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2016

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11.5 in Facebook Jail

Don’t Forget My OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT HERE

That’s what I do when I am in Facebook Jail…

I make MEMES no one gives a fuck about…

It’s the Facebook jail version of printing license plates, only with more naked under 25 year olds…

The one thing I miss about facebook is seeing how successful and how good the lives of people I hate from my past are…I wake up in cold sweats wondering who’s on a great vacation and who just got a new sports car…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits that Aren’t in a Bra
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Posh Spice – Quits Heels – a Retrospective
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Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job
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The Spice Girls Live
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Miranda Kerr Jogging in Spandex
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Diplo FUcks LORDE
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out
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120 Years of Portable Calculators
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Lorde Did a Divid Bowie Tribute
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David Bowie’s Son Approves LORDE
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Charli XCX Ass Flash
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E-Cig Explodes in Guy’s Pocket
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out…
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Cruel Intentions Reboot – Coming to NBC – Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar…Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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A Bunch of Instagram Whores
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Lily Donaldson at the Brit Awards
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Surf or DIE!
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Red Light Runner…
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Leigh Anne Pinnock’s Nipple Slip
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Rihanna and Drake HUMP at the BRIT AWards
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Girls at the Brit Awards
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Elton John VS Janet Jackson
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Cop Arrested for Jerking Off on Duty
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Wimpiest Muscleman
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Khloe Kardashian Monster
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Pregnant Taylor Swift Legs
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Instagram Slut….
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Instant and Unexpected Head Injury
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Oasis VS the Music Industry
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Kesha Denies Being Raped
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Rihanna Possible See THrough of the Day
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Neve Campbell Lives
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versin See Through at the BRIT Awards of the Day
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Pam Anderson on her Baywatch Cameo
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Florida Trash Charlotte McKinney Exploiting her TIts
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Too Rich to Care
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Slutty Toronto Maple Leaf Fans
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Naked Man on a Punching Bag
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Jess Impiazzi in a Sports Bra
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Johnny Depp at the WOrld Athiest Conference
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Polish Boob Model
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Shaved VAGINA
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This Girl’s Got a Great Pussy
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Park Sex
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Newark Cop Shoots Unarmed Man
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Some Chick in See Through panties
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Talented LABIA
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Brunette wants Public Sex
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

25

Feb

Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day

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The photographer is David Bellemere, the magazine, is a repurposed porn magazine from france that they’ve decided to turn into a sexy and naked fashion magazine.

To date, they’ve had countless top models and Rita Ora naked….

For some reason, LILY ALDRIDGE, the LA Socialite turned Band Groupie, Turned Tampon Model, Turned Victoria’s Secret model – is not naked in this shit.

Maybe she’s figured out that getting naked is so basic, and leaving something to the imagination is respectable and hot…

Maybe she’s not confident in her naked body, and why put it out there for free, I mean she is a Victoria’s Secret model…right…

Maybe it doesn’t matter. Just another rich kid getting aheard…while you’re stuck on the treadmill hell that is your life…

But why isn’t she naked in a naked magazine…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

25

Feb

Britney Spears Bra and Panty Dance of the Day

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I guess Britney’s handlers are in the mood to release a new video, the time has come to replenish the funds, and what better way than the only way they know how, throw her into her underwear to dance around like the soulless monkey they’ve turned her into…

I was always weirded out by parents who throw their kids into generating revenue for the family, exploit one for the benefit of many but it happens all the time at strip clubs, whore houses and porn, the kids are the answer to the parent’s dream.

I’d almost feel bad for Britney but she obviously doesn’t know what’s going on thanks to the meds and she’s been at this since she was a kid…so why the fuck not keep it going…

But I don’t feel bad for anyone, I just stare at them in their underwear…

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2016

25

Feb

Kelly Rohrbach for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the Sports Illustrated model, who is solidifying her bikini modeling, by being featured in Harper’s Bazaar in bikini pics…

These looks like some instagram outtakes, or maybe some spillover from the SI shoot just run through a filter because bikini pics are all the fucking same…and instagram models can recreate the “art” behind a pro shoot with their fucking iphones…

I guess her team wants you to know she looks good in bikinis, and her team is probably made up or at least run by Leonardo DiCaprio, because for a while she played his girlfriend, something I think is just part of his modeling agency he likely owns, because when they are rumored to fuck him – he looks like they Playboy….instead of a homo…and more importantly…they get booked on bigger gigs like Kelly Rohrbach – who landed the roll of Pam Anderson in the Baywatch movie…which could really be the best entry point into being the hot chick in movies…the breakout performance…and all it took was Leo cock…or the lacy thereof…but the illusion of Leo cock..

She was also working out on the beach – and people are pretty pumped about it…because staged paparazzi pics are everything…

: Exclusive… 51978435 Model Kelly Rohrbach shows off her fit physique while enjoying a workout with a trainer on the beach in Florida on February 24, 2016. Kelly is down south working on the ‘Baywatch’ reboot film. FameFlynet, Inc – Beverly Hills, CA, USA – +1 (310) 505-9876

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2016

25

Feb

Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now…

Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane…

I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment…

So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Saoirse Ronan|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

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Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do…

She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this..

You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known..

I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago…

I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat.

There’s a cheesy video that goes with it…

Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas…

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2016

25

Feb

Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance…

I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness..

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Trying to Look up Elizabeth Olsen’s Skirt of the Day

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Seeing Elizabeth Olsen, who doesn’t really speak to my soul, but she is the hotter Olsen twin, just the less successful one thanks to not being whored out as aggressively as her sisters, but thrown into the scene when she was a little older, so she possibly grew up with a childhood reaping the benefits of being an Olsen, without the pressure that leads to drug addiction…but the again, when you’re the bootleg sister, you often times compensate for being the lesser of the three, with vagina and rebellion…if only I was a child psychologist and not just a pervert appreciating her legs and short skirt as she gets out of the car….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day

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LOOK INTO THE MIRROR….that’s really what ripped, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart really wants you to do ….otherwise she wouldn’t be doing these fitness videos in pretty much no clothing, in front of mirrors that allow us to see her fucking ass…

I mean I don’t really care that her fitness is really what they used to call “thirst trapping”….where girls pretend to be innocently spreading their ass on instagram, to try to give the illusion that spreading their ass wasn’t the intention, but the likes they are getting for spreading their ass is welcomed / the point…

There’s nothing about this video that can help….you get fit, but everything in this video is good for jerking off to…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Rihanna Possible See Through at the BRITS of the Day

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Rihanna is so boring….but for some reason, a reason I call being brain washed by her marketing team, coupled with her willingness to show off her tits, encouraging all the girls who aspire to be Rihanna, because she’s a huge fucking star, to show their tits, leading to tits fucking everywhere, who not very influential music that definitely doesn’t define a generation or break down barriers or push limits, yet it exists and is slutty enough to penetrate a few weak minded idiots to be slutty, makes her good enough….in all her prison tattoo, ghetto half billionaire tits that may be pregnant from a small island glory….I mean…these pics are pretty fucking boring…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF RIHANNA AT THE BRITS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER ANNOYING PERFORMING AT THE BRITS WITH DRAKE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL THE BITCHES AT THE BRIT’S CLICK HERE

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