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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2023

May

Irina Shayk’s Sheer Outfit for Cannes of the Day

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I realize that Irina Shayk’s older, she’s not the Irina Shayk working as a beard for Ronaldo before being released in America like some sort of Russian spy designed to infiltrate the fashion and entertainment industry…..so she’s not necessarily as hot as she was for you old fat perverts who are only into hot young models…

She’s the kind of Russian spy I’d want parked outside my house, randomly walking her dog and striking up conversation, maybe even working the local coffee shop to get close to me, assuming I was important enough for Russia to send the goods my way and to lure me into compromising positions with the goods, because you’d have to be gay if you turned her down for even some gay sexual requests because her being there makes it the opposite of gay….

Anyway, she’s looking pretty good to me, sloppy mom tit and all, walking around in her underwear because it is designer, they probably pay her and she can….sheer dress like a stripper getting ready for a slow song….only in real life amongst luxury….it’s like her body hasn’t been ravaged by childbirth, like she’s made a pretty good comeback and I support her walking the blade….like this….

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2023

May

Salma Hayek’s Luxury Hotel Bath Robe Porn of the Day

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Salma Hayek’s in Cannes because she’s a French billionaire’s wife, no longer a Mexican border jumping Celebrity who stole jobs from the stateside Mexican Americans because of her monster sized tits and the fact that she was already a bratty rich kid in Mexico. She started out winning.

She’s old as shit, but not too old to understand how face filters or photoshop works, ERASE THAT FACE GRANNY or more importantly, how the whole internet social media content works, all you need to do is show a little skin and tease the phone camera, far easier than having to go on set somewhere, you bring the set with you.

Old as shit, weathered old ladies holding onto a dream are better when their tits are out….unfortunately for us, this fetish is bath robe oriented, not tit oriented and that seems like a fucking waste, like not collecting tampon applicators you see in the recycling bins on recycling day to taste test knowing they’ve been in a cunt!

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2023

May

Padma Lakshmi Mukbang in Bed of the Day

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I don’t know why Padma looks like she’s dying, maybe it’s the vaccine, maybe she’s just old as shit, either way, she’s keeping her tits fed for the next dying billionaire, because she is on that Anna Nicole Smith school of business, get the old dying billionaire in with your charm, or your tits, so when he dies, you’re set up….

FEEDING THE TITS is a necessary step…..

Oh and she’s apparently an SI Swim model, clearly a campaign paid for by one of the rich guys she’s recruited with her cooter….

Point of the story, old ladies who sugar baby eating is a fetish, just not my fetish…

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2023

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s midday and if you’re sitting on your computer, you’re probably not realizing that you’re missing 100s of tight pants walking the streets, the grocery stores, the banks, wherever it is you go when you are outside….because tight pants are everywhere…

I saw at least two lesbians holding hands in tight pants…both looked like they worked out and not in a typical lesbian power lifting way, but in a hot chick who was giving up on men and trying to make a point of it by going lesbian to get more attention and opportunities in these LGBTQ times….full ass and pussy exposed through the tight pants and I thought…lesbians can be wonderful when you don’t believe they are actually lesbians, but just perverts testing new ways to cum….like jacking tight pants up their cunts so hard that each step is like a gentle jilling.

TIGHT PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE…but if you’re not outside, alone in your cubicle you call home, you MISS out on the tight pants, luckily, the women of the internet know that TIGHT PANTS are to be shared, to be seen, and limiting them to their network of perverts watching them do YOGA in the park is not maximizing the investment made in said tight pants, so thanks to them, I got your tight pant needs covered…..

HERE.

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2023

May

Adriana Lima Big Cleavage of the Day

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Adriana Lima is probably 500 years old, she wouldn’t retire from Victoria’s Secret like the asshole employee who doesn’t really get that she’s not wanted, but that they can’t get rid of, because he’s devoted his life to the factory, only she was a chubby 40 year old monster titty Brazilian with blue eyes at the time, who likely still sold products….

She was part of the Victoria’s Secret aspirational marketing team, where they used hot chicks that fat chicks would angrily cry about because they felt it gave unrealistic body images, even though it was pretty realistic, so realistic that at the end of her run, Lima was a fucking porker….

She is not part of their current group of freaks, rejects, fatties, old ladies, monsters and Kendall Jenner, in their unrelateable virtue signalling, unable to understand how the brand did better with hot chicks.

She was finally let go, with the other angels, maybe they let go of all the angels, just to allow Lima to move on with her life….

I don’t know, but her big model tits are still out, her old lady face looks creepily unwrinkled and smooth and has me wondering if it’s a filter, filler, botox, or just weird alien shit….but I figure if you stare at the middle aged mom tits, the creepy wrinkle-free face doesn’t really matter….

I’ve included a paparazzi shot for reference…

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2023

May

Karrueche Tran See Through Dress of the Day

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The visible G-String seems to be back in style, not just because this KARREUCHE TRAN who is not TRANS, but may be mad at how popular trans is, at least in the newsfeed, because everyone fucking loves talking trans shit, when less than 1 percent of the population are trans, whether it’s Target with their cross-dressing swimsuits for CHILDREN, or just assholes trying to say that it is abusive to not let your kid take puberty blockers or sterilize themselves…it’s trans this and trans that all the time, just never KARREUCHE TRAN, who probably wishes it was KARREUCHE TRAN this and KARREUCHE TRAN that instead…

It’s like why isn’t TARGET making a collection of KARREUCHE TRAN bathing suits with TUCK pockets for KIDS….

So to get noticed, to remind you who the real TRAN is, she’s decided to slip into a sheer dress and be a whore about it….

Which is really the way you’d want your TRAN to be….

But yeah, the visible G-String seems to be back in style….

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2023

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The swimsuit is just such an important part of American culture, that it could be argued that it is the foundation of American culture, from right of passage summer vacations where you got to see your first bikini, to that whole california dream of being on beaches with girls in bikinis, to moms on Oprah trying to buy the swimsuit that suits their old dumpy asses right, not quite as hot as the college chick at the mall buying bikinis that make her young tight ass more fuckable…..and the whole bikini voyeurism has been taken off the beach, or hiding in the Mall changing room and brought to us on social media, where we can still jerk off to them in public, just on your smartphone instead of actually creeping out the girl in said bikini….

This is a round-up of bathing suits, because people like to capture bathing suit content, maybe they workout for it, maybe they just like the bump in views, but if it’s half naked self produced content you can jerk off to, it’s a win….even if it wasn’t the intention of said content, probably even a bigger win if it wasn’t the intention of the content, even though it probably the intention of the content…

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2023

May

Sarah Button – Big Vagina Influencer of the Day

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There’s a social media influencer going viral for all the right reasons named Sarah Button, who I guess is a tall chick out of Australia, the prison colony filled with trashy crocodile hunters who don’t know how to speak english….and her specific talent or hook, since all social media influencers need a talent or a hook to justify their existence and the money they make on onlyfans, is that she’s got a fat pussy.

Her GUNT or FUPA is not really so much a FUPA but RATHER a fat set of pussy lips that I haven’t dog through the internet to find, but I probably should, because her instagram content is making me want to see how fat the pussy really is….but if she’s a smart marketer, she’ll never SHOW the lips, just imply she’s got fat lips through cameltoes, so that the nerdy losers keep on paying hoping they’ll one day see the lips…..you know keep that hook in, because once the pussy is revealed the sideshow circus act loses appeal.

Oh, she shows her pussy….

Anyway, she is 6 foot 2 and terrifying….but also hilarious…what a fucking weird world…Her

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2023

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I could write you an essay about Tiny Tits, you know an analytics PhD thesis paper on the benefits and sex appeal of Tiny Tits, because I would like to have a PhD in Titties, it would make me respected when I approach random chicks and ask to see their tits, I’m a Doctor in the field….plus everyone respects academics…even though they are obscure, nerdy freaks….

But instead of going through all that nerd shit, I’ll leave you with this…

In conclusion, TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…my kind of virtue signaling, inclusivity, diversity, so long as there are no fat chicks. Go woke go broke.

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2023

May

Christina Milian Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian, Disney Kid, turned DIP IT LOW jerk off material in music video format, turned baby momma to big music producer who got her name on some legit huge songs that I am sure pay her stupid money, including but not limited to Baby by Justin Bieber, so that she can go through life.

She is now with a new baby daddy, that’s how things work when you’re loose in the hips and in her spare time, when she’s not RAISING HER KIDS, she can be a 40 something instagram thot who puts her pussy print in some one piece outfit on the internet.,,

She’s already rich, she’s got nothing to really lose, you can’t cancel someone with a ton of fucking money and clearly what’s important for her ego is to be jerked off to.

She clearly ego wants to be an ONLYFANS chick, or as close to an OnlyFans chicks and as she can and she knows she won’t be losing out on too much mainstream work, since she hardly does any of that, but this is as close as she’ll get to an INSERTION or SQUIRT video for now.

The point is, mom pussy in one piece outfit, spread legged for social media, interesting when not age appropriate at all…

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