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2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day

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People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people….

But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna…

Here’s the videos

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Man in Thailand Eats Out Girl During Songkran Fest and Other Videos of the Day

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16 Day Old Baboon Rejected by Mother is So Cute

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Dude Cuts Down Tree – Finds Something Terrible

Clerk in San Jose California – Shot by These People –

Idiot Bikers

Mean Ladder Prank

Mall Roof Collapse During Rain

Cooking Gas Cylinder Blast in India

Weird Dust Devil in China….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m glad 420 is over so we can go back to drinking…all these 15 year old kids and potheads love talking about their weed. I am far more interested in meth addiction. At least that’s real…Meth not Marijuana…

Sidenote, When I get unsolicited emails from people..

I like to write;

MOM ? Is that you? Why did you leave to buy cigarettes and never come home back when I was 5.

I miss you. I am so glad we’re reunited..

I don’t care that dad said you were a street hooker…I didn’t believe him…

Would it be weird if we fucked? Send me spread asshole pics.

LOVE,

Your Son Jesus…

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bed
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I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing – Really Fucking Amazing
CLICK HERE

Dead Chyna
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Khloe Kardashian and her Bodysuit
CLICK HERE

Apparently – This is a Model….and her Baby Weight
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Gwen Stefani is Officially Divorced
CLICK HERE

Popping a Single Popcorn Kernel with a Hair Straightener
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Fake Outlet Prank at the Airport
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Katherine Heigl Old Lady Neck
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Security Camera that Captures a Crazy Amount of Crazy
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Lohan Converting to Islam
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Ultra High Definition Earth
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Arya Stark Giving Away Game of Thrones Stuff
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2016

21

Apr

Chyna Memorial of the Day

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Chyna is dead. I lack empathy.

I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened…

I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape…

If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick…

I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened…

And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this..

I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape.

RIP motherfucker.

GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE

Here is her last video before death..

Posted in:Chyna

2016

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke from the crow d being being hypnotized by the ass…I am glad I survived…I wonder how many people ended up following her…and if anyone got run over trying to keep up with her…I need a young round college ass to help get traffic to this goddamn site…

I am working on it with Phoebe Price….who is currently taking over my snapchat…

While I recruit…Here are some stepLINKS….

PS Jennifer Aniston was named People’s Most Beautiful Person 2016 – despite being a rotting, washed up, granny corpse…which is a nice reminder that the media is a fucking lie…

LINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Girl on the Kiss Cam Kissing a Pizza
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Towie Megan McKenna in the Bikini
CLICK HERE

On Set at Baywatch
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Lindsay Lohan is Converting to Islam
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Teacher Banging Student
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini..
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing with Kids..
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Threes Company Movie is Happening..
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Bella Thorne Puffy Nipples
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Snowboarder Being Chased by a Bear….
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Hasselhoff Paid off Ex Wife 21k a Month for 10 Years
CLICK HERE

Chloe Goodman is Amazing in a Bikini – She’s Some UK Whore
CLICK HERE

Social Star Pia Mia Perez is a WHore…
CLICK HERE

Dude Antagonizes a Shark
CLICK HERE

How to Drift in Any Car
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Rose Byrne in a Tight See Through Dress
CLICK HERE

This Public PIss Video is the Highlight of the Day
CLICK HERE

Lindsay Pelas and her Huge TIts
CLICK HERE

Katharine McPhee Promo Tour
CLICK HERE

How to Make a Speaker Using CD
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Ohio Marching Band Cartoon Half Time Show
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Bai Ling Big Cleavage
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Idiot Totals His Car Impressing Chicks…
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Some Chick Named Camila Banus – Legs – But Her Name is ANUS with a B…
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Allison WIlliams in Lace
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Kelly Rohrbach Pussy Definition
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A Famewhore’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Dumbest Guitar Ever…
CLICK HERE

Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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Rihanna’s Nipple
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Little Kid Blames Batman for Drawing on Wall
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Wild Hair
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Charlotte McKinney Short Short…
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Phoebe Price is Everything…
CLICK HERE

Captain America’s Biggest Flaw…
CLICK HERE

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Sarah Turner in Red…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Angry Naked Man
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Big Webcam Tits
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Big Tits By the Window
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Big Tits – Big Tits…
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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk & Stella Maxwell’s Ass and Others Vogue Spain by David Bellemere of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is apparently in Vogue showing her nice round ass, an ass that she has taken from weird hipster model, to Miley’s lesbian lover who got fingered by Miley for the paparazzi, and the most interesting in this shoot, is Elsa Hosk…

More interesting than Stella Maxwell’s Ass is Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Clothed by Victoria’s Secret and their Stamp of Approval and they are putting all their models into as many things as possible – because to promote the models or feature the models is to promote them and to maintain brand image – they are giving the bodies they strip down to sell panties to other people to get them actually naked so she’s in this too…in the Third Elsa Hosk post of the day…never ending Elsa Hosk….

TURNS OUT IT IS A VICTORIA’S VICTORIA SECRET CAMPAIGN

Also featuring – Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Tayler Hill, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Sara Sampaio, & Romee Strijd

Here are the pics…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day

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This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from.

I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots..

It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos…

So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Rihanna’s Nipples Again of the Day

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Rihanna’s nipples are in a new video and more importantly, Rihanna’s nipples are at the point of boring…

There was a time when I’d think, DAMN RIHANNA NIPPLES, but even then I wasn’t that excited about it, I was desensitized by all the whore’s I had been exposed to, but Rihanna was new and famous tits, but it’s every fucking week, tits and tits and tits….and I kind of raise my eye,look, but not for too long…just the same feeling as when your wife wants to bang, you don’t really want it, but you do it, because you’re not a faggot….right..

Posted in:Rihanna