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2023

22

May

Katy Perry Titty Dress of the Day

I guess it was the American Idol Finale that no one cared about, some fat Hawaiian dude won which I guess was a big deal, since Hawaii isn’t really America, at least probably not according to Native Hawaiians the land was taken from….but I don’t care about that…

The unfortunate highlight of the show that only BOOMERS from trailer parks probably watch was Katy Perry’s outfit choice…..it’s a sheer stripper dress with her tits busting out, her big high wasted hide the c-section scar panties visible….all less dumpy than she’s typically been over the years, probably on the celebrity designer weightloss drug OZEMPIC,

SO despite finding old lady Katy Perry as sad sack of bullshit who scammed her way to the money making top because she’s related to a billionaire family of globalists and she was placed there to push the gay agenda of kissing a girl, pretending it was just viral and not calculated where the desperate for fame Perry went along with it because these people sell their souls to get the credit and money they feel they deserve…

I’ll still look at her big ORLANDO BLOOM tit.

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2023

22

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Worker Mondays are an inspiring post, especially when you’re from Canada, because you know all the unionized medical workers who barely work, but rather sit there collecting their paychecks, doing just about 4 minute of work more than the worst worker, rather than trying to be the best worker, since unions do that to people…it makes them not work….giving them amble time to scroll instagram, to shop online, to do their nails, or to run an OnlYFans because they can use producing content on the job as a fetish, SLUTTY NURSE, even though we already know they are sluts, but now we REALLY know they are sluts, all without affecting their personal time…..it’s like two jobs at the same time and one of those jobs, the one with security that they can’t get fired from is tax funded….

I guess the whole paying taxes thing always offends me because the money goes to wars I don’t approve of, woke shit I don’t approve of, turning kids gay and trans I don’t approve of, social services I don’t approve of, helping homeless people I don’t approve of, giving grants to assholes I don’t approve of, paying bloated infrastructure I don’t approve of, doing construction I don’t approve of, feeding corruption I don’t approve of….

But if it finances a bitch well enough to let her live her dreams as a sex work is real work working, I can get behind that initiative. HOWEVER, if it’s paid for by us, we should get access to it for free. It’s only fair…

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2023

22

May

Kristen Bell Hard Nipple of the Day

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I didn’t find Kristen Bell hot when she was young and vibrant, before that DAX dude from Punk’d desecrated her womb with random children, so I’m not going to be all that excited about the 40 something year old mom who has recently found fitness showing off her pre-menopause body and higher testosterone musculature in a pink one-piece you can see her nipple through…but I’ll still look at it.

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2023

22

May

Stefania Ferrario Slutty Bedroom Poses of the Day

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I don’t have to like the look of a model to appreciate what she’s doing as she games the internet into thinking she’s some empowered, strong, proud fat chick doing nude content for her artistic integrity as an artist….

I can appreciate the intellectualized bullshit posturing in the production of nudes, because maybe it’s not as marketable as “I have fat tits I like showing off” and then there’s the whole stylizing it, adding lingerie and concept to it, like it’s more than just a nude, it’s higher purpose nude….

I can appreciate the conviction and confidence these people have in their art, that they’ll tell people they are artists and people will just buy into it, because being some girl who just posts nudes seems less iconic and memorable…

I can also appreciate that she plays plus sized, because this is about as big as plus sized modeling should get, but compared to USA plus sized, she’s considered skinny….the way it should be…

They used to call this TV fat, where you wouldn’t get someone much bigger than this to play the morbid obese character….

It was a simpler time, but hey, it’s still a simple time since nudes are basically handed out for free…

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2023

22

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I am 100 percent on the TRAD LIFE, TRAD WIFE movement, because traditional wives are fucking hotter, healthier, less angry, more fulfilled and it’s the way we’re supposed to be living….let the woman run the house, breed and train the kids, etc….when husband gets the resources needed to protect the family and let them thrive….

I am 100 percent not into the single mother working household, it’s detrimental for society and breeds criminals….

I am also not into the blue haired, anti-breeding, fake feminist, victim man hating theys who think childbirth is gross but have cats….but I’m glad they aren’t reproducing, until they realize they can reproduce and fill the world with more theys…..but when they are against the whole breeding, sot hey can live their selfish HOOK UP LIFE….I think ‘well that’s how a species goes instinct, castrate yourself, but thank god you’re castrated, you freak…

The point is that breast feeding is natural, natural is great, breeding is the miracle we all needs, milk filled tits are the miracle that keep us alive, so of course when a tit is pulled out to feed a kid we see it for what it is….JERK OFF MATERIAL…

The whole free the tit breast feeders may pretend it’s wholesome family shit, but we know they like being jerked off to.

While these milky tits don’t beat around the bush, they just fucking make the fetish content around their tits, and I like a NO bullshit approach to things….

Celebrate Tradition….JERKING OFF TO MILKY TIT.

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2023

22

May

Christina Ricci Still Goth of the Day

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I don’t know if Christina Ricci is actually a dark, satan loving, GOTH chick for nerds to jerk off to well into her 40s, but I do know that she murdered her big sloppy tits when she was younger and had some sort of eating disorder that wouldn’t make those pesky tits that made her seem fatter than she was, as big tits do, go away…so she had to slaughter those fuckers herself. It was dark times and not in a goth way, just in a sad way.

I do know that Christina Ricci has been on some comeback tour, not only being in that dog shit Yellowjackets show the normies seem to love, but also in Wednesday, revisiting her Addam’s Family roots, and clearly taking a page out of Jenna Ortega’s wardrobe for whatever event it is she was at. All witch like and vampire make-up, to make the Goth loving nerds excited.

Since she was one of the early tormented child stars who got racy in life with tattoos, partying and indy movies, back before that was a thing, she paved the way for the freaks we’ve got today, like the den mother, or I guess coven leader, because she’s obviously into the occult, since she was raised in it…

Or she could be just wearing a black dress, but where’s the fun in that, we’re more into the whole sex party, sacrificing street whores, all part of the hollywood fun to destroy the fabric of the world by normalizing EVIL….

I blame Christina Ricci’s tit slaughter for all that is wrong in the world…

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2023

19

May

Britney Spears or the Britney Spears AI is Having a Good Time of the Day

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We obviously have the technology to create a completely fake, artificial intelligent, augmented reality, bullshit silicon suit, movie magic, green screen LIE of an experience on the internet since that shit is ALL fake and people are so dumb and buy into it….

There’s a reason why a TOP POP STAR with a huge budget has the shittiest quality content that looks 10 years old, shot on the RAZR when Britney was still alive….

I am sure she’s no longer with us, if she is she’s institutionalized, or MAYBE this is what a FREE Britney does and it’s not a body double keeping the brand alive in a weird way that reminds me of Liveleak BEHEADING videos….

RIGHT…

Anyway, she, or it, did a creepy sexy horror movie dance video of the world’s TOP pop star, with a full titty grab involved…..and it’s wonderful and weird…and extremely LOW fucking quality from her basement cell….

She also posted a MAKE OUT video, TONGUE included pic of the person they want you to pretend is Britney with her handler who pretends to be her husband…tits out…

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2023

19

May

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The most relateable post that I do every week is the On/Off…because there’s not a woman I see in public, not a single woman I see in public, fat, old, dried up, disgusting…that I don’t think “I wonder what she’s got under that old lady diaper”…..or if I’m lucky….”I wonder if her body holds up to what those leggings are selling”….

I am a pervert creeper, and this is some self produced creeping so you don’t have to creep and it speaks to my soul….which is why I close out the week with it!

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2023

19

May

Stella Maxwell Topless and Holding Tit of the Day

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Sometimes you have to wonder why someone is famous, what they are working for big UNDERWEAR, what they exist as models, or as celebrities, or as personalities, when there’s really nothing impressive about them.

You know it’s hard to believe anyone is a die hard fan of them, like they don’t really have influence despite millions of people following them, it just doesn’t add up….

Which is when you have to realize that they are either clones, puppets, handled, spies conducting espionage….who knows…,

Stella Maxwell is one of those people, why is she a model, I don’t know, why do people like he, no idea, she’s hot enough, but is that enough, I mean it is in theory, but not really….

Maybe it’s her LESBIANISM to the stars, she’s fucked a lot of them, the gateway pussy to lesbianism, so that famous people can call themselves queer, put a rainbow in their social media bio and speak on the subject….they are flimsy fucking celebrities who change their opinions based on what is popular and what they are told to…

OR MAYBE she has some LESBIAN dirt, the videos, the RECEIPTS on some dyke who doesn’t want it knows, so they ENSURE she is well taken care of in the industry because they don’t want that dirt out…..but that could tie back to the SPY thing, you know, used to seduce powerful dykes, to get extortion material on them…..

It’s all so crazy, but here she is holding tit…it’s alright..

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2023

19

May

Feminist Friday of the Day

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In this world of the tranny takeover, where Mother’s Day has been rebranded Parent’s day, and where mothers are called BIRTHING PEOPLE, or WOMB HOLDERS, all thanks to the WHINERS at the top who manipulate the minds of the mentally ill, and force other people to think the way they are told to think and if they don’t they will be cancelled, their lives destroyed, even if you’re the kind of person who wants to think for your damn self….

There’s an attack on women….

I don’t really care about anything a person does, how they identify, what they wear,or how they live, but I do care when they sexualize children or manipulate the minds of children, turning this weirdness into the latest HAPPY MEAL, because kids are inherently stupid, so manipulating them as predators is easy….

I don’t like being told what I have to accept as normal, or how I need to pander to some bullshit, it’s all pretty offensive….

I just wonder where the feminists are, the real pro women are, when woman of the year is going to PROSTATE OWNERS who dress like women…

When SI SWIM COVERS are PROSTATE owners…

There’s a satanic agenda at play and these BURN YOUR BRA bitches need to get out from behind the fat blue haired THEY and start making some noise, or women will be replaced by pyschos with prostates…

Like the Adidas swim ad, where they celebrated some dude who I doubt is a Women’s pro swimmer or pro anything that requires a swimsuit, but instead is some virtue signalling pandering and perversion, because cross dressing is for weirdo serial killers behind closed doors…not a tactic to sell swimsuits…FREAKS…

Here’s some braless feminist bullshit….that’s NOT very feminist at all….which in this era is a good thing since FEMINISTS are unfuckable piles of hormonally unbalanced shit…

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