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2023

31

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

Milfs aren’t so much what’s for dinner, but the fantasy is that they are a “what’s for dinner” because they do mom shit like make dinner.

I don’t know if the MILFS of this generation are as good in the kitchen, with their housewife, homemaker predisposition, which I always assumed was just engrained in a woman at birth, part of the survival of the species, but I figure that whole “be my mommy” for the mommy issue bros out there is probably the foundation of the MILF fetish, I guess along with pissing off the asshole at school while in high school by fucking his mom, or maybe you just realize that the torn birthing hole they call their vagina and the baby weight, along with the baggage of having a baby, since not everyone sees the perks in stepfathering, means you’ll have a better shot in landing the pussy cuz it hates itself for all the wrong reasons, since birthing a kid is likely the most interesting thing a woman can do…

Point of the story, MILFS!

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2023

31

Jul

Alyssa Milano Swimsuit Cleavage of the Day

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Alyssa Milano like most annoying women who don’t like to think that their existence is based on the fact that they have a cunt and/or that dudes were jerking off to them since they first got on television, because that’s just the way dudes are, allowing them to have a pretty fruitful career despite being talentless hacks, riding that dick sucking stardom as hard as she could….but that wasn’t enough, that didn’t satisfy her, she needed meaning, purpose, an opinion and influence…

SO instead of just being the b-list or c-list actress with the hairy arms and the decent sized tits, she had to become a twitter troll fighting the twitter trolls, basically being an influential whiner, inspiring other miserable white ladies with their whacked out perspective on the world, from their suburban mom consumer lives….

She’s been consistently annoying on every possible “talking point” or “political position”…all from the perspective of a rich retard who go rich from having tits and not from anything actually impressive, besides the hairy arms, which were freakishly impressive, but probably not in the way a bitch would want to be seen as impressive…

The interesting thing about this feminist archangel fighting the feminist agenda, orange men grabbing pussies, misogyny, fighting for equality and the MeToo movement all while being a vapid hypocrite….calling herself an ally while acting like a superior to the people she is an ally too…like a hero who can save them by giving them a voice…she’s Alyssa Milano….she’s more than just tits in their 50s, she’s got a purpose…while resorting to showing her tits in their 50s….

Cure this pig like a prosciutto…you know, Italian things…..

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2023

31

Jul

Haley Lu Richardson Bikini of the Day

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Haley Lu Richardson is the ugly chick who played Stifler’s mom’s assistant in the most recent Italian White Lotus, where she had multiple men showing some interest in her sexually, which I didn’t believe or buy into because I did watch White Lotus, I’m a Survivor fan, not a Survivor, but a fan of the show Survivor and weirdo Mike White and some of the other cast are from the Survivor fam, so you know you gotta show up and sit through an overhyped show….

It turned out that the only reason Haley Lu Richardson was a love interest was because she was being manipulated in part of a murder plot, so I figure a rent-boy fucking an unattractive chick is better than being fucked up the ass for money, you know straight for pay is always better than gay for pay….meaning, she wasn’t seen as a hot chick at all….so Hollywood may lie to us about some ugly chicks being hot chicks, but NOT this one…

She’s in a bikini on a beach, maybe somewhere fancy since she’s a celebrity, and the whole thing is hardly eventful, but BIKINIS RULE….I’ll make that into a shirt….it’ll be my “Skate or Die”…..BIKINIS RULE….my HAPPY FACE…..Bikinis RULE…

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2023

31

Jul

Joey King Birthday Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Joey King and her dad, or Joey King and her daddy….but with all the human trafficking, satanic agenda, Hollywood is evil, Hollywood destroys young girls, I wouldn’t be surprised the someone of Joey King’s stature within the Hollywood industry would be someone who is a “yes man” to the worst kind of people, and in being a yes man as a young teen starlet, you’re not quite the same as a “yes man” in middle management just trying to not stir the pot to maintain your high salary for minimal work from home, appeasing the people above you so they keep you around, you’re more a “yes man” in a taking it up the ass by these old dudes because their wives don’t give them sex and because they can make your dreams come true.

I’ll just assume it’s her actual dad, who she’s cuddling up to in a bikini, which is less creepy that it would be if it was a random dude in her kitchen, but it can also be creepy in that incest is a real thing…..

I’m just disappointed in the busty actress with the not so hot face bundling up like she’s going for a ski on a brisk day, whilst bending over to blow out the candles…it’s like ThAT WAS THE SHOT WE WANTED girl….RUINED by decency, modesty, a lack of willingness to show me the damn bent over titty…they say it’s her birthday, but that behavior is fucking tragic.

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2023

31

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As someone who doesn’t take doctors seriously, mainly because I think they are full retards that have these massive egos because they went to school for so long, despite new doctors being released on the world with every college semester ending, like 1000s or 10s of thousands of them flooding the medical field near you…all thinking they are so important, with their god complexes, pretending to save lives for their own sociopathic storyline, when really they’re just sexually aroused by the whole cutting motherfuckers open, or getting guaranteed 1,000,000 dollar a year salaries for the rest of their lives, for typically very little unimpressive work…

If COVID taught me anything, it’s that doctors are idiots who don’t even know what’s good or bad for the body, doctor google is smarter, and listening to your shitty body is smartest..,..

It also taught me something I already knew, that nurses are sluts in there to break the homes of doctors up so that they can get in on that 1,000,000 dollar a year salary, like the medical hooker they are….all while pretending to be serious and professional….at least until COVID when it wasn’t public nurse nudes for attention, since they were healthcare heroes, trying to maximize on this TIP CULTURE of “fuck you, pay me, even though I already get paid, but not by you, so man up”…

I am not against slutty nurses, since they validate all I’ve ever thought of nurses….now if only they pulled their pussies out to change my diapers….then we’ll be in a good place..

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2023

31

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is milking this geriatric Sports Illustrated Swimsuit opportunity harder than she milks old billionaire dudes on their death bed, in efforts to fake a pregnancy with the motherfucker, while really being pregnant with another billioniare, just to mitigate the risk, try to double down, knowing that so long as the non bio dad think he’s the bio dad, the kid will get paid out when he dies…and then when he dies, just do a paternity test with the other billionaire who is the bio dad and now dude’s gotta pay up..,..it requires a level of sophisticated opportunistic woman who think she’s really hot and deserving to master than kind of psychopathic play…

SO yeah, Padma, the Food Network host with the big tits, wants you thinking about her milking milkers that are now more evaporated and dried up milk, but still big, while she’s out here milking the SI stamp of approval to target the next billionaire with the whole “I’m an SI Model”….so that she can milk him as hard as she’s previously milked rich old dudes..

Point of the story, lots of milk for someone who thinks cows are sacred…

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2023

31

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Let the sexualization of a lactating tit, ready to feed our souls through the nipple of life, the globular dripping breast our refuge, or home, or comfort, or friend….inspired by the creator and the matriarchal energy of bringing new life into the world, something far more impressive than your shitty day job…

Sexualize that nipple, dripping natures nectar….sexualize that nipple like a mother who masturbates every time she feeds her child, because she’s a predator and because the nipple orgasm is real….

Sexualize that nipple, because that’s milk filled tit is why we like tits so much, wired in our code, without the milk, it’d just be another fat guy’s tit….

So we start the week of internet perversion no one cares about with the REBIRTH…of FUNCTIONAL tit….doing FUNCTIONAL things…the way nature intended, so that the rest of the week, we can focus on the fact that tits are hot and that they should be sexualized…

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2023

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a guy in a T-shirt that read “ask me about my pronouns” who I assumed was being comedic or ironic and making a joke….I thought he was wearing it for his default “fuck pronouns” response…you know, like “ask me about my big dick” or some other silly show stopping shirt to start conversations…to make a political statement…to mock the current bullshit trends…you know, hero shit…

As it turns out, he was wearing the shirt because he wanted to talk about his actual pronouns and the importance of pronouns based on the standard libtard arguments about gender being a social construct we don’t need to subscribe to….REBEL….a progressive woke, inclusive, low testosterone rebel….

So if you see a motherfucker in an “Ask me about my pronouns shirt”…do not ask about the pronouns because you’ll be in a position where you’ll likely get arrested for a hate crime for kicking a THEY in the balls to remind him he’s a him….

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2023

28

Jul

Lili Reinhart Cleavage of the Day

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Average at best, how was she cast as your childhood fantasy blonde Betty, Lili Reinhart, no longer on a very hyped dumb as fuck show, is currently making the moves needed to be made to keep herself relevant, reminding people that the badly cast Betty is here and she means it, because along with being fat, she’s got fat tits, and she’s not stupid enough to not use those as a currency, because they are a currency, probably the currency used to get herself cast as Fat Betty in the first place….LOOK AT HER TITS….HIRED….you annoying fucking theatre kid….

Also in the frame, a man’s hand ready to fist the big girl, because that’s how big girls get off…public in car fisting so that the people who walk up on them know they aren’t those big girls who don’t fuck….GILBERT GRAPE.

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2023

28

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I know the girls I see on the street are trying to make the On/Off obsolete, because just yesterday I saw at least 5 different girls in such revealing outfits, that I felt like we pretty much had sex and one fo them was in a pair of fucking pants, tight pants up her ass and cunt, but still PANTS…

So you go outside and you get the ON, that’s BARELY ON, practically OFF, so the whole “i wonder what she looks like naked is pretty different than 30 years ago when bitches were in ill-fitting clothing and padded bras…

Thad doesn’t mean I am not hopeful that the On/Off will live forever, because ultimately, when in any clothing, I’d rather see no clothing, even if the clothing is helpful in making me want to see no clothing….SIMPLE….

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