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2016

20

Apr

Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is not Elsa Hosk…but she is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…

She’s working the media, she’s a 22 year old Russian goodess with some fake tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…and it’s all way better than being a cam girl…or hooker…doing the sugar baby thing with a resume that supports or rationalizes this behavior..

Here she is in LUI magazine, pics that have been out for a while, but are new to me, because all this shit is boring..

There’s no difference between this shoot and every single played out instagram shoot, sure the girl has more credibility…because she has a job or brand co-sign, but all these idiots have fake agencies, it’s just all been done and bores me…but still naked enough…and naked is good…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day

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This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money…

This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us…

So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day

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I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple shoots for a brand are that innovative, especially when the model you’re using is borrowed from Victoria’s Secret, but more importantly, was a nude model for many years before the Victoria’s Secret machine got behind her and pushed her into as much marketing as possible…

I guess the owner of Guess? who creates all these campaigns, you know it is the brand that has made a bunch of women famous, from Anna Nicole Smith to Gigi Hadid, he got her as a child, like he’s DAX SHEPHERD NEIGHBOR…

I guess he’s looking for new things to do that are creepy…you know to get himself off…the older you get, the more desensitized you get…like NIPPLES…what a pervert! Nipples!!! Pervert…or feminists…

In case you’re wondering – Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Victoria’s Secret Model

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret.

I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe..

It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout…

So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection.

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2016

20

Apr

Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day

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Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie…

Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are…

I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic…

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2016

20

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian and the Other Whore Kardashian Whoring of the Day

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The only girl in the family of whoring butt pics and themselves for a lot of money – from sex tape to big brand deals and products because the world is dumb…who fucks and gets knocked up by white dudes, while the others gone black…deep…just because black dick is the only dick that can navigate their fat asses…is trying to get in on the ass promotion because their ass doctor that lives in the shed out back of their house..doing “brazilian butt lifts everyday”…it’s a full time affair…because I guess she’s trying to get some attention…I’m not into it, but maybe you are….

Or maybe you’re more into the taller, daughter of a tranny, genetically the daughter of a tranny, who is probably a tranny to help her get PR for her fake modeling career…taking a selfie in a bikini because this is the kind of bitch who masturbates watching herself, so in love with herself, because the people around her tell her how great she is, while her parents don’t even notice her…she’s a lie…

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Or Maybe you’re more into Kylie, the fat one, also neglected by her parents because they were too far gone, the transition was already happening before she got her period, forcing her to navigate whoring out deals her mom sells for her on her own, the one who they used to maximize the HIP HOP market, a market that is POP MUSIC that white people love and quote all fucking day, to the point where it’s annoying, not just because rappers fuck with social media stars with a famous family for press, but because they do collabs with music like Bieber…in this no scene, no integrity, giant ad that is the world….even this picture is a GOLDEN ARCHES post that was paid for by McDonalds…are you fucking kidding me…bitch is product placing McDonalds on her instagram in a world where we should be banning McDonalds due to toxic fucking food that makes people obese with their temptation….unreal..she doesn’t even have to say it’s a fucking ad…it’s just a logo you know…being clever knowing instagram blocks the hashtag ad…either way, do you think TUPAC would have done a song with New Kids on the Block…ask yourself that world…why do we live in an era where he wouldn’t have just done a song with New Kids on the Block, he’d also go to lame clubs with them and fuck groupies with a big social presence in hotel sweets surrounded by bars of Xanax and Coke…fucking up the whole culture and dynamic of the way things are supposed to be…groupies need to be whores who work at diners…and stripclubs…not pawns or puppets used to peddle product to a nation of retarded brainwashed kids…

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If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t, here’s her fat monster sister and her plastic surgery showing you, the people, the fans, the idiots who allow them to exist, that angles and FACETUNE on social media are FUCKING everything..and even a pig can frame herself in a way that both shows off an ass implant, because the family relies on butt shots, and a stomach laying down, using gravity to make people want to give her cavity searches…people who aren’t me, because I figure if you’re ever in a room with a Kardashian, it’s your responsibility to humanity to murder them, and not in a rape then murder way…but an actual murder you will go to jail for..but it’d be worth it…and remember – AIM FOR KIM….

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2016

20

Apr

Topless Dude Kicked Out of Store for Free the Nipples and Other Videos of the Day

Professor Has Sex with Student in Meeting Room

Teacher Jumps in to Stop a Fight – Probably Gets Sued for Sexual Harassment

Sliding Down a Sky Scraper

Kids Beat Teacher

Sleeping Motorcycle Driver

Dad VR

The Mad Naked guy is Hilarious

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2016

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bernie Sanders is a Loser, Hilary Clinton is a Chubby Old Lesbian and Trump is all kinds of laughs….

Speaking of laughs, here’s a joke I wrote:

My bathroom “bill” is the guy I pay to install the hidden cameras under the toilet seats of mall bathrooms everywhere – smile ladies….

Or this, which isn’t a joke, it’s what I wrote girls yesterday…..

“If you had to choose between having my baby or being murdered in the worst way – what would you choose” has not been a successful tinder opening line

Even more laughs….it’s 420, a day for tweens to smoke weed at 4:20 and every asshole on your social media to announce it is 420 and how LIT they are with some dumb jokes or some shit…get ready for it…

I am done here…Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls in Flannel
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Schwarzenegger – COME WITH ME AND LIFE – of the Day
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Dax Shepherd was Molested by a Neighbor – THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!
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Kate Hudson BIKINI life
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The Queen’s Birthday is Tomorrow – I Guess No One Told her Birthdays are for the Living
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Chrissy Teigen is So Gross
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Dog Causes multiple motorbike accdent…but how’s the dog?!
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Magic Instruments is Hilarious…
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Bill Nye Bets the Weatherman that the World is Warming
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420 GAllery
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Scott Eastwood Banging Nina Dobrev
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Stephen Colbert’s Waffle House Song
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Kelly Rippa Needs a New Co-Host and You Need To Stop Jerking off to Kelly Rippa
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2016

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars..

I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and she was forced to admit that yes she was trying to up sell me ..

I made it more awkward for her by asking if it was the same level of necesisity as anal bleaching is to a girl who doesn’t work in porn…even though I’d argue bleached asshole will probably take a girl not in porn further than some homeless 50 year fat old mexican blogger in Canada – who doesn’t leave his house will get with white shiny rotten teeth…

Here’s a quote of the day for you – “Sometimes your security blanket is the best thing to reach for when trying to stay warm….but the half dead hooker is”….I don’t know what that means but I think Plato or maybe it was Jesus Christ said it…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Asians of Instagram
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Taylor Swift is a Cunt
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Daredevil Backflips Over Speeding Racecar
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Chrissy Teigen is a Cunt with a Shredded Cunt
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Rebeca Romijn Hard Nipples of the Day
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Shredding in Idaho…
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Audrina PAtridge is Pregnant in a Bikini
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Patrick Stewart is a Fucking Babe
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Holding a Mic Like giving a Handjob
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Pregnant Megan Fox Botty in Leggings
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Courtney Stodden Twerking
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Never Fuck with Grandma
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Bull Dozer’s Battle on the Streets
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Courtney Sixx Nipples
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant Bikini
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini….
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Tiger in the Cage
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Destroyed by the Zipline
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River Monsters Crew…save a Fisherman
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Chris Hemsworth’s Daughter Wants a Penis
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Slut YOu’ve Never HEad of at an Event
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring…
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Karlie Kl;oss
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Kim Kardashian In a Bodysuit
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Madison Beer Bra Tits
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Alexandra Daddario On Set…
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Dude Antagonaises Shark..
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Stephen Hawkin’s Starshot Explained
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The Idiots that are Today’s Students
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WOokie Porn of the Day
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Hot Selfies..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits in a Pick-Up Truck
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Naked Man Attack
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Half Naked Jump…
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Nude Painter
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Blonde Girl Toys the Pussy
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Hot Naked Tits…
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Greek Whore..
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Crazy Ass Twerking
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Ricky Martin Erotica of the Day
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2016

19

Apr

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini with her Whore Sister of the Day

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Bella Thorne is bringing back the 40 year old tits that she’s built a social following off of..because she pretends to be 18…a tactic she learned being a stage mom trying to get her daughters the career she ended up getting for herself – because they decided to be hipsters..hipsters who she took to Coachella as they ride her coattails as lecherous children do….loving the fame Bella has that could have been there, comparing tits with her for the social following that has led to an acting career…an acting career that is pretty irrelevant but still more amazing than most girls whoring out in instagram including but not limited to her daughter who is packaged as her sister – because it contributes to their lie storyline…

Bring out the tits like a slut, people love tits, do it jokingly, people will find you charming not slutty, like a quirky little redhead out to take it all…because it’s an easy time to take the fuck over because the internet is filled with retards that are easy to manipulate….especially when they can’t tell you smell like Salami…

Whores.

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