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2016

06

Apr

Hilary Duff Overalls are One Size Too Small of the Day

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I am not a fashion stylist but I know whatever is going on here is some busting out overstuffed sausage…in overalls, tapping into the farmers daughter fetish, which I guess is better than the PUCK SLUT fetish her Canadian fans, including but not limited to her ex husband, pro Hockey player and Canadian Furniture Heir…because imagining her entitled, spoiled brat, narcissist, child star ass, all fit and thick and round, like she does a lot of squats….is more exciting when you think it’s from carrying buckets for freshly milked milk, or hay barrels, all virginal because the only men she knows is her dad and brothers…..rather than from taking it from the entire team to build morale…

I am not a Hilary Duff fan and never was, but some people just fucking love her and get mad when they find out she’s got a new boyfriend, like they were still 16 year old losers, thinking they may have a chance, 20 years later…

In 2000, Y2K, I bet a drinking buddy that in my lifetime I would fuck Christina Aguilera…I haven’t, but there is still time, it is almost as delusional as these people in love with famous people they’ll never meet…I was only betting him that because he bought me drinks and I had no intention on fucking Christina Aguilera….I don’t even want to fuck Christina Aguilera now, 16 years later….but at the time I was convinced it was possible and that was pre social media – when it is seemingly more possible…

What I am saying is that, Hilary Duff and her juicy mom ass in tight pants are for you to jerk off to, not for you to jerk off on, unless you print out her pictures like one of those weirdos, because there’s no way you’ll get in this…even if it’s not that great.

Here’s a better outfit for her ass…

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2016

06

Apr

Bella Hadid’s Contrived Vacation Pics of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fabricated creature from the womb of some gold digging model whore and her very rich dad who fucked gold digging model whores…

She’s fabricated because she’s the less cute sister, that they’ve attached her to like a latch on, or worse like a Kardashian….and coupled with the right Plastic surgery, she’s been pulling it off as the edgier, harder faced version of her sister….I’m talking doing racier shoots, solidifying her position, all while being uninteresting, not even hot, not a model…but social media fucking lover her…

So it would be expected that her vacation social media pics are some rich kid contrived shit that looks like it’s out of a cheesy catalog for a mall brand…because all these people lack vision and creativity…they are so uninteresting…

The only thing good about her is that I know her “boyfriend”…hooks up with girls in Canada when she’s not in Canada…

All this to say…brats…

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2016

06

Apr

Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day

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In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you….

But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach…

Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too….

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2016

06

Apr

Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle

Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club

Lynching of the Day

Wall of China Of the Day

Neck Kick Knock Out

Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day

Police Chase in Detroit

Cop at Walmart

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2016

06

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty for Social Media of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a shitty popstar/actress since all actresses are popstars and she was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to when underage, mainly because you are perverts, but also because you’re sad and lonely…

It’s not your fault, America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do or have…some forbidden fruit…that we’ve known about since the Bible…making it seem like America wants you to sexualize young girls based on that alone…but I guess you can’t really argue that since murder is illegal and obviously they don’t want you murdering…unless you’re black on black.

Well…she’s not underage anymore so you’re weird. drawn to underage girls, watching all those young girl dancing videos on YOUTUBE, is irrelevant even if it’s an issue and need help….

So now, she sexualizes herself, in pantyhose or in her songs about masturbating…hoping you jerk off to her…it’s good for her business…

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2016

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want the girl at the bar to go home with you – do not tell her that you’ll let her keep the change she finds in your couch if she makes you cum. Apparently it’s not an incentive….and either is…”I just want to squeeze the juices out of you”…when she’s hugging you goodbye because she’s not going home with you…

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Crazy Asses…
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Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson….
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Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart for Chris Rock – RACIST!
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Bella Thorne Tits….
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Jurassic Park as a Nature Documentary
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Britney Spears Abs…
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Golf Trick Shots
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Kerry Washington for Adweek…
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Girls on Beach….
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Slutty Beyonce….
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Surprising People with Puppies
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2016

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world…

To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating the blowjob she’d give me if I showed up with 5 dollars…because there’s just something amazing about paying my friend’s wife 5 dollars for a blowjob that she’s going to use as a “tooth fairy” gift….

She didn’t go for my offer, I guess she found someone with less aggressive conditions of lending her 5 dollars….or maybe it just creeped her out…

I wonder if I’ll still be invited to their memorial day party…

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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Michelle Rodriguez was Jealous of Paul Walker’s Death While On Ayahuasca
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Slut Photoshoot…
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Bridge Implosion
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Charlize Theron Underwear…
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Gal Gadot – Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Has an Insane Body
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Amy Schumer Labeled Plus Sized and is Mad! Fat Bitch…
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Genevieve Morton’s Hard Nipple
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Olivia Munn Fashion Magazine
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through Wet Bikini
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Delusional Energy Shield Master Dares Dude Martial Artist
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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her Face
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Short Skirt Bitches…
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Britney Spears Stomach….
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Rosie Huntington Jean Shorts
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Victoria’s Secret Models That Posed Nude….NUDE!
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Melting Sock in Sulfuric Acid…
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Kate Hudson See Through
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Big Mexican Tits
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Maitland Ward Topless on Snapchat
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Bella Thorne Cleavage…..
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Adriana Lima Legs…
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Frenchy Morgan Bikini…
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Beyonce Flash Dance for Elle
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Hot Girls in Selfies Because Hot Girls Are Self Involved Sluts
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Girl Gets Slammed
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The Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini See Through Hustle
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Alyssa Arce and a Ford GT Naked As Fuck…
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Charley Atwell Tries Bikinis…
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Masturbating Cam Whore Caught by Security Cam
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Slut in the Bath
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Hooker in a Tree
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Shitty Job
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THREESOME
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Natural Tit Strip
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Kinky as Fuck
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Squirt Squirt on Glasses
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Angry Bitch…
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Tess in Black Heels….
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2016

05

Apr

Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Body of the Day

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Cindy Crawford was a babe in the 90s, she was the introduction to the supermodel world for a lot of perverts who jerk off now jerk off to supermodels

She’s still got it going on and is interested in making sure everyone knows it, you see because it’s her sole responsibility to be as hot as she possibly can, otherwise her husband will just fuck other younger models, and probably does, but still, she should at least try to feel good about herself in her superficial existence where her looks weren’t just celebrated but made her millions…

Which is probably why she’s already whoring out her tween daughter to the same industry, I mean might as well cash in on what she’s created, it’s just narcissism at it’s best…she won’t let herself fall apart…she is too vain for that..

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2016

05

Apr

Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day

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Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich…

I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life..

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2016

05

Apr

Ashley Graham Workout Video of the Day

If Ashley Graham has accomplished anything in her life as a plus sized model, who is fighting that she’s not plus sized, she’s normal sized…it’s that she reaffirms the whole ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…concept that you can work out all day, hell I see the same fat chicks jog by my apartment EVERY FUCKING day in the summer, yet they don’t lose weight, they actually look like they are getting fatter and fatter, because they are…

They use an hour of cardio as an excuse to eat an entire fucking cake guilt free…

So Graham can continue to assert that she’s healthy, it’s just her bone structure, we’ve heard it all before, she’s not the first fat chick in the history of girls, and she’s sure as hell not the first fat chick trying to convince us she’s hot, because it’s easier than being accountable for being fat….so I’ll watch the fatty do fitness, it’s the premise of of joke and I like jokes…even if she’s positioned it as serious – and it’s working for her…

I mean she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, of course she’s into fitness, just ignore her belly hanging over her spandex….

Look at that fat ass….look at it…

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