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2016

31

Mar

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits Busting Out of a Bikini of the Day

Just yesterday I was trying to jerk off to a set of huge sloppy natural tits spilling out of a bra – like it was the good old days when I could get an erection….

I was just craving a set of tits, in an era where I’ve been exposed to small tits, and I was willing to accept that they come with a chubby girl attached…

I just stared and stared and it spoke to my fucking soul, making me think that maybe my mom never breast fed me, why was I all of a sudden into the DDs when I’ve been into ass and pussy for so long, and fully accepting of tits of all small to average size…

I guess we just need variety, or maybe…as Jessica Simpson proves in these big tit bikini pics…it’s awesome.

These pics…are everything….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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Ellen Von Unwerth is the biggest and best in hipster, instagram vibe, before instagram, using models who get nude or partially nude….I am into her pictures…

But I am more into this model Meredith Mickelson, who I know nothing about, who I am convinced is everything…

The kind of girl I used to dream about since childhood in a recurring dream, that must have been designed to let me know when I finally came across my soul mate….who I must devote my life to finding…

Or maybe…I just think she’s hot as fuck…either or…

Posted in:Meredith Mickelson|SFW|Zoi

2016

31

Mar

Marie-Ange Casta Nipples for LUI of the Day

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Marie-Ange Casta is the 25 year old sister of one of the original internet model tits I jerked off to – Laetitia Casta…the now 37 year old tits…

I didn’t know there were more CASTAs, in fact I forgot about Laetitia, because that was late 90s internet porn back in the thumbnail gallery post days of lists of any girl who has been naked in magazines or movies…which basically paved the way for celebrity and model fetishes that this site is built on…that grey area, softcore porn…

Either way, where are the rest of these pics dammit..

: Marie-Ange Casta for Lui Magazine France (April 2016)by Leila Smara (1)

Posted in:Marie-Ange Casta

2016

31

Mar

On Baywatch Set of they Day

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Here are some recent pics from the set of Baywatch, to document the hard work and genius of the people who are destroying the iconic, high quality original Baywatch…which I guess was as shitty as this looks, only recreating shit, just because it had viewers and pop culture relevance, thinking it’ll fill seats in theatres that are now suffering because they tell shit stories, and because humans are lazy and don’t like leaving the house, especially with all those shooters and terrorists but more importantly, the inability to fucking in public, when you can just invite girls to your couch and eliminate all that confusion all while saving money.

Either way, it’s terribly casted, a horrible idea and I hope it fails as hard as it should, but probably won’t…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

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Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright…

I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it…

Via MARFA JOURNAL

Posted in:Lily Donaldson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Troll of the day – comment “is this before or after the abortion” on any girl’s facebook profile pic – it’s a big hit!

Be warned…there was a time you couldn’t say certain things to a girl, but now you can’t say the word “girl”…

Here are some morning links:

Girls in Bikinis
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Walmart Clerk Does Scooby Doo
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Disabled Plus Sized Model is my Porn
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Abigail Ratchford – Huge Tits
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Charlize Theron Dirty Panties
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Hydraulic Press Fruit Salad
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Kourtney Kardashian Face
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Some Slut named Marion Cotillard
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Hot girls in Bed
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

31

Mar

Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Footage of a Nursing School Blowjob in China

Man Hosing Out the Inside of His Van – Sketchy

Woman Shoots ATM – Vaccuums it Up

Moped Crash

Cop VS Handcuffed Man

Redneck Heated Pool

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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If push comes to shove, I can make a soiled adult diaper sexual…but I can’t make the hot girl at the grocery store let me move in with her after trying to seduce her in the banana section with every banana joke I could come up with on the spot…I can get kicked out of the grocery store…pretty easily.

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Charlize Theron in Panties
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Selena Gomez is Fucking a New Guy
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Rihanna Topless in Some Video
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Creepy Don’t Phone and Drive in New Zealond Ad
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Charlize Theron Nipple!
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Britney Spears Midriff Tummy
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Jessica ALba in Tight Jeans
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The Jenner’s See Their Instagram Business Crumbling…
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Today in Ariana Grande Porn…
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Some Chick Named Courtney Robertson in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly Hard Nipples
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Girls from 100 years Ago
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Batman Lamborghini Uber Prank
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Fat Chick Says “Normal Sizes” are Bullshit because She’s Fat
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Empire Star in a Bikini
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Tennis Lesbians in Bikinis…
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Michael Stipe Sings David Bowie…
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Chris Brown Mocks Suicidal Girls
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Abigail Ratchford Eating Watermelon
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Some Low Level Singer Tried to Kill Herself…
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Gorilla Doesn’t Like Zoo Visitor
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Claire Danes Doesn’t Know what BRB means
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Emma Watson is the Face of Lancome – She Looks Freshly Cummed On…
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ALlison Williams Sheer Outfit
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Molten Copper Poured into a Coconut
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Harry Styles Wants to be an Actor – Hollywood Won’t Let Him
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Mom Spotting her Lame Son
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Man Shows Off the Quality of a New Apartment Building
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Kate Compton – Instagram Hooker
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Colbert Sings “I Saw the Light”
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Fans Paid 2000 Dollars to Meet Bieber’s Cardboard Cutout
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22 Pics You Have Dirty Mind…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Real Big Tits
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Skinny Girl in a Bikini
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Big Tits at the beach
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Just a Girl on the Car Hood
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Big Titty Blonde
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Olivia Wilde’s Merkin
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Ask a Pornstar – Do You Orgasm During Work
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

30

Mar

Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day

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These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs…

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed.

The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home…

These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money.

The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth…

I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch…

Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about..

Some people need to disappear – these are two of them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day

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Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners…

Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl..

But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum…

I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this…

I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself….