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2016

02

May

Jessica Alba Hula Hoop Up Ass for “Dear Eleanor” of the Day

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Jessica Alba is in a Movie called DEAR ELEANOR – I guess she still works as an actor…in this scene she’s jacking a hula hoop up her ass in a short skirt. It is a story of two girls on a 1962 Road Trip looking for Eleanor Roosevelt during the Cuban Missile Crisis, directed by “E” from Entourage Kevin and it is actually a great fucking look for Jessica Alba family girl and scammer/ business woman..

She’s about to take her HONEST brand that in and of itself is a red flag, not because of the lawsuits and stories about how their claims are false but because everyone knows when someone says “trust me” or “honestly”…they are full of shit..

But what isn’t full of shit is a hula hoop up her ass…one far better than the weirdo hippie fat chicks I see doing hula hoop dances in the park every weekend…with a “question mark”…

I guess what I am saying is after two kids, she’s still great, and I’d let her shit on my face just to see her asshole stretched out…I am into whatever is going on here..

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2016

02

May

Lara Stone Topless on Set of the Day

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I had an interesting conversation with a pretty well established photographer this past weekend at a club, where we were talking about how every girl thinks she’s a model and how models who are actually models aren’t getting the work anymore because they aren’t the marketing “influencers” they need to be…

We were saying how the right girl for the job isn’t hired, as everyone knows, but the person who can get more people to see the picture is hired, and it’s too bad because you get really average looking girls in the campaigns…instead of the right girl for the campaigns…

So in doing this we don’t have iconic people, we just have people like the Jenners who aren’t necessarily disgusting, but who are only memorable because they are shoved down our throats all fucking day everyday…

And what ends up happening is that models, who would normally only be seen in these high produced, big budget shoots, are now forced to selfie, and because they are models and not creative directors and make-up artists, their images are more “real” or “honest’ and thus disgusting…

While these instagram whores know how to trick people to take hot pics…

So what we have is a group of average girls who know how to pose to look hot – getting famous or jobs….and a group of amazingly hot models who don’t know how to pose for a selfie because they need a director looking like shit – who don’t get famous for jobs…

So these paparazzi pics of a model, who prior to trying to sue me for posting her honeymoon images pre divorce pics…I had the right to post, Lara Stone, who was at one point spectacular with great tits…is looking fucking horrible, dumpy, huge…because either she’s been buying food with her divorce money, mainly cake, or because this is just how she always looked, she just takes a good pic…

Whatever the reason, a terrible looking model is still better than a good looking pic of an average girl…even if she’s the worst..

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2016

02

May

Kendall Jenner Grabs her Tits for Obama of the Day

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It was the white house correspondents dinner – where Obama did his 30 minute speech that I watched and laughed at some of the jokes CLICK HERE TO WATCH

One of those jokes was on how Kendall Jenner is useless trash and why she had no real business existing or being there, but the who country is a fucking joke, so I guess it all makes sense…and I guess Kendall wanted to drive that point home, with a classy titty grab pic to say “I am a whore you idiot, raised by whores, and I was at your event as a whore, after a whore no longer needs to whore, thanks to her sister doing the actual sexual whoring, while I can focus on just whoring for attention and jobs brands throw at me because I’m social media relevant”…trash…

Turns out other girls were there:

Kelly Rohrbach – from Baywatch 2016 – What?

SOPHIA BUSH – OVERSTUFFED SAUSAGE

ADRIANA LIMA – LOOKING BETTER THAN EVER

EMMA WATSON WEIRD DRESS

NINA DOBREV ONE OF THE VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE

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2016

02

May

Charlotte McKinney Instagram Tit of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney is still impressive to me. In this “safe space” feminist world who are “down with the patriarchy”…I am amazed that some average looking girl with massive fucking tits, was able to go mainstream and get on TV and in movies, despite being talentless and uninteresting besides from her big fucking tits…

It’s like the Patriarchy is still in charge of things, despite all the fucking whining all these asshole feminists and social justice internet warriors don’t shut up about…but maybe it is just because they don’t know how to actual protest effectively…they just focus on their “trigger warnings”…and other nonsense…allowing some big tits to get through the woodwork…that must make them mad…

But one could argue Charlotte McKinney is a feminist, empowered by her hormonal anomaly and monetizing it…she just knows nothing about that…she just knows how to pull out them tits…

At least this failed Hooter girl, straight from Florida has figured that out..because we like tits…especially when they are all a girl has going for them, it reminds us of a good time, a simpler time, when all women were only as valuable as their tits.

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2016

02

May

Erin Heatherton’s Picking her Ass on the Beach

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Fired from Leonardo DiCaprio’s bed..which led to her being fired from Victoria’s Secret…leading to her not being fired from the all you can eat buffet where she stocked up on food like she was Karolina Kourkova in the fat years…you can google it…I’ve been doing this blog for a long time and these sluts are interchangeable and repetitive…

New life was sucked into her career by the good people at Sports Illustrated, who said “we need big girls of all sizes, let’s use you, you’re a name, you’re known, let’s reinvigorate things”…that was in February…

Well, she’s still bigger, not offensively big, just too big of a belly hanging over her bathing suit for someone like me who likes skinny models…but who people will love, since fat chicks are popular and trendy in this inclusive safe space everyone is friends world we live in…I mean she’s hardly plus sized, even though she’s huge…..

I’m glad she’s smiling and powered through the dark times, but it may just be a sugar high…before the crash…thanks to all the cake.

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2016

02

May

Danielle Knudson Nude for Jared Thomas Kocka of the DAy

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Danielle Knudson posted one of these pictures by instagram turned real photographer JARED THOMAS last week, so I’ll assume they are recent enough to revisit…

Now you probably don’t know who Danielle Knudson and you probably shouldn’t know who she is….because she doesn’t know who you are – and that would make you creepy….but more importantly ,she hasn’t really accomplished much…

I know that as a Canadian, being in the USA working as a model who gets booked for Sports Illustrated, seems like a big deal…making money that isn’t Alberta Oil related…is a big deal..

I will assume that she’s just another one of these girls using Guess and Sports Illustrated to showcase her tits to sell herself off to the highest bidding athlete which in her case is Milos Ranonic – a Canadian tennis player. But that doesn’t mean I know what I am talking about and these pictures are a sign of her stepping up her instagram modeling – to sell more campaigns with her real modeling…because she’s pretty fucking hot and that’d be a good thing to do…
while naked. We like that.

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2016

02

May

Pia Mia Perez for Nylon of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born porn star…who isn’t actually a porn star, she was just whored out by stage parents who sent her to mainland AMERICA instead of making her work the US GUAM airforce base strip club…because she was 14 at the time and GUAM isn’t Thailand…

You could argue that she was exploited by her parents, or maybe they were just trying to help her, but either way she got a huge following on social media from very little acting work, as the industry hates ethnic people…

I guess they figured that acting was a joke, those idiots don’t get paid, so they got her into music…mainly the hip hip scene which is today’s pop music and with pop music comes fake tits…

And now Nylon is featuring them on their new music bullshit…

She’s a social media superstar, has a strong fan base, isn’t happy with the millions she probably makes in Youtube money, and now wants a legit career…and it is working…and this is her PR…

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2016

02

May

Willa Holland Awesome Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is an artist…

An artist who happens to have a famous stepfather and an even more famous God Father who is named Steven Spielberg…

An artist who has been on TV for at least a decade, from the show The O.C…to Arrow or whatever it is she’s on…

But in her downtime, she takes photos, like everyone obsessed with Instagram….an INSTAGRAM YOU CAN FOLLOW HERE

And being an instagram, photographer with depth, she likes to take pics of her ass, an ass I like looking at…

I support Willa Holland and her hustle…

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2016

02

May

Miley Cyrus Still Exists of the Day

I just checked out Miley Cyrus on instagram to see if she still exists…

Apparently, she does…

It’s funny how we can be overexposed to some of these idiots, we get them shoved down our throat all fucking day – every fucking day… and then zero..or barely anything…except her getting her planets wrong.

I think it has something to do a PR team pushing her nonsense, or maybe how ADD we are and how much we don’t care about anything or anyone…for more than 10 seconds….

So Miley was everything – now she’s nothing – but a brat sitting on pile money…

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2016

02

May

Hailey Baldwin is a Model of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin did a shoot for someone or something called Damon Baker. I am going to assume it was a “creative” shoot, not an actual brand shoot, because no one really gives a fuck about Kendall Jenner’s friend who isn’t Gigi Hadid, but who wants nothing more in this blessed world she lives in to be Gigi Hadid…you know going to bed every night hating Gigi Hadid for pulling off the scam the Baldwin wanted to…

These celebrity / LA Based / rich kids aren’t a new thing, they are connected, their parents are egotistical narcissists who are even worse than corporate executive rich parents or real estate tycoon rich parents since celebs are the fucking worst egos who never grow up, always on the verge of self destructing and being into themselves, leading to some very weird kids with lots of money, you’d expect to see hustling instagram and the party scene for famous people to fuck, or brands to play model for…

Hailey Baldwin is cute at best, her dad is Stephen Baldwin, I find her uninteresting, but I find everyone uninteresting…even when showing off her young round ass…

If you don’t like this baldwin, there’s a bigger baldwin, less famous baldwin, with more famous baldwin parents…Ireland…who gets naked for photos now..not because she’s a Tranny Bathroom user…but because of her size…and because she was doing the Hailey Baldwin get in the media hustle before Kendall and Gigi went next level famous, not for being worthy…but for having followers…

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