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2023

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I think one of the highlights of this time of year is the flash rain storms, likely caused by geo engineering, you know the same bastards trying to block out the sun, in an attempt to push the climate change agenda, since they have a lot of money to be made….

Like how dog food vendors did an attack on the dog owners by making us think that feeding dogs human food was worse for them than feeding them made in China, low grade, garbage filler shit filled chemical food, and we all went along with it….since they have a lot of money to be made…

But yeah, flash rainstorms vs girls in WHITE, who run into air conditioned stores for shelter, is some of the best times a pervert can have for free in this inflationary time of everything being overpriced…

Luckily, thanks to modern slutdom and whoredom, you don’t even need a rainstorm to see tits and pussy lip, just today I saw at least two epic tits in a wifebeater walking out of AC stores, NIPPLES reaching out for a high five, or friendly European inspired kiss on either cheek….

Here are some stepLINKS…FOR THE TITS.

Cam Girl of the Day
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Skirt Wearing Babe on a Quad
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Sofya the Wimbeldon Star Quits Tennis for Only Fans
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Kendall Jenner’s Wild Topless Dress
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The Idol’s Final Trailer
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Bar Refaeli is Nude and Covered
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Kristin Cavallari Backyard Bikini
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Electric Car Catches Fire
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Playboy Model’s Bikini Campaign
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Lies Taughter in History
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Erika Jane and her Old Boyfriend
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Man Wins Gold Bar Challenge
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Camila Giorgi is Lingerie Model Tennis Star
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Raccoons Caught in the Pool
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Doja Cat in a See Through Dress
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Rita Ora Covers Vogue
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Megan Rapinoe Topless on Set
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Alisha Lehman in a Bikini in Miami
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Helena Christensen Swimsuit Pics
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Massive of a Condor
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Runaway Tires
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The Viral Miami Heat Cheerleader
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Black Bear Sees Hunters in Tree
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Faith Schroder’s Skimpy Crop Top
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Madison Beer Teases New Music
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Looking at the World Through a Microscope
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Bar Refaeli Nude Snaps
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Hummingbird Pool Party
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Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage for Karaoke
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Teen Drives a Car at 100 MPH and Crashes in a Truck
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Maitland Ward’s Animal Print Bikini
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Dua Lipa’s Barbie Fantasy
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Sulphur Collectors from Active Volcanoes
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The Best of Red Bull Soapbox Racing
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Debbie St Pierre Blue Thong Bikini
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Alexis Ren’s Skin Secrets!
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Genie Bouchard Reps the NY Islanders
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Cool 3D Animation Size Comparison
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Bhad Bhabie’s Bikini
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Finnish Fitness Influencer in a Bikini
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Trace Lysette is Topless in Monica
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Deva Cassel Behind the Scenes
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How Animal Sounds Are Made for the Movies
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One in a Million Moments in Sport
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Viral College Gymnast does Moonwalk
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Olivia Ponton’s Bikini Selfie
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Irina Shayk’s Hot Posing
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Willow Shields Got Booty
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Timelapse of a Rainstorm
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Fan Blade Hologram
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Lucinda Crouch for University of Wisconsin XC Team
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Lottie Moss Bikini Booty
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Hailey Bieber’s Mediterranean Vacation
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Paige Spiranac in Golf Digest
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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Maria Menounos Swimsuits
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Megan Fox and the Handler with her Tits
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Mariah Carey Leaves a Restaurant
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Julia Fox SLutty Outfit in Paris
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Spiderman in a Red Dress
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Hailee Steinfeld Showing some leg
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Camia Cabello in Tight Pants
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Demi Moore and her Masked Libtard Daughter
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So Much Going on in Cannes
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Sabrina Carpenter is Hot in Concert
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Rita Ora in a Sports Bra
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Kaia Gerber’s LEgs
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Amanda Seyfried’s Legs
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Emeraude Toubia in Galore
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Gal Gadot in L’Officiel
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Stella Maxwell in Bikini
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Irina Shayk on a Yacht like a Yacht Girl
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Toy Times
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Sexy Redhead with the Tits
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Cucumber Cunt
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Hot Titty Tuesday
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In Car Lesbian Pussy Eaters
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Big Titty Rub Down is the Best Job Ever
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Messy Cosplay Weirdness
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Creamy Dildo Girl
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Hot Juicy Titty Pulled Out
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4 Reasons to Say WTF Was That
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Leg Tattoo of the Day
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Reddit Amateur
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Unacceptable Devices
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15 Shit Days
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Upskirt Dildo Fucker
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Bitches on ALl Fours
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Hot Reddit Amateur with the Chest Tat
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Counter Topper
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Liz McDonald’s Throwback Nude Shoot
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Shower Sex
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Toy in Pussy
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Numi’s Big Tits Out for a Walk
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Hot Amateur Fuck
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Naked Babe Diddles
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Dildo Side By Side
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Lesbian Lickers
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Barber Shot Bangs
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Kat Dennings – AI Nudes
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Hot Amateur Rides the Dick
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Motorcycle Fuck
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Robyn Banks Nude Pictures
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Her First Porno
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Sofa Riding
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Ameena Green Warms Up
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Real Cowboy Shit
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Tatttoo Dick Suck
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2023

31

May

Irina Shayk is she a Spy or Hooker or Both or Neither of the Day

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Here’s a question I am putting out to the universe, since the universe are DrunkenStepfather.com subscribers, obviously, that’s why I’m so rich and famous and writing this from my super yacht I bought from Robert Maxwell…..

Is Irina Shayk a Russian Spy, since she is Russian and apparently from a town where they train the agent provocateurs to use their hotness to seduce men of power and to capture dirt on them to use against them in a blackmail setting…..which is arguably also being a whore, but a different kind of whore since it’s for the benefit of Mother Russia….MYSTERIOUS if true…..

Or is Irina Shayk a hooker, just a high end hooker who only deals with A-Listers and who has a team of powerful people divert her hooking by making it more about being a model, which by definition is also hooking, since they are paid by the hour to be hot, but it’s not seen in the same light as actual hooking……but you get what I am saying….

Basically many international sugar babies and hookers and escorts who come to America on a work visa are doing it through escort agencies that pretend to be model agencies and are doing it as models not whores….SO….it’s not like it would be that scandalous if she was a straight up whore….

BUT there’s some stories going around in the media about her that involve her being buds with Epstein, because apparently someone got his calendars and you’d have to wonder what she’d be doing with him, if not providing salacious information on important people….because the alternative reason would be too dark for the bright light that is Irina Shayk….

Regardless of the rumors, people are just hating on near perfection and even as she ages like a loaf of bread, the way women age, I’m going to say you’re all just a bunch of haters mad that she’s so good….

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2023

31

May

Sabrina Carpenter Sexy in Brazil of the Day

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There’s a story going around about the “WHORE GENE” which is basically based on the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite that they’ve done studies on.

Basically, the parasite can control the host in efforts to spread the parasite, so in some cases that means the parasite will get the host to kill itself, so that the host is eaten by a bigger animal they can infect and so on…and so on….

So part of these parasite conspiracy is that feces, which is how the parasite also finds new hosts becomes normalized or sexualized, they want us eating shit…..which is why I think the whole ASSHOLE EATING and ANAL SEX has become top priority and not something to do when the vagina is broken or period-ing….

Another part of the conspiracy is that women who are bigger whores have toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasites in their brains, their face structures and behaviors alter to be more appealing, so that dudes get lured in and eat their assholes….which explains all the whores on the internet, if you’re not satisfied in thinking girls will just do anything for likes and follows and their hive mind will follow the lead of anyone getting likes and follows and pervert dudes, which is all dudes are out to like and follow slut content, we’re basic….

So I don’t know if Sabrina Carpenter is out there in BRAZIL catching parasites, that are making her produce whorish content….there are probably more parasites in that Brazilian climate, hence all the tranny porn that country has produced…

I do know that she’s trying to fuck her bikini bottoms, pussy forward, greeting the world with pride and weirdness…..

She still creeps me out, her dark, goth, weird, seemingly victim of abuse puppet in the industry, but I like this behavior better, see, the toxoplasmosis gondii mind control parasite content WORKS FOR ME….

MORE SLUTS, BETTER LIFE! WIN!

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2023

31

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fat chicks are an assault on our society, they are an assault on future generations, and the more they push that fat is normal, or worse, that fat is hot, and that fat is acceptable behavior as the women struggle to breathe every breath after standing for a few minutes….the worse off we are….

Fat is not healthy, it is not hot, it is not normal, it’s disgraceful, it’s ugly, it’s unhealthy, it’s premature death, it’s bad for the climate, the healthcare industry, for everything except snack foods and streaming apps….

So FIGHT the urge to sit and eat they want you to sit and eat, and WORKOUT motherfuckers, stay fit, it’s our only hope…..

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2023

31

May

Jenna Dewan Attention Seeking Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Jenna Dewan is the Channing Tatum back-up dancer who fucked her way onto the right a-list, probably homosexual, definitely gay for pay from his stripper roots which he turned into a money making magic mike movie franchise empire that she may get 50 percent of the royalties on, thanks to him being straight for the public appeal, knowing that Magic Mike would be far less appealing to the women into that sort of male stripper shit, who go nuts over that shit, if he was a poofter with AIDS who sucks dick in the back room for money….

So use the prop like the prop she is, and I guess that she continues to be because last I heard, she was out pregnant with another man at 40 years old, yet here she is producing weird porn on the internet with her broad shoulders, narrow hips and bathing suit bottoms pulled up to her neck.

IT’s a weird selfie, but she’s a weird celebrity, so I guess that makes sense….

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2023

31

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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I think Liz Hurley is dead and her team types into the AI “Generate a Liz Hurley Bikini Selfie” in efforts to keep her alive, because the 60 year old just can’t look this good unless everything about this shit is altered, modified, artificial and strategic…..

That or she did 10,000 bikini pics a decade ago and they still have material to post to her social media….

It just doesn’t make sense, unless rich ladies who don’t work that hard, who eat well, do fitness, stay hydrated and who get strategic botox are better than the garbage, stress filled, old looking bitches her age that I see.

Endorsing Hurley as if she’s EDERLY INCLUSIVE in this era of woke is really a loop hope, and is not really inclusive to the actual women her age who don’t still look fuckable…because there are 20 year olds who look way more shit than this and that confuses me!

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2023

31

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I made friends with some girl in short shorts in the park and for some reason, a reason I call the stars aligning, or miracles existing, we ended up talking about cameltoes. It was pretty much because a group of girls walked by with raging cameltoes and I made a comment about their pussies being hungry, because that’s normal friendly talk with new friends, and the girl told me she has never had a cameltoe in her life because she has a NVV….

I asked her what an NVV was and she said a NON VISIBLE VAGINA, to which I said NVP sounds better, you know You’re NVP is the MVP….and when she proceeded to explain the NVV, she said that her vagina is positioned further back, like she’s got a tilted pelvis or some shit, so that she can’t biologically get a cameltoe, yet she can get fucked from both the front and the back, she just doesn’t go through life with her pussy forward eating pants.

I told her she was bullshit, in hopes of seeing the cunt and I thought, that’s a disability I’d like to kiss better….unlike lobster hands and really most birth defects and retardations that make me sick to the stomach….

She didn’t show me the cunt, but she did start pulling her shorts up into her crotch and she did not have a visible vagina….BARBIE DOLL shit….which was fucking weird to watch and as it turns out far less hot than FVV, or FULLY VISIBLE PUSSY, like these girls right here, because I don’t like using my imagination, my mind is lazy….do the work for me…

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2023

31

May

Haley Lu Richardson Bikini of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson is some child star who is now 28. She got her start in a show called SHAKE IT UP by Disney, so you know she knows how to perform….based on all the experience she’s had….and training….and by perfrom I mean fuck.

She was also in som other shit like UNPREGNANT, which I guess is about child sacrifice, she was in White Lotus, where she played the intern PORTIA who was fucking gross to look at….

To make her weirder, she’s been CROTCHETing since she was 8 and has an online store where she sells her CROTCHET work, whether they are vagina hats I don’t know, but I appreciate a woman who keeps in line with women’s sports like knitting, crafting, doing dishes, cooking, you know what they are bred to do but that none do thanks to the destruction of the traditional female…..THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN…

Now we all KNOW who Haley Lu Richardson is….Thanks WIKI PEDIA for the propaganda….

The good news is that I only know her from her White Lotus role, which was a bitch I didn’t want to see in bikini, a rare occurance since I look at anyone in bikinis, and this is shot from the right angle, or maybe she’s done fitness, making her bikini pic far less offensive and almost hot….if only she could go through life at this angle….right…I guess she can via social media..

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2023

31

May

Faith Schroder Bikini of the Day

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The other day, I came across some instagram story by Rickey Schroder trying to push the conspiracy that Hollywood is run by Satanists who have weird sex parties, where they kill people then fuck in the blood and I thought, well that’s a fucking weird thing to be posting on the internet, especially since he implicated himself in the conspiracy by saying that he owned the video tape of the killing and blood filled sex, which he passed around to his friends due to shock, rather than taking it to the cops…

Well, he’s not doing any of the conservatives out there any favors, since you libtard tranny freaks can’t get enough of content that discredits the other side, and unfortunately that kind of shit discredits the other side, even if they do have Eyes Wide Shut style parties to use as blackmail material against the people they need to control, you can’t open with that….

Luckily, his daughter’s instagram content is a little more friendly for jerking off, unless jerking off to has been actors talking about snuff films is porn to you, in which case you can check out her dad’s account, while I figure out the shape of pussy her dad’s sperm helped make. Fun.

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2023

31

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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WAKE AND BAKE!!

For the longest time I used to hate weed smoke, I thought it was dumb, the people involved lame, the whole ceremonial aspect or the whole celebration of weed retarded, from people with weed plant patches sewed on their jackets, to white trash with the same leaf tattooed on them…I was a hater….even though I still loved reggae music.

Then I got bored, opened up to the idea of weed, you can only be a drunk for so long before eventually getting into the smoke and I was like, this is a giant whatever, but it’s relaxing enough, so it must be cancer fighting, medicine from GOD.

Then I realized that if the satanic perverts who run the world are pushing to legalize this shit, it’s either to poison people through the legal store bought shit, or because they know something I don’t know about it lowering my testosterone, making me passive like the birth control ridden tap water, and probably fat from my laying on my back eating chips all night as a stream mindless shows probably green lit because they also push the agendas being pushed….

So I figured, the only thing good about weed, is not smoking it, so that you can have your wits about you, but that could just stem from WEED paranoia, I don’t know….

But I do know a lot of girls are doing weed content, using weed as a prop, so there’s clearly a market for this shit…..

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