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2016

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Gets Slutty of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking.

Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid

Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage…

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2016

18

Mar

Nadja Bender in Glass Magazine of the Day

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Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed…

She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that…

But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts…

She’s amazing…

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2016

18

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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The problem I have with social media is how annoying or lame a self involved cunt a bitch needs to be to stand around with her phone doing these ridiculous selfies for her fans, for the sole purpose of showing off her body to get praise or dudes to jerk off to her…it’s impossible to be present or interesting or even doing good for yourself, when you’re sitting by the pool acting like this asshole in a fake photoshoot….you cheesy bitch.

The problem I don’t have with social media is lame self involved cunts in half naked content they shamelessly produce for themselves, for free, for no reason other than to say “check out my mom body”…all while promoting skin cancer…

I’m so torn and based on the facts presented to us…so is Christina Milian

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Big Ashley Benson’s Crotch in Shorts of the Day

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Ashley Benson pussy is hugged by her little shorts…which really shouldn’t be exciting to anyone because she’s sloppy and really if you want to look at her, look at her only really attractive feature, her big tits, that you can look at them from Springbreakers and other paparazzi shoots, since that’s where she peaked…

This wearing shorts, covering the dumpy ass with a sweater shit makes no sense to me, only because everyone knows fat chicks need to be wearing push up bras in low cut shirts and not doing anything that’s going on here…

But she’s really famous to the teens, and teens are all fat and look 40 these days, so I guess this is just her mirror the audience to relate to the audience, as these puppets do…just ask OLIVIA MUNN…the fake geek who played the part to get in geek hearts and is now starring in blockbuster comic book movies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Ass on the Baywatch Set of the Day

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Baywatch is still being filmed in Miami…you know the land of Los Angeles County lifeguard because the ocean is warmer, the beach is nicer, and there is no risk of any of these soft acting idiots, whether it’s the tits from True Detective or the Tits from one issue of Sports Illustrated that Leo DiCaprio made into one of his own, and the only thing that surprises me is that there’s not that much controversial, on set paparazzi pics going on, they should be milking this shit hard – so that people beyond 40 year olds who watched Baywatch care…but then again, if that was the objective, they probably would have only hired VINE STARS for this low grade garbage you know you’re going to watch..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Baywatch|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Karrueche Tran in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s some hood event happening in Miami, so all the “hood” girls like Karrueche Tran, who I don’t even know if she’s hood or not, the only thing I know about her is that she is or was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which I guess is pretty gangster, not because Chris Brown is hard or anything, dude’s a little dancing queen, but he is strong and into beating women, clearly an emotional freak, and dealing with that, may be worth being put on the map…JUST ASK RIHANNA…but still a possible war zone…that she’s survived….

Here she is in Bikini…

Here is her ass in shorts…

TO SEE HER ASS IN SHORTS CLCIK HERE

Posted in:Karrueche Tran|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Rania Benchegra Models Bikinis of the Day

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Rania Benchegra is a bikini model I’ve never heard of, or posted on, which doesn’t mean she isn’t hot, or that she doesn’t exist, it also doesn’t mean that I’m a racist who doesn’t pay attention to models of different skin colors, it just says that every girl is a fucking model thanks to social media, it’s impossible for me to write about any of them or all of them, until the mainstream media picks up on them, because I don’t like contributing to their fame, I’m more into terrorizing them after they reach said fame…and are getting piad…while when they are low level instagram models, I feel more sorry for them than anything, but would never expose them or get in the way of their hustle, because the more girls who are vapid and useless with the sole goal of being paid to get naked or half naked, the better off we are…

The good news in all this is that not every girl wants to be a bikini or instagram model, sure they post their bikini pics, but there are still girls who go to school, become doctors and lawyers and business people, rather than ass spreading for followers to market those businesses, which gives me a bit of hope that women aren’t all vapid sexualized cunts who want you to look at their cunt but won’t ride you with their cunts, unless you’re rich.

Posted in:Rania Benchegra|SFW

2016

18

Mar

Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers….is the kind of girl who’s sewer I would climb through just to chill under her toilet to watch her pussy as she shits on my face….

…Before dying from septic shock / e-coli after ingesting said shit…that we can assume is filled with great model things like the Salmon in the pacific, cocaine and anti-depressants and very little food substance…

She’s that good.

Posted in:Anna Ewers

2016

18

Mar

David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day

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I think this photoshoot by David Sims for Self Service Magazine is more a study in my love of tits, than a study of interesting, compelling, artistic, high concept, artistic, nicely toned or interestingly framed photos…

The models include:

Anoushka, Aida Becheanu, Hannah Bennett, Amy Blakemore, Emily Bostock, Anna Brimma, Kat Grube, Chloe Hayward, Ella Hope. Emily Jones, Josephine Loveless, Alexandra M., Kaia Moore, Lily Nova, Tamara Young

But the only reason I am posting it is because the lead in pic is a model’s tits.

I love how simplistic I am, pretty much a fucking primate, “is there nipple, I don’t care about who’s nipple, or what that nipple is for, so long as there’s nipple”…is my editorial policy…

Pretty pathetic really, but in a world of clickbait and content that doesn’t matter, might as well have a nipple in it, to make it have at least some value.