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2016

11

Mar

Boob Face Swap and Other Videos of the Day

Hot Nude Arrest

The Furry Convention is a Terrifying Way fro Refugees to Enter Country

Taco Bell Employees..Brwal

Idiots Survive being Slammed By Train

Best Dressed girl in Asia

Robber Caught on Fire for Trying to Rob Someone

Billboard Ad Fail

Driver Stops to Beat Passenger

Woman Driver of the Day

Car VS Chinese Restaurant

Puerto Rican Make Open Casket Fucking Weird

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2016

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 26 in Facebook Jail

I guess I am going into my last weekend without facebook. I wonder how I will spend my time with so much peace and quiet and no computer time.

I just can’t even try to think about the stories and updates from uneducated idiots that I’ll miss and that I have missed the last month…

It hurts too much….

The truth is that you fucking robot consumers are all the fucking same, clones, and you terrify me…so I’m enjoying our time apart…plus facebook is the lamest censored social network. Like a reddit for you and your family. Garbage.

There’s only so much time in the day, I say go for the tits.

Titty Bounce!
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Kaley Cuoco – Slutty
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Madonna is a Monster
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Firework Rocket Launcher
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Courtney Stodden Does the Kim K
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Mariah Carey is Doing a Reality Show
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Solar Eclipse from the Air
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Sara Underwood Naked in Bed
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Cab is Mugged in Front of a Cop Car – Kid Gets Caught
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Maria Menounos Engaged on Howard Stern
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Hailey Baldwin Ugly in Paris
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Rolling Stones is Headed to Cuba
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Brainwashed Religious Freaks
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There is a new Danny McBride show and it’s called Vice Principals…
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Dude Gets Sparks to the Face
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2016

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 25.5 in Facebook Jail

I decided I need to re-connect with the college crowd, since they don’t use google, or visit websites anymore…I don’t even think they use facebook, not that that would benefit me at all, seeing as I’m banned there another 4 days, after 25 and half days of hard time, so hard I barely noticed I was banned, other than these posts, which is my performance art built around how stupid Facebook and our obsession is with it…

That said, I want to reconnect with the college crowd, I’m tired of only dealing with you old fucks…

So I am going to crash some Springbreak parties because I’ve convinced American college girls here to get drunk at 18…that I’m 22 and want to show them around…

Yes…it seems more predatoral than it is…because all these under 25 year olds are more sexually experienced and rockin’ weirder STDs than me…and I fuck street hookers.

Here are some stepLINKS….because that is all I know…

A Bunch of Underboob
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Spirt Air Brawl
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Throwback Thursday – Liz Hurley Nudes
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Pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Swim Special
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan on Harry Style – Trying to Bang Her
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Selena GOmez in a See Through
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I love the Gun Enthusiast Killed by Gun Totting Toddler Story
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Tina in a Slutty Dress
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Lyft Driver Finds Sex Tape in Car
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Woman Pepper Sprays a Teen
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K-Fed Paris Jackson – Sh’e Rich and
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Kris Jenner is Cruella De Vil
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Captain America Trailer
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Uber Driver Taken on a Drug Run
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Selena Gomez in a Weird Outfit
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40 Tweets for Married People
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Sara Underwood is Such a Whore
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Karrueche with Cleavage
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Fame Whore in a G-String Bikini
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The Dumbest Radio Prank Ever
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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I love this penguin Story – I do
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Weatherman’s Failed Sex Joke
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Some Fame Whore Named Sandy Carter
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Old School Andrew Dice Jokes…
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Old Lady Dance to Jerk Off To
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Sophia Bush See Through
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Adam Levine Makes Babies
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Fame Whores!
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Ashley Grene in Shape Magazine
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Hunting Chicks
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Her Name is Dina – and She’s Naked
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Her name is Holly – and She’s Naked
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Chick Fight!
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Girl’s Sexy Homemade Clip
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Gun Store Robbery
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Her Name is Peta – and She’s Naked
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Her Name is Bridgette B – and She’s Naked
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And She Masturbates
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Body Painted Chick
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Blonde Learns a Lesson in Recoil
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2016

10

Mar

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Chloe Grace Moretz Edition of the Day

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I make fun of every celebrity, and the good news is that the general public has become so self involved, that they only really care about their social media accounts and the people they follow on those social media accounts, making these actors practically obsolete, barely famous even though you think they’re famous, and most interestingly, not making nearly the money they used to…unless they are Jennifer Lawrence, or on a sitcom they make 60k a movie that their management take 30-40% of….it’s practically minimum wage but so much more glamourous….unless you’re Chloe Grace, in which case, it’s not Glamourous at all, but rather one step away from practically homeless monster in the most hilarious outfit that looks like a 4 year old dressed her, maybe because as a child star, being 4 is the where she left off before parents whored her out to perverts like you – who are into jerking off to pictures like this…and I guess what I’m trying to say is – what the fuck is that neck…the good news is her socially awakward nerd followers love her no matter how Autistic and weird she looks…

-Looking good sweetheart is an old feature I used to do on the site – pointing out ugly chicks….I stopped doing it…when people stopped reading the site…back in 2005.

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2016

10

Mar

Krysten Ritter did Esquire of the Day

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I never knew who Krysten Ritter was, I just know she’s been around for a while, and I never found her interesting, she was like a bootleg Anne Hathaway with nothing interesting to offer, other than maybe being a GOTH, which is so trendy and cool when you’re rich and your idea of GOTH is going to Whole Foods…

I was never excited by her bikini pics, or really anything she did, but then someone, let’s call her 20 year old I stick my dick in, made me watch the show she’s in, I can’t even remember the name, but I remember it’s not Deadpool…and for some reason…I was totally down with her drunken, slutty, railed by huge black guys character, that could be her real personality, acting is a fucking lie…and I was sold…

So if you’re out there trying to get me to like you, get drunk, fuck black dudes, send pics….

This is a preview of her in Esquire…in a basic pic, but lookin’ hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much, one day I’ll post the things I bang…and you’ll see…I’m a hater with no grounds to be a hater other than my right to an opinion..as a very miserable person…

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2016

10

Mar

Jennifer Aniston in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston did this shoot for Harper’s Bazaar that is a little theatrical, seeing as she’s holding a falcon on some very weird concept shit, in what looks like a see through lace top cupping what seems like a great tit, and the other pictures of her standing in water from afar with her reflection because two Jennifer Anistons is better than one according to Jennifer Aniston….you know it’d have to be theatrical to think that at 50 she’s still hot, or a love interest in a movie, she’s managed to fool audiences this long to think her hard nipples were actually something in their 30s….but the jig is up, her and Cameron Diaz can makeway for actually hot chicks who can play themselves in movies and TVs and who cost a fraction of the price…

Sure this grandma is one of the last generations of “actors” who scammed the system and got paid a lot of fucking money without having to work or be engaging…but now…the world knows who people actually want to see – and it’s not Jennifer Aniston – unless of course she’s playing a falconeer…

I still find it funny that Brad Pitt left her and that no one has ever knocked her up because she was too busy staring in bunk quality content….

I like to laugh at failures of people worth hundreds of millions of dollars…for the dumbest fucking reason to be worth hundreds of millions dollars…a reason I call FRIENDS>…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Jojo On Instagram of the Day

JoJo Levesque in Bed

I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic…

Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”…

Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”…..

Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”..

Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…??

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2016

10

Mar

Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I guess it’s family tradition to post pictures of their whore selves for their followers who I will never understand…but who exist and are plentiful and who make these idiots relevant, idols, icons, rich as fuck and allow the to perpetuate their lies…

I’ve seen Kylie Jenner in person and at 18 she so battered by shitty plastic surgery or bad make-up and her body is as modified as her dad’s, bitch has to have the fat sucked out of her stomach, re-inserted in her ass, making for this level of weird looking, that takes big black cock, because she can’t feel anything below her waist, it’s always in a state of numbness so that whenever doctor is in for Kim, she can hop in and get her treatments too.

I don’t see how this does anyone any good, sure you can argue, feminist, that she’s a girl making money like a boss, but I’d argue she’s a puppet objectifying herself, giving other girls negative body image all while selling garbage product to them….because she can.

She’s the devil..the half naked, weirdly shaped devil, but you don’t care about that, you just care about the pussy definition in her bikini bottoms…
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2016

10

Mar

Behati Prinsloo is Pregnant of the Day

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I am not the kind of person who gets emotionally attached to some immigrant underwear model working for some evil corporation that makes cheap, yet overpriced, mall brand underwear…all these girls are hookers and interchangeable…

However, I detest anything that Adam Levine touches, something that I was sometimes able to ignore when looking at Behati half naked, since she had a good body….and because I didn’t actually care what she put in her pussy…but the reminder of that voice I hear on the radio over and over again…made me hope she’d never breed…or never pollute herself with his fetus…even though it’s a good retirement plan, set for life, that motherfucker is rich…rich off all of our misery listening to his whiney LA rich kid, pretty boy, judge on the Voice Voice…

I’d say we can always hope for abortion, not because we want to save her body, or her pussy, she’s rich and her career depends on being fit and bouncing back from this nightmare….not that I care about any of that, there are 1000 other bitches as hot and ready to take her place…

I just think we need to put an end to anything that perpetuates his seed…polluting our world…even if the kid will have a good time while breast feeding..he’s still a fucking Levine, who will end up another rich kid drug addict, it’s the LA way, or maybe it’ll be the next Gigi Hadid…point being…garbage…and the real issue is that I’m posting on it…

All I smell is Adam Levine Afterbirth…and It’s disgusting..

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2016

10

Mar

Lucy Hale’s in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the less interesting Pretty Little Liar, which in case you didn’t know was or is a hugely successful show with the kids, making all the cast memebers, including Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson superstars to the youth, while remaining virtually unknown to the rest of the free world…

She’s in a bikini in Brazil and it’s safe to assume she’s a terrible, coddled, overpaid, entitled, brat…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s in a bikini…all perfectly average in a bikini…that at least one teenage boy and creepy dad will jerk off to, I mean statistically, she’s got millions of people into her, that at least one person jerks off to every single one of her instagram pics, she doesn’t even need to get in a bikini for it….

Highlight of the pic, her friend’s ass crack, but really that still doesn’t make this shit interesting…I’m just posting it because I have nothing else going on…so don’t confuse this for me caring…because I don’t…this is not nearly hot enough for me…I just happen to notice it…because I have to..to pay for my yachts and private jet.

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