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2016

12

Apr

Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day

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My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals…

I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass…

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2016

12

Apr

Sara Sampaio Tits in ELLE UK May 2016 of the Day

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Sara Sampaio Tits…..may not be massive in size, but they are massive in spirit….because she’s short and skinny as fuck, and fights for skinny girl rights in this era of fat everywhere, all tanned skin, from Portugal, which is what I call “Not Quite Spanish” making her the daughter of a fisherman who sailed into America like her relative Christopher Columbus to discover the free world in the form of modeling for their billion dollar mall brand….

Not very exciting, but topless, in the tradition of models everywhere, topless is everything….

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2016

12

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini Top in Peru of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow terrifies me….so seeing her with her skirt unzipped like she’s ready to get fucked by her husband in some sterile, spiritual, heavily produced sex that she’s scheduled into her busy life, because she’s got that vibe of anal without the anal…only for her husband to divorce her because her bullshit is just too much to handle…

I never found Gwyneth Paltrow hot, but she’s fucked a bunch of celebrities in her time, because that’s what growing up in the industry with a famous director father does to a girl…it throws her into this world and gives her a career based on her “talent” alone…at least that’s probably what she tells herself when doing vagina steaming rituals …or whatever nonsense she’s up to and getting press for….nonsense that I assume she’s just using to troll us with, knowing she’s too old to play the hot character in movies, sitting on a pile of money, why not get the attention you can get when you can get it…even if it’s for being some ridiculous west coast bullshit trying to find substance, purpose, health, while probably railing lines of coke…because all these people are full of shit..

The one good thing about her…is….that she’s not fat…even when old and a mom…but warning, she’s still Gwyneth Paltrow.

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2016

12

Apr

Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Cansec. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the woman he married and knocked up was either a hooters girl or cheerleader…or cocktail waitress…or whoever was fucking a pro baseball player, who in the 90s was a huge fucking star, so much of a star that she made sure to get knocked up to ensure the life of luxury….THANKS VAGINA…

You know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body…

Well, since she’s a hot, thin, rich kid, she’s done what is important, as a hot, think rich kid, and that’s became a model or instagram model who can leverage her name for jobs….and I encourage this behavior..since unlike the other rich kids making it as instagram models…this one is actually really fucking hot…

And luckily, as an Instagram model..she’s gone topless….it’s what they need to do to matter…when they have a trust fund coming their way, why not do something fun that gives the attention they crave thanks to being little princesses with daddy issues…and that’s one of the best thing ever.

Sure, these rich people are tedious, obvious, repetitive, but they are everywhere, it’s like everyone of these people has rich parents, and everyone with rich parents craves fame or attention because I guess they have good genes and can spend time and money maintaining hot…

She’s doing such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction and a lot of daddy’s money to make real fucking magic…

I love what’s to come…

Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW

2016

12

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day

Big girl Jessica Simpson….and her massive tits is dressed like every thick girl video vixen with fat tits and a fat ass with a skinny waist trained stomach…this is straight out of the clubs of Miami….or a Kardashian sex tape…perfectly hood up on some Grimace crazy outfit shit.

This is her million dollar weight watchers body, reminding you that even when you’re fat there is still hope, especially with these Texas BBQ fed tits…crop topped

I am into hot mid 30s, but that’s just because she’s Jessica Simpson and has these tits…

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2016

12

Apr

Game of Thrones Premiere Erotica of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I’ve always been creeped out by the Sci/fi fantasy crowd and even as a kid, maybe due to Autism, or maybe due to having a brain, I couldn’t connect with anything that involved Wizards and Dragons and Trolls and whatever else goes on in this show I’ve never seen and never want to see…but that EVERYONE is obsessed with…due to what I can only assume is brain washing…

I just can’t rationally get into a story that is so far fetched, no matter how much they spend per episode, especailly when the cast isn’t even hot…

The only thing I can fuck with that is Sci/Fi Fantasy are those weirdos in every park in America LARPING, but I can only fuck with them because I watch judgingly trying to understand how these people came together, when they should be in their mom’s basement masturbating to Fairies…and remember – OH RIGHT…the internet…that’s what it was invented for before the normals took over….

Emilia Clarke….

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Nathalie Emmanuel…

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Kristen Bell and Husband…

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Maisie Williams….

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Sophie Turner….

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Posted in:Events|SFW

2016

12

Apr

Ana Braga Does My Snapchat of the Day

I have snapchat. I’ve had snapchat since snapchat started. Mainly because finding a solution to a very common sexting problem of “I swear I’ll delete your pussy pic or masturbation video after you send it, just trust me stranger from the internet”….was necessary in my sex life….

In having a snapchat, I get girls to takeover every once in a while, when they are around and willing to do something magical….and last night we had ANA BRAGA….

YES, the ANA BRAGA…

Now I know the general public has no idea who Ana Braga is, but I do, and that’s what matters…her and her friend Phoebe Price make up this really interesting pre-social media personalities who would get in bikinis, or stage publicity stunts and have the paparazzi take pics of them in bikinis and the tabloids feature them…and for an old timer like me, this is a memory or glimpse of the glory days..even though these girls are going no where, they are still doing what they do…and it’s amazing….

So screenshot, or take a pic of my snap code and get it….for more good things to come…hopefully more of ANA BRAGA because I like her better than those new school instagram fame whores…this one is more LEGENDARY….an Icon…who will never go unnoticed!

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HERE SHE IS NAKED PROMOTING THE ONE AND ONLY PHOEBE PRICE’S HATS…

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2016

12

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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There is something magical about Josephine Skriver, and that magical thing is that she was genetically modified in a lab as an embryo by a gay biologist, before being bred into a what one could argue is the hottest models around…thanks to science…Weird Science…funded by Victoria’s Secret to save on the million dollar a year salaries they have…

That’s not to say she won’t die young from some horrible cancers from the procedure of being test tube, it’s just to say she’s not dead now…and while not being dead…she’s half naked and WOWing the crowd in her Panties for the evil made in china mall brand…that has redirected their styling to be “Instagram Filter” vibe..becaue Victoria’s Secret has taken on instagram….or maybe because the world is conditioned to be into instagram…either way…boring…but still hot assed cyborg robot non humans in underwear…

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

12

Apr

Upskirt Filming Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Fight Video of the Day

Thugs Tied Up and Forced to Run Down Street Naked

Old Dude and His Best Friend Dog

Dude Pours Boiling Water on Co-Worker

Brother Convinces Sister of Zombie Apocalypse

Road Rage in China Karma

Cat Gets Stuck in a Lamp…during a Girl’s Hair Tutorial Video…

Man and in a Bra…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”….

Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all shapes.

The problem with her approach of threatening to “piss on your face”…was that I totally wanted her to piss on my face…so I spent the next hour trying to convince her to piss on her face….

Needless to say…she didn’t piss on my face and that this story has no point, no climax, no resolution…other than a reminder that women will always disappoint me…with false promises…like they were my neglectful mom.

So girls, if you are trashy enough to threaten to piss on a guys face in anger, go through with it…even if you know that punishment is more sexual fetish feeding….

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