deep in there with tongue…tasting all her scents in what seems more disgusting because she was unshowered and a crackhead, but that isn’t so bad if nicely shaved…

Armpits, the upper body’s vagina…seriously, if you’re wife gets in a horrible accident, or if you aren’t desirable and can only date women born with no legs or genitals, or that’s just a product of a horrible accident, that you like because they can’t leave your abrasive loser ass, you’ll fuck the armpit when you get bored of the mouth..it’s your only option…making it something you should celebrate, even when you’re with girls with all their legs..and parts..

I’ve never fucked an armpit, but I know a dude who did all the time…it’s a thing…and here is Bella Thorne’s armpit looking hairy, at least hair for a ginger who should have transparant orange tinted hair, probably not doing the feminist not shaving armpits thing of last year, trying to be hip or whatever, like those free the nipple girls…but instead just being lazy and knowing people will jerk off to her under any and all circumstances…

I guess I like this because it gives me hope that she’s got a rocking bush and I fucking love bush…

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Here’s some getting some Tattoo Erotica:

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2016

Mar

Selena Gomez Sloppy Ass Picture of the Day

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I don’t know about you but looking at this fat, dumpy Selena Gomez ass in fishnets being held the fuck together, pic she posted to instagram because she’s the most followed person on instagram, even more important than Kim Kardashian, which is so shocking considering Selena has been a Disney star with a huge following as a teen, then she dated Beiber the biggest Youtube star in our generation, to producing Spring Breakers a huge movie, all while producing shitty music, that people listen to…

While Kim K…just had a shitty sex tape and Ryan Seacrest produced reality show…

Shocking that someone who produces content and performs, not necessarily talented, but at least doing things more than being a vapid loser on permanent vacation…gets more love…

But not as shocking as her CHEMO ass, looks just like all the CHEMO asses of dying girls at the hospital…right…because Selena milks her Chemo for LUPUS harder than she milks her Taylor Swift friendship..

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2016

Mar

Maria Sharapova in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of Maria Sharapova is that she was using performance enhancement medication that the Tennis industry didn’t even know were performance enhancing drugs for the last decade of her career, before it being banned because there are so many meds out there, it’s tough to regulate them…

But I believe her when she said it was preventative of her family history of Diabetes…seems legit, like when pro football players have ANGINA…while fat people I know don’t even have Angina or pre-diabetes drugs…

It’s a massive money making industry, and here are her massive thighs in a bikini…not exciting but still a cheater in a bikini which should be hot to at least one of you…and since there is only one of you out there…let’s hope for the best.

Here she is laughing at all you suckers who thought she was actually a tennis star and not a drug addict.

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2016

Mar

Carmella Rose Tits of the Day

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Carmella Rose is an instagram model, sugar baby and like all instagram models, she gets naked for free in lame photoshoots that are meant to look high concept, for people who are too dumb to realize it’s just bootleg shit that is easy to pull off thanks to digital cameras, because as long as the girl in the picture is half naked, it’s a good picture…to get followers.

Instgram models are the models who actually made money because brands like that they can treat models like “avon ladies” where they basically get them to promote and push their garbage product to their fans – hoping for sales…not caring what the models look like or if they are legit models or not…it’s not about concept – but rather sales….

In Mel With a Rose’s case, she’s got a great body and can pose well enough and has a following, so give her a modeling agency contract since there’s really no reason why she shouldn’t be getting jobs, even if she’s bootleg, short and not a model, but her eagerness in being naked or half naked on instagram for the sake of boners, is her real talent and the only talent that matters in this social media celebrity world we live in.

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