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2016

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is your selfie really that important in the grand scheme of things when you factor in that you are each one of 8 billion people currently alive for less than 100 years on a planet that is 4.5 billion years. We are hurling through space and you’re standing in front of a mirror duck faced in your underwear. I can assure you that nothing you accomplish in your life will matter, despite what your ego thinks, unless you are in science or technology and cure cancer. But keep those selfies coming. Build that social following. Try to get internet famous. Think what you are doing has a point and will be a legacy. But it doesn’t have a point and you are just an asshole.

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Panda Taking a Selfie in China
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Stephen Colbert and Hank Williams Sing
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Big Titty Journalist gets “ASSAULTED” By Trump Camp
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New Playboy Takes Shitty fucking Pics of Low Level Models
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Scarf Porn
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Disturbed Covers “The Sound of Silence”
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Elton John Hit with a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit…
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The Dude Crushing Wheel of Fortune
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Girls on Bikes
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2016

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here is some insight from one of my fans, I wish he sent me his mailing address so I could send him a pair of stepGIRLS PANTIES covered in my cum and the random slut I fucked pussy juices…you know to prove my masculinity…

For the record…I don’t hate women, I love women, I just make fun of girls who objectify themselves to get ahead and pretend they are empowered feminists…

I give girls a conduit to be seen, to explore their sexuality, to express themselves, in many ways I am a hero who draws attention to them…

I should be celebrated as their hero…now here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes..
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Sean Astin’s Mom Died
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Margaret Cho Rants About White and Rapists
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Some Playboy TV Chick Changing into Harley Quinn
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Baywatch Run of the Day
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Most Powerful Rocket Ever Built
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Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Sucks Her Thumb….
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Big Cleavage
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Coleen Rooney is a Fatty in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde – Takes the Subway
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Miley is a Judge on THE VOICE and Here she is Dressed Normal
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Kendall Jenner – Handicapped Parker
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Bella Hadid Nipples
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Kristen Bell in a Strapless Bra
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University of Michigan Frat By Calling Uber Driver a Minimum Wage Making Faggot
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Wentworth Miller Body Image Issues Due to Cyberbully…
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Cindy Crawford Aging into Caitlin Jenner
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The History of Lens Flare
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They Chose Jesse Eisenberg over Bryan Craston for Lex Luther….what…
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini Top
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Superhead’s Husband Cheated on Him
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Drummer Has an Off Day
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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel – Soccer Mom
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How Vending Machines Detect Fake Coins
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Speeding Wheelchair
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Model Caught Changing Topless of the Day
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Ariel Winter – That’s it…
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini
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Rocky Barnes – Instagram Model in Lingerie
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Peep Gets Injected with Cadbury Cream
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On Set on Baywatch
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Crushing an Alarm Clock with Hydraulic Press
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William Shatner is being Sued by His Alleged Son…
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Dumpster Diving for Food in NYC
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On Set on Baywatch
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Rosie Huntington – Promoting Lingerie
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So Many Fan Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Curvy Girl Stripping Down on Webcam
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Webcam Show…
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Hungarian Angel
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Lucy Pinder – Braless
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Some Babe Getting Naked
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Thigh Highs of the Day
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Little Man Gets Thick Black Booty
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

29

Mar

Chelsea Handler Tans Her Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Chelsea Handler loves showing off her tits…

I guess when you hit a certain age and the only redeeming thing about you, the one thing dudes who fuck you look at, is your tits, you might as well pull them out in a who gives the fuck way, bitch is grandma aged and has limited time to whore herself like she did to have a career in the first place.

I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, she’s just bitchy and annoying and I am glad her career has gone to a place where she needs to pull out her tits to get talked about…

Maybe she feels like she’s made it, peaked, done all she needs to do and the paparazzi and blogs go crazy for tits, and she paid for those tits, so why not…get naked when you need a new way to offend people because your jokes suck.

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2016

29

Mar

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears got slaughtered on social media for possibly photoshopping herself because she knows how to arch her back..and maximize her fit mom booty that she’s always had…because the world doesn’t want to accept that a medicated popstar who’s sole purpose in life is to practice dance moves to make her family money to maintain the goodlife…

But for some reason, they embrace pigs and monsters like the Kardashians…who photoshoot everything…

Britney, is amazing, and these bikini pics make me wish that she wasn’t already K-Feded so that I could spend my life trying to figure out how to move in on this…and I guess who cares about her body, her fitness, her being exploited by her parents, when you can stare at her vagina eating her bathing suit bottoms…right…

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2016

29

Mar

Charlie Riina in her Best Shoot to Date of the Day

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Charlie Riina is a model from Canada and these are her best pictures to date. I first saw her in some ads promoting some bootleg water..made connection with her and have since had a glorious friendship….

She has since gone onto a few things…a lot of in international, but this work for Jonathan Leder, one of my favorite photographers, who has been doing this forever, long before instagram ripped off his style, is probably her most important…

I guess what I am trying to say is that she’s got some of the biggest boobs ever and I’m glad she’s busted them out and made them the celebrities the need to be….

So Jonathan Leder publishes boobs based on his shoots, if you like this GET THE BOOK

Here’s the video:

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2016

29

Mar

Charlize Theron’s Panties for WSJ of the Day

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I wonder what Charlize Theron’s dad would think of his 40 something year old daughter posing in her underwear on the cover of a magazine…if her mom hadn’t killed him back home in South Africa for being abusive…I guess we’ll never know…

The interesting thing in the Charlize Theron story I’ve heard is that she was about the throw in the towel on her Hollywood dreams, after her murdering mom forced her to America to live the dream that wasn’t working out, because she was broke as fuck…only to have been spotted in a bank cast in a movie and now an Academy Award winner who has had sex with Sean Penn and I’m sure many others…

I like that American dream when it ends up with old ladies who still look good because they aren’t American in panties on the cover of a Wall Street Journal magazine…

Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2016

29

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion…

Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that…

In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest…

Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores….

Here’s a video of her smoking blunts…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

29

Mar

Anna Faris in a Bikini of the Day

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Anna Faris is a lot of fun…she’s been married to the very famous Chris Pratt for a long time, she’s pushing 40 years old, but her body is rockin’ and she’s never offended me in her fame whoring, or celebrity. In fact in all her movies, from The House Bunny to The Hot Chick to Just Friends…she’s consistently done what she was supposed to do…

Maybe I haven’t spent enough time paying attention to this B-List at best actor, to really hate her and everything she does. I haven’t even checked her social media to really get aa sense of how horrible she is, but based on her fitness in a bikini…in these pics..she’s good…and I normally hate old girls, they die at 30 for me…

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2016

29

Mar

Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

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I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve….

You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it…

She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place.

I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer…

The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot…

Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

29

Mar

Christina Milian’s an Exhibitionist of the Day

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Love the “Believe” tattoo..I think it’s an inspirational quote worthy of being printed on wall art to hang in the living room of your housing project home, and/or Trailer Park Home…it’s just that classy…

I don’t care about Christina Milian or her attempt to take on social media, because she’s empty and feels like this is easy for her to take on, because you don’t even need to suck dick to make it happen, and suck dick she’s done, she’s even had a kid with famous producers to secure the good life…leaving her all the time in the world to roll around half naked on snapchat for her fans jerking off to her…it makes her feel like she’s still got it, even if she’s insignificant and all I know is that this is leading a great example for the kids…

This is a mom…with a hit song…and a job on TV…

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