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2016

Apr

Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

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I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work.

They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser…

I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit…

At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life…

Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus.

The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me.

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2016

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense…

But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits…

Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird.

I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times.

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2016

Apr

Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this…

Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO…

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2016

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

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Big titty, pregnant, Leonardo DiCaprio fucking when she was at her peak as an A-List Victoria’s Secret model imported from Israel, before going back to live the good life as an ex celebrity fucking model, Bar Refaeli is married and pregnant…and in being pregnant and married in the tropical and safe for the Jews Tel Aviv, she’s in a bathing suit…with her big Jewish tits, that are even bigger now that she’s hormonal…

I’m glad she’s self conscious enough to cover up that fucking baby belly, no one wants to see that…except people who you shouldn’t be showing because they just want to see it for impure sexual fetish reasons…

Nothing worst than pregnant girls overly proud of being pregnant wearing skimpy bikinis…because from far, when covered up, we can focus on the what matters, the milk filled tits….

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2016

Apr

Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day

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Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled…

She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos…

But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot…

She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing.

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2016

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I am not into Hailee Steinfeld.

She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle…

I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate.

She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9.

I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with….

I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me.

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2016

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage with her Parents of the Day

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If this family portrait of a broken family, with a pile of serious fame whoring, trashy rich person issues, from drug addiction to everything else Christians would find the devils work…

Maybe you’d rather see everyone’s favorite father and angry weirdo Mike Lohan in some weird spa treatment…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Apr 13, 2016 at 6:34pm PDT

But seeing Lohan, not just because of her great tits, back with her drug dealers, creators, pimps…at a concert for publicity, seeing as the whore mom wants any attention she can get from her golden child…warms my heart…it brings me hope…that Lohan is recovered, has forgiven the family for robbing her of a life, and is ready to come back from where she’s been hiding, only to self destruct again, because it’s fun to watch…it feels like home….this is so right…

She’s hot…even if she’s ageing terribly like a porn star..she’s a goddess to me.

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2016

Apr

Bella Hadid by David Roemer for EXIT Magazine of the Day

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Every time I see Bella Hadid, I think to myself, what a great job her plastic surgeon did, but more importantly her how great of a return on investment she got for her lip injections, nose job, tits, fillers and botox to rebuild her and starvation…coupled with a more famous, better looking sister she can leverage and be the “racier”…”darker” and not just in what she has sex with (The Weeknd’s big ghetto dick vs Gigi’s One Direction)….

I don’t think she’ that compelling, interesting…I think any rich kid with self loving parents could recreate what she’s done, just as long as they have a better looking sister…

It’s so easy to manipulate the media and the media will work with anyone with some buzz or social media following because everyone is fucking lazy and take what they are fed…why hunt and gather when there’s a Mcdonald’s down the street…and Bella Hadid her tits, her thirst for a career, not for money because she has lots of that, but EGO…isn’t quite McDonalds of modeling, Kendall Jenner is, but she’s the garbage left out back of the McDonalds that the hungry Homeless people, in this case magazines and brands ravage for some shitty tasting barely nutritious food to hold them off for a few hours because it’s free and available…

If you know what I mean, which you don’t cuz you just see tits…

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2016

Apr

Debby Ryan DUI of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this….

But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public…

What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them.

Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up….

She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY…

She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around…

“Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.”

She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER…

She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER…

When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt…

Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore.