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2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

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2016

28

Apr

Woman Flashes Tits on TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Stripped Naked

Naked Man Running From the Police

Bike VS Drunk Driver

Man Tests Target’s Women’s Bathroom Policy

Hot Coffee To Face in Philly

Classy Brawl….

Illuminated Tits

TITS on PS4 Streaming

Bee VS Nail

Cop VS Man with a Gun

Prison Guard Pepper Sprays Restrained Inmate

Farmer Gets Stripped on Stage

Sausage of the Day

Dog Reunited with Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like putting people down when they are down…it’s more effective.

I like offering my content producer advice to people on my facebook who are asking the social network what they should wear on a first date…to which I say “Blackface”….because Blackface is comedic especially on first dates…

I like to be like Myspace and ask for the top 8 pics of a girl I meet’s vagina – because I’m from internet early 2000s….but in all honesty I prefer butt hole pics…it’s the best hole….because all butt hole pics have a little vagina in it….

I like a lot of things…but I don’t like Snapchat Filters…or social media, the people on it, or even this site…but mainly because of you…because the site itself is great…no one can delete me here…like they do everywhere else…they don’t get the jokes…

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls in Bed…
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Leo and his New Pussy
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Brilliant 59 Second ATM Robbery
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Alexis REn in a Bikini
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Leo’s Hot New Girlfriend is Hot
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High Speed Railway
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Anne Hathaway’s Shout Out to Beyonce Makes me Hate Pop Culture
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Miley and Her Stupid Tattoo
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What It’s Like Fighting for IS
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Approaching the Unknown Trailer
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Hot Asses
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2016

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants – it’s my form of disclaimer – turns out girls don’t like my disclaimer – unappreciative cunts

I guess everyone hates me…especially Lesbians who are objectifying me by my genitals on twitter…because it’s ok for them to call me a prick, but I can’t call them pussy eating fat and always hungry chicks….this inclusion excludes me…

Here are some stepLINKS

Great Fucking Asses
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Katie Price and a PInk Horse
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Roxy Horner is AMazing
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Female Driver of the Day
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PRINCE HAD AIDS!
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My Snapchat Girls Famewhoring in Bikinis
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Gisele Breast IMplants
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Emma Watson Ass in Jeans
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Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t Honest
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Lindsay Vonn at an Event
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Abbey Clancy Braless
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Chris Martin and Heather Graham are Dating
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Dude Tricks Cheating Girlfriend in Sending Nude Snaps
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Kate Hudson Flat Stomach
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Captain America KilL Count
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So Many Pics of Elizabeth Banks in a Nerd Costume
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Karlie Kloss ina Purple Sports Bra
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Thong Bikini in Brazil
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Russian Baseball Bat Brawl
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Jenna Dewan in Tight Jeans
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Trump Like Most People – Wants Lena Dunham the Defector – Out
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Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue
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Charlie XCX Cheesy Titty Model
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A Man was Punched in the Face Because he Looked like Shia Lebeef
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Girls with Dimples
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Elizaebth Olsen Boob….
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Amy Schumer Tits on a ROcket
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Trying to Not Get Towed
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Renee Olstead Pin-Up Girl with Big Tits
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Dog Doesn’t Take Shit
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Paula Abdul Lives
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Daughter Tells Mom About her Vibe
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Some Dude Says Feminism is Cancer
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Shay Mitchell’s Muslim Ankles
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Rachel McCord Hard Nipples….
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Miley Doesn’t Know Her Planets
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Moped Driver VS Bus
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Bar Slut!
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Girl on All Fours
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Huge Tits
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Naked Hike
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Tongue VS Penis
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex – Shitty Camera
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2016

27

Apr

Nina Agdal Retard Face Has Nipples of the Day

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Nina Agdal is Full Retard….

Forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…or not…not I am agains DOWNS, some of the horniest people in the world are people with DOWNS…they are the ones chronically masturbating at the public pool…or disappearing for days at a time after escaping the home only to come back pregnant thanks to perverts like you who aren’t DOWNS fetishists but rather just into banging anything you can…

In fact, Nina Agdal’s whoring and sugar babying, gold digging and luxury travel digging, is an insult to people with DOWNS…even if she’d look better walking around with a bike helmet…with or without the see through shirt she’s wearing in these pics..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

27

Apr

ANDREEA DIACONU for ETAM Lingerie of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret.

She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion….the money is just more lucrative….

They are making a solid ROI on this one, just take her for free, fly her to America in a Cargo plane, and pay her in threats of not killing off her family…

Now getting paid and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, THOUSANDS of dollars a day…

Magical…but not really because I think she banged Jake Gyllenhaal and I hate her for that.

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Jessica Alba Nipples Prepare for IPO of the DAy

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Jessica Alba is trying to go PUBLIC and not just with her body in pics, rocking hard nipples on her mom implants, but with her company, and what better way to do that than to slut out in the paparazzi so that people talk about how great she is or how hot she still is leading them to buy more of her shitty lie of a product….assuming her body is a measure of how good they are for you…when really it’s just a sign of how little she actually works for them, she just goes to the office because there is an on site gym…

I like her more and more the older she gets, which is rare…I usually throw out expired milk…but I guess it occasionally turns into cheese..not that Alba has ever been anything but cheese….cheese I want to stick my dick in bro…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mangled face Kylie Jenner must be a Parody of her sister. I am thinking she’s wearing a Kim Kardashian mask that her plastic surgeon stabled on her…allowing her to really milk her chubby, chubby that the family has learned how to make look like a shapely hip hop body through BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFTS and other fat transfers….

There is no way she looks in the mirror and says “I’m so hot”…but then again, these entitled cunts are all so vapid and vain…that they do think they are hot…even when they are monsters…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Big Tits on House of Cards of the Day

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Anastacia McPherson is the actress in House of Cards with the big tits that match her big belly…big tits that you will look at like she was your mom and you were a baby hungry to be fed, only your mom was a drug addict hooker who left you to starve, leading to you being taken away from the church, sold to American sex cult leaders, never to see her or her AIDS again…..not that I know anything about that…

But I do know about fat strippers, or actors hired to play fat strippers, and that is that they may have great tits, which is why you’re in the strip club in the first place, but the lap dances are lazy, less enthusastic, out of breath…and disgusting…hence why they charge less…except to black guys…who pay more for this kind of good time…

I’ve never seen House of Cards, I don’t know this actress who is not Elle Macpherson… but I’ve seen the tits on the show…and that seems like a better use of my time…big juicy tits…

Posted in:Anastacia McPherson

2016

27

Apr

Marloes Horst in Lingerie of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a model in lingerie who you know for other lingerie companies that brand models to belong to them – even when they work for other brands – it promotes them – until the end of time…

It’s called singing your body over to the devil…which is a mall brand low level high volume panty company that uses sweatshops to pay big money to the girls they hand pic…girls other brands – like this one…that isn’t their brand hire to feel like they are competing instead of finding their own damn girls…in a world where every girl wants to be a nude model…why bother paying the same average looking ones over and over again…take some risks people….if Victoria’s Secret jumps off a bridge – will you?

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW