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2016

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am glad that people have collectively moved on from missing Prince, you know mourning deaths last a solid 48 hours, but unfortunately they have moved in two very distinct directions, Beyonce releasing an album we call an ad for her husbands streaming app….and Game of Thrones…both terrible, yet a reminder how stupid people are, how lazy people are, how we should all delete social media and go back to what’s important…grabbing girl’s asses in public…like it used to be…in the good old days…

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2016

22

Apr

stepLINKs of the Day

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Is it me – or do you think the full moon and passover have anything to do with the death of Prince…#illuminati…the Jewish Sacrifice…

Is it me – or are Prince’s fans as pretentious as Prince was…talking about his gender fluidity, and artistry, when he was a commodity and all that bullshit…

Is it me – is it interesting that no one got mad at Prince for exploiting an actual human indignity by calling himself a Slave, writing it on his face, while being worth 300 Million dollars…

Is it me – or will everyone forget this by tonight, when it’s selfie time…

Is it me – or is it weird people get so mad when celebrities die, despite how much content they occupy in the media, not that many deaths actually happen.

Is it me – or should I be focusing on vagina…

Is it me – or is Facebook trying to police me….or are they trying to raise me…

I apologize for being cruel and insensitive…

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2016

22

Apr

Mariah Pasties Carry Her Tits of the Day

Mariah pasties carry her marrying a billionaire tits because she’s a sloppy sugar baby…I don’t care how big her personality is, or how much money she has, or how successful she is, or how famous she is, or many dudes have been in her or want to be in her, or how many dudes have K.Fed her…

She’ll always be a sugar baby…whether it’s the head of Sony or the head of Hollywood..billionaires are her thing..and she can be as sloppy as she wants…tits out…I dig it..

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2016

22

Apr

Margot Robbie is a Big Deal in a Bikini of the Day

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Margot Robbie is not just a big deal. Getting cast in everything like some kind of Australian who tricked America using Australian tactics like getting drunk and Sucking dick, since Australians are a good time…

Margot Robbie is also a big girl….

I’ve been calling her out for being chubby for a while, people hate on me because she’s the hot chick who broke through in Wolf of Wall Street, that everyone got all excited about….now she’s in Suicide Squad and Tarzan which makes sense because dude lived in the jungle and prior to her was fucking wild animals….and whatever else she’s cashing in on…

It makes zero sense to me, acting is a scam…but her rocking this bikini is a bigger scam…or maybe it’s just big…BIG….

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2016

22

Apr

Top 7 Models on Porngatherer of the Day

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Porngather Does the Porn Gathering for You…

We live in a world of too much bullshit. Too much noise. Too many social media accounts. Too many people to follow. Too many stupid mindless videos to watch. Too many live broadcasts of people we don’t care about…it’s enough to create fucking panic…

One thing we never have too much of is porn, because we are perverts and we like watching girls naked and slutty exhibitionists…it’s something ingrained into our core…

The problem is that as porn got more popular and mainstream, and the internet got more popular and mainstream…all these random companies started putting out more and more content, and girls started coming out of the woodwork calling themselves pornstars because they banged once on camera for 500 dollars…and the whole thing got and busy, confusing, and uninspiring as everything else online…it was almost impossible to navigate, to dig, to find good quality smut…

But like everything, we can now outsource our porn searching…by using sites like PORNGATHERER , who goes out and finds the good stuff…so you didn’t have to….

I don’t watch porn, I don’t like the way it objectifies women, but if I did, I would use a service like this, but then again I am a busy man – sitting around doing nothing all day – in need of personal assistants to do everything, from finding me the porn like PORNGATHER …now I just need to go find someone to jerk me off so I don’t have to…

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2016

22

Apr

Demi Lovato Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some lesbian who dates some gay dude who fucked every girl…and she’s also chubby, but the annoying kind of chubby, who pretends she’s some eating disorder survivor, who has said fuck you to the industry now that she’s rich and has the established fan base to do that…allowing her to post pics of her not wearing make-up, like that’s empowering to girls….and now wearing bikinis…while eating whatever she wants..

I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl…

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2016

22

Apr

Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day

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Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy…

It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active..

That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that…

It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions…

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2016

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Cameltoe of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard looking thanks to a big forehead gold digging sugar baby Sports Illustrated model which actually means nothing but it gives her a pretty good hustle…in getting rich guys to pay for her shit…rich guys that we can assume bang her out for their money…because why not get what you pay for when you’re sugar daddying…otherwise why would her vagina be so open to feed off her demin…right…

I know, that’s probably not how vaginas work, but I’ve only met a cameltoe I didn’t like, they have all been amazing, except the one that was on the mom of 6 white trash lunch monitor in jeans too tight…we called it frontal wedgie and it terrfied our early 80s minds…trying to eat a sandwich looking at when you’re 11 years old and unable to understand how hot a pussy eating pants, even when you’re a mom with a banged out pussy, can be…

But now…I appreciate them…even on girls like Nina Agdal, who other than her great ass, is pretty fucking garbage….I’ve seen her drunk in person walking around like the queen of the strip club and I just hate that attitude knowing she’s not that hot…interesting…talented…or deserving of what she has..which isn’t much, she doesn’t get paid to model, she does it for her escorting….

She’s boring – but camel toe saves the day !

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2016

22

Apr

Masturbating Girl on the Train Gazes into a Stranger’s Eye of the Day

This video is doing the rounds, I don’t know the source, where it came from, I just know that it’s apparently a drunk, yet normal looking college aged girl who has probably seen so much porn her pussy is always in a state of arousal, deciding the train is the place to get off…as she gazes into the eyes of the guy sitting next to her…

Now this would be very easy to fake….

But more importantly, if it wasn’t fake, why didn’t dude get in on that action, it’s not everyday that life delivers these kinds of gifts, normally the public masturbating girls looking for romance are fat, toothless, mental disorder cases on really weird street drugs…where as this looks better than most of your girlfriends..what a respectful non-rapist dude…he probably knew he was being filmed and being “that guy who fingered the girl fingering on the train”…is only a titled I’d like…

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2016

22

Apr

Emilia Clarke Left Boob Cleavage of the Day

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Emilia Clarke brought out her left tit cleavage to celebrate some event that would get her in the media because she’s the hot one in Game of Thrones, a show that is premiering on Sunday and that people everywhere have been waiting for…and that don’t stop talking about it…

I don’t watch the show, so Emilia Clarke is some average at best looking chubby girl…I will not be watching the show because dragons and midgets and all that other fantasy shit doesn’t work for me, but clearly it works for Game of Thrones, their cast, and everyone making all kinds of money from you idiot fans..

All this to say…left tit…

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