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2016

05

Feb

Natalie Dormer Goes to Events of the Day

Natalie Dormer is some Game of Thrones girl people want to fuck, because Game of Thrones is a huge show and Natalie Dormer is the hot girl in it…all thanks to people like fairies and dragons and scifi/fantasy….and mainly thanks to scifi/fantasy dudes liking girls…because they never get to fuck them..as they are too shy to talk to them…until they use their nerd powers to invent something massive, become billionaires, and model pussy throws itself at them….

But then again, there are a lot of nerds with no nerd work ethic, or no nerd intelligence, they just sit in the basement eating junk food, playing videogames, watching movies, talking to other nerds passionately about banal shit that doesn’t matter while chronically masturbating…not showering..and stinking up the god damn bus with their unshowered cum soaked pathetic lives…They also like Natalie Dormer….

Here she is at Zoolander 2…or did they do something clever and call it Zoolander TOO…or something more fashion oriented, a movie that offends me at its core because it reminds me that Hollywood is out of ideas, doesn’t take risks, and run after bullshit repeat business, even if the stars of said repeat business are old, boring and the joke is done…

But at least Natalie Dormer showed cleavage…she’s got a weird face…

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2016

05

Feb

Joanna Krupa is Still Trying of the Day

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Joanna Krupa brought out some of her low level modeling skills to some photoshoot in attempts to pretend she’s not 40 and it’s all over for her…because thanks to decent botox, some solid fake tits, a fit body and a stint on a couple of shitty reality shows that don’t really matter, but that increase her stock price or value….as more than just a Glamour model, but rather some kind of personality…even though Glamour modeling is all she knows….all she’s ever done…in efforts to help her career as a prostitute…

I am not amazed this girl exists, there will always be a place for hot chicks he get naked in cheesy photoshoots…because I’ll always look….I won’t pay..but I’ll look at it for free which is fine because she’s doing it more as a hobby then anything as her payroll comes from fucking.

What a whore

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2016

05

Feb

Naked Drugged Out Dude and Other Videos of the Day

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Pakistan Toplessness…

Granny Talking About Playing With Her Pussy

Bikini Ass VS Lighting Strike Featuring the Boyfriend’s Reaction

Cop Shoots Suspect

Dude Gets Head Stuck Between Car and Wall in McDonald’s Drive Thru

Woman Gets Slammed By a Car in Brooklyn and her Dog Died…Watch Out…

Ladder Takes Out a Woman

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2016

05

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone keeps pretending to be me on Instagram….

Which is one of the more pathetic people to catfish or toll on the internet…I mean I barely have followers…so to pretend to be me is so fucked…

It’d be more entertained by it if they had more than 3 followers…I mean at why can’t my impersonator be cooler than me…don’t answer that…I get it…if anyone is pathetic enough to pretend to be me…they are probably not the best social media marketers…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bikinis in the Snow
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James Franco is Directing the Stripper Saga from Twitter I was Sure Would be a Movie and Was a Staged Story to Promote a Movie Because I Know Everything
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Mirror Selfies of Slutty Everyday Girls…
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Brazilian Model in a Yellow Bikini
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Dylan Penn Changing Her Top
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20 Documentaries for you to Watch
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Woman Crashes Her Own Funeral After Husband Tried to Have Her Killed…
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Close Call of the Day
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Confederate Flag Bikini of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney in GQ
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Some Ass
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Jamming with his Pipe
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George Clooney Covering Up His Homosexuality
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2016

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to tell girls that I am into talking filthy, like absolutely filthy, softly into a girls ear, until she can’t take it and grabs my hand and slides it over her pussy…so that i feel her dripping wet…and I start rubbing..as she rocks her hips against me…continuing to talk filthy as she soaks my fingers….

Then I ask if they want anal…

Fails every time…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Braless Beautifulies
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Kevin Smith’s 16 Year Old Daughter Tried to Kidnap Kevin Smith in a Fake Uber after She Called and Uber…or something as useless..
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Megan Irwin is Hot.
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Reese Witherspoon Legs
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Actor Brain Dead from Stupid Fucking Hanging Scene in his Stupid Fucking Play in a Stupid Fucking Way to Get Famous – Kids These Days
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Korean Girls Watch American Porn
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Julianne Hough’s Abs is a Cunt…
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Nina Agdal Bikini…
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Reese Witherspoon is a Whore an She Jogs Like a Whore…in Activewear…
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Mom Uses Pinterest Accoint to Mock Parents Who Dress Their Kids Cool…
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The Autobiography of Penthouse Pet Sheila Kennedy Claims Axel Rose Raped Her…
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Halle Berry Legs…
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Dancing Girl Causes a Pile-Up
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Lisa Rinna Lips..
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A Guy Was Arrested At Taylor Swift’s House…
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Paris Hilton Lives…
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Weird Panty Flash of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Jojo in a Revealing Tank Top
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Shocking Street Race
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Nip Slip at the SAG Awards
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Olivia Munn Fuck Me Boots
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11 Dumbest Hoaxes People Feel for in 2015
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Catherine Zeta Jones Never Had Surgery
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Street Racing Crash
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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie Promoting some Feminist Shit
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Phoebe Price Huge Busty Tits
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Doughy Kylie Jenner
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Nicola Peltz Bra…
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Some Chick Named Marisa Papen is Hot…
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F1 Car VS Rugby Team
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ALison Brie in a Black Dress
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Woman Drives Through a Building
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Kat Del Toro See Through
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Jesinta Campbell’s Model Tits
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Mid Air Explosion Blasts Hole in Plane…
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Teen Mom in a Bikini
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Lightning Almost Strikes Girl in Sydney
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs
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Dakota Johnson at some Event…
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Some Trick named Kat Torres Topless on the Beach
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Brazilian Model in a Bikini…
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Things that Bounce IN GIF
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Aaron Carter is Fucking Chris Crocker (Leave Britney Alone)
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Girl Burns Heart on Her Ass
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Bad Boyfriend’s Compiliation
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Don’t Forget the WWE Diva Sunny Chick Has a Sex Tape and Takes Loads on her Beat Up Face
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Anal Playing Lesbians Love the Shit Squirts
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Greek Hot Ass
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Chubby Girl Kicks a Skinny Guy’s Ass
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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AVNs BBW Performer of the Year is Digusting
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Hot as Fuck Girl Being Naked
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Pussy Shave in the Shower
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Some Slut in Lingerie…
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Girl Ruins the Cum Shot…
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Bat Shit Crazy Beats Dude
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Amateur Sex Confessions..
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Kim K’s Pussy…
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

04

Feb

Jessica Alba in Cosmo of the Day

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Jessica Alba is useless but she’s hot and she’s famous and she’s rich…and that’s what matters in this world…she’s also a budding entrepreneur who pretty much is the face of a business she’s never done any work on, other than showing up and showing up and now it is worth a billion fucking dollars…and that’s a proper execution of TITS getting hits..and here are those tits in Cosmo…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Showing Off Her Fuck Moves of the Day

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Here is an old as fuck Kate Hudson showing off her moves an flexibility that she spends a lot of time working on – and that she’s a pro with – because she’s got nothing better to do with herself..as days are long when you don’t have an actual job…

These are the moves that make me ask “how good does that bitch have to be in bed to make a dude who can fuck anything want to kill himself when she leaves, especially after knowing how she’s fucked everyone, or how she has a kid, and is just some broken rich kid you should just bang out and move on with your life….”

They also remind me of all the dudes she’s had inside her well rounded ass…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Random Models in Some Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these models are:

Caile Noble, Elie Maalouf, Marie Claire France, Melina Gesto, Michael Hemy, Sebastien Cambos

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I am assuming it’s for the latest issue of some fashion magazine that makes millions of dollars a year being pretentious as fuck about nothing very important…hiring a bunch of staff and interns who are also pretentious as fuck but not very important…only they walk around an think that they are…it’s fashion baby…

I am only posting it for the nipple…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Models for W Magazine of the Day

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This is a W Magazine spread with models..and Gigi Hadid…

The models include:

Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Cameron Russell, Maria Borges, Julia Hafstorm, & Alisa Ahmann and Gigi Hadid….who would be a model if she could and I guess since her mom was a model she pulled some strings and bought her modeling career and she gets more work and makes more money than a model, and already has more money than any model…and that’s what matters…she’s the star of this shoot – yet the least qualified…how’s that make sense…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2016

04

Feb

Jessica Biel’s Mom Tits of the Day

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There is nothing less sexy about a new mom…or a pregnant mom…or really any mom at at level of being a mom because she’s a mom and you know babies have crawled out of that pussy….

This is a reminder of that…

It’s also a reminder that transgendered can fake pregnancies…I’ve seen her broad back…

It’s also a reminder of bitch failing at the whole free the nipple thing..

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW