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2016

05

Apr

Chelsea Handler is Topless Again for Publicity of the Day

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Chelsea Handler will attach herself to anything to get talked about. Her topless social media pics because I guess in her 50s, she feels like she’s still as hot as she was when she fucked producers for acting jobs that turned into comedy career and her own talk show…

She’ll sacrifice herself, her dignity and showcase her tits for bigger purpose, or her content or punchline of her joke, because she’s a bit of a joke…

But buying into Trump like he’s actually a threat or actually going to be the next president, when clearly he’s working for the democrats and trying to destroy the Republican party from the inside, is just the same cash grab the news are participating in….

I don’t hate any woman getting naked for empowerment, or in Handler’s case, to get attention to promote herself, especially when their fake tits are offensive old lady saggers that make me want to throw up, thanks to her vanity and self absorbed attitude that brings this type of bullshit…bullshit she can keep posting but I’m getting bored of her tits, they are uninteresting, and I’m ready for her to start sticking random objects into her asshole…

This is barely clever…but fit old lady in a thong…how could it be bad…

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Here’s another one of her pics…for publicity…being ironic…but not really…

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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2016

05

Apr

Sophie Monk Topless Model of the Day

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SOPHIE MONK was a big deal for a while, but not really, she was just always in the being talked about…because she had this hot bull dog jowel face with big lips, with huge tits on a skinny body..

She was straight from some Australian reality show, moved to the USA to make it in America, got married for a Green Card, and never really made it…

People made a joke out of her, they laughed at her, she never booked an actual movie…and the highlight of her career was fucking the guy from Good Charlotte who went onto marry Cameron Diaz….you know the kind of guy who also fucked Paris Hilton and together developed a new strain of herpes, because his herpes morphed with her herpes, so that their herpes even had herpes…it’s the Hollywood dream…

She should have been a pornstar, and I guess 6 years later, she’s finally getting topless and she still looks good…

I am a fan…and not just because she’s historically had some of the most dramatic cameltoes due to big vagina lips…but because I am nostalgic to low levels who never were getting naked like they should…even if it’s not the first time we’ve seen her tits…and won’t be the last time….

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2016

05

Apr

Eliza Cummings Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s a new pic of MARIE CLAIRE ITALY of Eliza Cummings…Because cummings is what she should make you want to do….deep inside her…hoping to get her pregnant so that you can guilt her out of the abortion so that you have proof for all your friends that you had sex with tits this good..

I am not just saying that Eliza Cummings and cum come hand in hand, it’s in her name, a joke she’s probably always heard but has now turned into a business, but for the record the cum on cummings should should come on her tits…I just confused myself…

I don’t know who she is as a model and don’t feel like googling her…but I do know what her big tit looks like and I like it.

here are the rest of the pics I’ve already posted….repost..

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2016

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Naked with a Fish of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything….

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

05

Apr

Selena Gomez Loves Taylor Swift of the Day

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This is so fake…and it makes me laugh….because it is so fake…and I guess there are two schools of thought when it comes to child stars.

The first is that they are so emotionally damaged from having their youth ripped away from them by their opportunist parents – leaving them unable to love anyone….ever…like Lindsay Lohan…just self involved little cunts who only care about themselves, their careers, their experience, making money and being more famous through the people they attach themselves to….you know…the “NO SOULS”…

The other is that they are so emotionally damaged, that they just attach themselves to anyone who gives their sad, lonely, insecure freaks who had no real parents, so they suckle on ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can get their nursing mouths on. You know immature babies trying to fill a void…I call those ones the Britney Spears before medicated into a dead on the inside mess…the reason K-Fed was able to K-Fed…

I will assume that Selena Gomez and her “love for Taylor Swift”…is neither, she may use words like “LOVE YOU”…but just uses those words to try to leverage Taylor Swift’s fme to increase her own, and vice versa….it’s just a “in the same industry, trying to make it as a pop star”….this is who the “idols of the generation are”…everyone is Politically Correct and overly nice to each other…but beneath that fake surface, that everyone has in this overly nice, anti bullying world, is definitely deep jealousy and hatred, because that’s how humans work…they are never satisfied with what they have, and hate anyone doing anything better than them….

But sure Selena…you love Taylor Swift…you using opportunist…Mexican trash….who should be making corn tortillas…at least that’s what Taylor Swift probably says about her but is famous instead….American Dreams…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

05

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures….

I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money….

When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes..

Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME!

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2016

05

Apr

Courtney Stodden Catches on Fire of the Day

Courtney Stodden the star of COURTNEY UNCOVERED , a masturbation video she staged that was her most important work…a creature who came out of some stripclub with some low level celebrity as his 16 year old bride, something that would have got him arrested in California, but didn’t because she was in her 30s…but all the tabloids went along with it…and at one point in her career, I even saw her getting her breasts scanned on TV to prove she didn’t have implants…THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN….fucked up..

Well, since mastering the media, while being a real disturbing, uncomfortable to watch, medicated mess…who looks 40…she’s gone onto catch herself on fire on social media…because I guess when you’ve used all your tactics to get talked about, from sex offense victim to clown tits to sex tape…you have limited options…and this is what you come up with….

I find it amazing, but I adore Courtney Stodden, and not just because her team invited me to her Halloween party once…an event I missed…but that has a lot to do with it…most of the low levels fucking hate me, but this one almost wanted to invite me in and that alone is more magical than her catching herself on fire while medicated…

That said, she looks like a lot of fun…my kind of girl…half dead, destroyed and too fucked up to resist my cuddles…a goddess to some…terrifying to others…a good balance of both to me…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

05

Apr

Paula Bulczynska Topless Model of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is a long torso often nude instagram model that people are into…for obvious reasons…she’s hot..

I’ve been doing random posts of her random shoots for a pretty long time and like everything on this site, I haven’t really gone into much depth on my coverage…

I don’t know what this shoot is from, I just know that she’s showing her tits, tits that I once thought were Russian, but are actually Polish, and being the ignorant person I am, consider that the same thing, thanks to USSR communism, even though Polish people would be mad at you for saying it, while I just see sex workers….sex working that in this girl’s case is more “nude modeling for free”…rather than getting on webcam for money…because the more naked she gets with the right players…the more followers, the more gigs, the more legit career happens. It’s like invest in getting nude now, become Em Rat Cow Later…or maybe, she’s not into any of that and this nude modeling is just jokes for her…the motivation is less important than the final product…of tit pics…

The problem with this site is that no model, not even no names get excited about being featured, even if it’s my way of saying “hey, I dig you”…not once has a girl said “Hey just posted on drunkenstepfather, exciting! I’ve Made It”…which I guess was a huge fail in my attempt to go viral…in both sex transmitted diseases and people sharing their features on the site…but that doesn’t mean girls don’t see themselves when googling themselves…because I get hate mail from them, their team and photographers always…so to Paula Bulczynska…I am doing this to help support you….because I want to cuddle…so post me on your social media with excitement like you do with other sites…I need the traffic. Thanks in advance…for more than just your tit pics…

I don’t know who shot this or what it is for but it happened and it’s lovely…

Here’s another shoot of hers that came out yesterday – they are outtakes from some shit I was too lazy to google…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2016

05

Apr

Old Man Shoots Neighbor for Feeding Stray Cats in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

Irish – FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Foul Mouthed Parott

Bus Loses Brakes…

Thugs Take Security Man’s Vest, Then Shoot His Neck

Police Old Lady Takedown

Crazy Man in Toronto Stabbing Random People…

Dog VS Dwarf….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I decided the best way to get a girl you don’t know very well to fuck you is to take her to the strip club. The logic is based on when I dated girls years ago, in an era before porn, where the strip club would get girls fucking horny when you buy her a lap dance and give her the first set of tits she can grab…while you watch.

Well, in an era of porn, hook-ups due to always being horny, and all girls having had at least one lesbian experience…the getting a tinder 20 year old you just met a lap dance…turns out to not make the girl you met horny, it just costs 200 dollars…

#noblowjob..

Here are some morning links…

Miranda Lambert and her Feet for the Foot Fetishists
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The Scarjo Robot is Amazing – at Least for Virgin Losers Who Can’t Get Real Girls…or AFFORD a REAl GIRL…
CLICK HERE

Aussie Man Reviewing People Taken Out by Bulls
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Jessica Simpson – Ass Eater
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini is Everything
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When Gender Euality Fails…
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Drone Transports a Chainsaw
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I am Still Laughing at this Pic
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Melissa McCarthy in Leather Leggings is Porn to Someone….Someone Very Weird…But Someone
CLICK HERE

To Catch A Predator Prank Gone Wrong
CLICK HERE

Whale Watching Boat Crashes Into a DOck
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Bees
CLICK HERE

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