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2016

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Does a Bikini Swap of the DAy

Jayde Nicole is a blast from the past, without the blast, and more an irritating rotting stench from the past, like when you find an old container of food from your favorite restaurant that you lost in the back of your car – 7 years ago…

She was a Canadian who made her way into America Entertainment via Playboy, when she was young. You know the brown haired Sara Jean Underwood, in an era anyone around 30 would remember, because it was a time everyday girls didn’t get naked, so when a hot young one rolled through with eagerness, we noticed..

I think she went on to date a Kardashian affiliate – and is now an instagram model, with fake tits and a fake Megan Fox looking face, and a dumpy probably 30 year old body…but I really don’t care what she’s up to, I’m just putting this up because you like semi famous or barely famous girls from a decade ago – in bikinis.

I prefer their sex tapes…..that said, here’s her bikini swap on the beach in staged papsmear pics…withough the papsmear…which is too bad because that’s all I really want to see you know so I can really master the papsmear technique to offer them free in my flooded basement…

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2016

25

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day

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I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered..

Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans…

I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant…

In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to….

But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy.

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2016

25

Feb

Model Changes in Store and Other Videos of the DAy

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Racist WOman on the Train

E-Cig Blows Up in Pocket

Man Shits on the Bus

One Dude – VS 4 Guys

Dude Gets Sucker Punched

High School Brawl

Thug Cries When Someone Asks About His Granny

Man Hacked in Belly…

Mexican Prison Riot!

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2016

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11 in Facebook Jail

Twitchy bitch…

I have had contact from the facebook world I have been locked out of….in the form of a girl I was having unprotected sex with busting out her facebook and showing me the new EMOJI format of reaction to a post…because EMOJI is so now…

Apparently, Facebook is such a part of everyone’s life, they have conversations about the new features, as if it was a great meal, or a great party, or a great vacation.

That’s pretty fucked, but I can handle the dumbed down humanity, especially in the form of unprotected sex.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed..
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Bella Thorne’s Naughty
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This Dudes Hates Instagram Girls
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Khloe Kardashian Shut up the Haters
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Chris Rock in a Space Suit
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Wisdom Teeth Girl of the Day
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IKEA’s Unbreakable Chair Got Broken on Japanese TV
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Mariah Carey is Ridiculout
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Kanye Doesn’t Like it in the bUtt…
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Jet Blue Offered Free Flight Anywhere to Passengers
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Angry Swearing Parrot
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Massive Landslides…
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Naya Rivera’s Tits
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2016

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10.5 in Facebook Jail

I realized that only 1 person out of all my FB friends realized that I am not posting on Facebook…

If that’s not some serious social media clout and/or influence, I don’t know what is…

I’m a fucking influencer, that one person relies on my status updates and I am not there for him…

I’m a fucking influencer…

ONE PERSON STRONG…

This is exactly what is wrong with Facebook, the inadequacy it makes you feel in a world where none of this superficial bullshit matters…seriously…

Here are some stepLINKS…they matter, because they don’t include the opinion of other assholes…

So Many Hot Asses
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Naya Rivera Says Her Baby is the Reason for her Weird Tits
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Melissa Benoist on Set of Supergirl
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Lea Michele’s Boufriend Was a Male Escort!
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Semi Truck Gets Hit By Train
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Kesha Denies Dr Luke Raped Her
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Jessica Alba Business Woman…
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Guy Films Someone Stealing at Walmart – Gets Called a Pussy by Walmart Employee and Banned
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Girls in Flannel
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Janet Jackson Performing First Time Since Superbowl
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Spitzer’s Hooker is a Bad Tennant
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Jasmin Walia – Granny Panties in Public
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Plan Crashes and Lands on the Street in LA
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Charlotte McKInney Huge Tits
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Chloe Goodman See Through
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Rihanna is Vry Insecure About her Performances
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Highlights from the Elle Style Awards – Featuring WHORES!
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Ariel Winter is Not Too Fat to Go to Parties
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Amber Rose – Spandex
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Rihanna’s Toronto Filmed Jerk Chicken Video
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Crane On Fire – Smashes Down On the Street
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Charli XCX and her Tits
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Daisy Lowe Nipple in a Dress
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Instagram SLut of the DAy
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Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
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Dude ALmost Dies During Prank
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Check Out the pIcs of the Bitch at the Bottom of this Post
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Old Mental Asylum
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Maria Sharapova and her Tennis Racket
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Rosie Hungtington’s Tight Dress
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Olivia Munn is a Whore
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Adele is a Team Kesha
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Katherine Heigl Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde in Some Magazine..
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Nina Agdal Boxing
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Girls who Like SPorts
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Chrissy Teigen Fucked a Wallet and it Turned into a Baby Girl
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Busty Lace Lingerie…
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Big Bertha’s Pocket Rocket – Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Girl TOYING her Vag
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Weird Public Masturbation
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A Bunch of Greek Sluts
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Big Juicy Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Young Couple VS Couch
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Pornstar Got Caught Cheating Storyline
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Some Chick Named Dina – Nude
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Split Pants Dick Flash – Weirdness
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Pornstars Teach COuples How to Fuck
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

Feb

Dylan Penn’s Big Tits Kiss a Girl of the Day

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Some dude on reddit – posted this pictures of Dylan Penn, who you may know as the vagina that Sean Penn made with some bitch named Robin Wright, over 18 years ago, so it’s ok to jerk off to her big tits.

This is the story;

…she starts making out with her (girl) friend for about 10 minutes straight. Literally the entire patio stops whatever they were doing and starts watching/ taking pictures/ freaking out in general!

I guess girl on girl making out in a bar for attention can still tap into the pervert primate needs of dudes everywhere getting them frat boy excited as they cheer them on…you see I remember those days…I just assumed people have moved on – with the whole porn being readily available thing…

Being a Penn isn’t so bad…

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2016

24

Feb

Bella THorne of the Day

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Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty…

I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause…
She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out..

In a bikini…

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2016

24

Feb

Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day

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Some people like to think that the hookers that Leo hooks up with are actually not his clients, but he is their client, you know standard hooker / john situation only the girls who are living the model dream, getting that stamp of approval with his A-Lister dick, are actually his clients, since it’s the best fucking publicity a cunt that like rich and famous dudes can get…

The world gets so excited by young pussy he sticks his dick in, even though there are 1000s of women he sticks his dick in, and probably even more dudes…thats just the life of fucking anything you want and trying to keep things exciting…

I wonder if there will one day be a support group for all the hookers he’s banged out, or maybe they’ll just be married / pregnant with other rich dudes…as they do…because rich dudes who aren’t famous love famous guy sloppy seconds, it makes them feel adequate..weird…

Where as these girls who fuck him get Victoria’s Secret contracts…good times..

Posted in:Roxy Horner|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day

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What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day…

Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that….

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2016

24

Feb

Hilary Tuff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is now known are Hilary TUFF…because this bitch can lift bro…

She’s just getting thicker and stronger and probably feeling great – but to a guy who likes his girls to not have dick sized clits from the testosterone…or the idea of a big girl beating me up as I fuck her from her roid rage…I’m not into it. I mean I’d fuck a fat chick over the muscle bound fucking fitness model body building bitch, and I fucking hate fat girls – but like them more than girls who look like dudes…

But Hilary Duff fans are, they’re a weird breed that support all she does…even if what she does makes no sense on the grand scheme of her sex appeal…

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