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2016

07

Apr

Fat Magazine Fashion Tits for my Birthday of the Day

There is so much content being produced online that I don’t know when a magazine is a legitimate magazine, or if it is just an instagram account, or if it is just some rich guys who have too much money who want a magazine to meet bitches, it is all so saturated that it all sort of blends into each other…

I can’t tell if the models are real, or maybe now that everyone is a model, we’re all models, and real is anyone in the pictures…

I don’t know if it is art, or social commentary, or just a copy of something someone else is doing…

I just know that any reason for tits, whether with these models: Heather Kemetsky, Zlata Semenko, Janiece Dilone, Iana Godina, Marland Backus, Sabina Lobova, Mae Bird, Othilia Simon, Sahara….Whoever the fuck that is…

Is good enough for me…and I guess for every lazy mind out there double tapping on pics…

Nothing matters!

VIA FAT MAGAZINE

Posted in:Fat Magazine

2016

07

Apr

Marloes Horst for Marie Claire of the Day

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Marloes Horst is lovely…

The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet…has a terrible voice…and he can’t playing the piano…because he’s too busy hiding in the shell that is my fat gunt…thanks to low testosterone…

It’s my birthday, I am old, I can deal with it…because I have a mouth that I can use as a stand in…

Not that Marloes Horst would have any of that, she’s too fancy, in magaiznes like Marie Calire…but I still prefer her strip video….

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

2016

07

Apr

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini from a Few Weeeks Ago for my Birthday of the Day

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I shouldn’t be working today – not that this is work…but I am still sitting at a computer on my birthday when I have adventures to pretend I’d got on…when really I’d just rather sit on my couch or nap….working hard for the nap….

So to honor that laziness, that entitled birthday bullshit people do, here are old pics of Krysten Ritter who I think is also old…but who was once a model that I never bothered noticing until watching her netflix show and thinking “I’d fuck that”…making her ass in a bathing suit, even a weird shaped bathing suit…juicy enough to stare at…

I figure if I haven’t seen the pics, even if they’re weeks old, they are still new to me..and her pregnancy bump, or gunt from too much vacation eating….is the real star of this shoot…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Krysten Ritter|SFW

2016

07

Apr

Sex and at the Airport and Other Videos of the Day

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Snake in Vagina Witchcraft…

Kid Gets Slammed on a Ride

Rat in McDonalds…Thailand..

12 Year Old Slammed by a Cop…

Angry Starbucks Girl….

Shark VS Jet Ski

The King of Smoking

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday – and I will ask your girlfriend for nudes if I want to…

I’ll also write mean blog posts about models and celebrities….while drunk…but I do that everyday…

Maybe everyday is my birthday…and I don’t realize it…because I’m not a self involved, self absorbed narcissist cunt like everyone else seems to be…but then again I do have a blog which is pretty fucking pretentious…”LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IT IS SO IMPORTANT”…not that anyone reads the site…but you get what I am saying and that is that I’m drinking whiskey at 10:30 am….looks like I’ve made it.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING….HANGOVER…DUMP….

Tight Yoga Pants
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3000 Matches in a Half Sphere
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The Mummy Starring Tom Cruise..
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Light Skinned Black Girl in a White Dress – Cultural Appropriation
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Awkward Girl Breaks Up With Boyfriend
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Kevin Federline
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Erin Heatherton is Fat
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Gold Trick Shots
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Jessica Biel’s Big Boobs in White Tank Top
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Swiss Army Man…
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So Many Redheads…
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2016

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My DOT COM BILLIONS aren’t even DOT COM MILLIONS but rather DOT COM HUNDREDS….

We live in a world where plus sized girls don’t know they are plus sized…or pretend they aren’t plus sized…instead of taking ownership on being plus sized…

Asking girls to send you the paint chip color closest to her asshole color…doesn’t work…they won’t do it….they will think you’re weird…paint chips to show you her nipple color maybe but anus never…I know you’d think girls love home decorating, and that paint color would be the gateway to anus pic, but truth is you’ll probably have a better chance getting an asshole pic than the paint color…crazy world we live in…

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Crazy Asses
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Erin Heatherton was Too Fat for Victoria’s Secret
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Out of Control Semi Truck!
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Lana Del Rey in a Bikini
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Swiss Army Man – Looks Fucking Crazy
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Janet Jackson is Pregnant at 49
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Jessica Biel Doing the Mom of the Day
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People are into Fatty Melissa McCarthy Lip Syncing
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Courtney Stodden Naked for Instagram
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Girls in Flannel
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Holly Peers Topless Glamour Model Shoot
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Charlize Theron Suffers for her Looks…
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Bird VS Cat Video
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Model in Catalog Pics
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Is ADD an Advantage?
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Woman Confuses Kevin Hard for Chris Rock
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Superhead Has Restraining Order
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Elle Fanning in Short Skirt…
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Slutty Vanessa Hudgens
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Selma Blair Nipples
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AMbrosio in a Sports Bra
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Michelle Lewin in Short Shots…
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Maitland Ward Topless Tit…
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Macaulay Culkin Long Hair….
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Beyonce is Suing a Company called Feyonce
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Disturbed’s Sound of Silence…
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Big Juice Tits
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Slut for National Beer Day
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Should Pornstars Be Respected?
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Katherine Heigl Launches a Blog….
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Crazy Cunts Showing Off Their Cunts
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Some Naked Chick
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Bimbo On Camera
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Angry Bitch of the Day
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Masturbating Cam Whore
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Some Busty Naked Chick
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Kayden Kross Pussy
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FIlled Up….with a Bat
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HUGE TITS
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

06

Apr

Fatty Titty Murderer Ariel Winter of the Day

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Ariel Winter is the fat chick by Hollywood Standards, I know Americans who are used to Obese think this is normal, but it’s not, just look at that neck….

She’s also the TITTY killer, because she had these huge saggers that she chopped off and repackaged into what are still pretty HUGE…along with everything – EVEN HER VAGINA CLIT…

She’s been celebrated HARD the last few months since turning 18, I don’t watch TV so didn’t realize she was the portly little roundness people were jerking off to when watching shitty sitcoms…I didn’t even know she existed…but since that birthday…these new tits have been out there, talked about by her and the media…and now she’s doing weirdo staged paparazzi style paparazzi pics – in the Bahamas…because there is no way these aren’t staged…posing, doing YOGA pose weirdness, but most importantly in a white bikini, because white bikins when wet are see through, making them the only bikini worth being friends with….

I guess I’m just confused how she’s got an OUTTY pussy, usually that’s reserved for skinny girls…fat chicks all just have slit…because their fat lips bury the inner unit…

FASCINATING POST – right? RIGHT!!!

I’m old, she’s young, chubby or not, I like it…that’s what happens when you get old….everyone looks good as long as they aren’t old…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here she is in red bikini….

Here’s a bonus instagram tit pic..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less…

We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds…

So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions…

I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here’s a bonus snapchat…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day

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I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song…

It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day

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It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that….

But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are…

So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party…

But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans…

Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody…

Doesn’t matter.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW