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2023

19

May

Mandy Rose Short Removal of the Day

WWE Icon Mandy Rose is pulling her shorts down…

This will be exciting for the handful of you who jerk off to the WWE because you haven’t grown up, maybe you had some weird accident and your boners are left in the 90s, I don’t fucking know, but stripper looking bitches who wrestle half naked may excite you…and while watching that good old fashioned family programming, you likely thought “if only she was naked”…you know to make the jerking off to clothed wrestlers a little less desperate and pathetic….

Mandy Rose, top G in the WWE realized that WWE gave her a fanbase of credit card holders willing to sign up to her near nudes, and was willing to throw the WWE contract away, to make the real money it provided for her, rather than to fate away after aging out….

Moral of the story, whore work pays more than mainstream work….because mainstream work pays the people at the top and the whores they hire are interchangeable…while whore work makes the whore the CEO, or at least the trash having pennies thrown at her in exchange for her doing shameless, perverted, trashy shit…

HOT…or IS it?

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2023

19

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I don’t FISHNET, I SPEARFISH…..

I don’t know what all the hype about FISHNETS IS…it’s pretty fucking primitive and gay…

Real men know that the better way to fish is spear fishing…..

Save the fishnets for the commercial fisherman and lazy fucks pulling up whatever they catch….

Real men take that spear in their mouth, dive into the water and they catch fucking dinner….

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2023

19

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Body of the Day

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When you look at Candice Swanepoel’s ripped old ass mom body in a bikini like she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model since that was her identity.

Not willing to accept that she’s been released from the only thing she’s ever known….so she launched her own bikini line and was like “I don’t need you, GIRL POWER”….or some shit….

She’s looking fit and ripped, I figure it’s from being of South African stock, where the weak and frail died from the elements or wildlife and only the strong and hot survived….creating a whole bunch of hot bitches…

But when I look at her ripped old ass mom body, I wonder how many slaves the family owned over the generations on their SOUTH AFRICAN FARM….

I hear it’s a racist place and you gotta wonder if that makes her hotter, or are you so outraged your nostalgic jerk off to her will be RAGE filled…..

I guess we’ll find out.

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2023

19

May

Megan Fox’s Monster Tits of the Day

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Megan Fox’s tits are both monstrous, but ALSO a monster’s tits, because this 50 year old hooker looks more tranny than most trannies.

I do not subscribe to the Megan Fox revival, I think the mom of 4 who I doubt actually had those kids based on the fact she was born with balls not uterus, I mean we all know Brian Austin Green is a poofter and that they may have tricked us into thinking she was his beard, like they tricked us into thinking she was the hottest shitty actress around, because we are easily manipulated, when really they were fucking trying to DOCK their cicumsized cocks, hoping their anal sex shit dick would solidify as a membrane they could use for said DOCKING.

The point of the story is there’s a rumor that Megan Fox is a man, her Adam’s apple makes me believe it, and she’s even called herself a tranny, because they ALL tell you the truth, it’s part of their santanic universal code of giving the information and letting people decide what to do with it, where most people say “she’s just joking, it’s just a joke”….where autistics and schizos are like “SHE SAID SHE WAS A TRANNY NO GIRL WOULD SAY THAT UNLESS THEY WERE A TRANNY”…

Even if she is a CHICK, she’s no longer getting periods at her age, but MORE importantly, she’s using the same procedures trannies use to make men into women, to make women look like instagram filters photoshopped and its’ GAYER THAN BICYCLE SHORTS….which is pretty fucking gay…

Check out those tits that look like they are part of a silicon shape shifter costume…right…

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2023

19

May

If You’re Wondering What’s Up With Sports Illustrated Swim Being Dog Shit – Here is Their Team to Explain It of the Day

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To See Their LAUNCH EVENT with ALL their bargain basement models CLICK HERE

Make Swimsuit Modelling Great Again…..Men Haven’t Changed….the whining cunts of twitter just started getting LISTENED TO…..

While you’re at it, make cyber bullying great again…..bullying builds character or removes the WEAK fucks through SUICIDE…

AND REVENGE PORN make IT great again too!

If you shot it, you deserve to be punished and extorted with it if you sent it to the WRONG motherfucker.

Wise up whore!

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2023

19

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties aren’t just for the periods, the relationships and the fat old ladies out there who don’t fuck with anything sexy….

Full back panties are also for the lonely, die alone, never finding a partner, or wife, to make babies with and have a life because they have better options that you….so instead you’re forced to jerk off to the bikini panty…

It is the alienated against panty that was blacklisted for a few decades like a Japanese person in America during the World War…only to be let out and allowed to prosper as a subgroup of panty….

Here’s a bunch of them…

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2023

18

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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You gotta wonder at which point in the THONGS popularity, since it was the go-to underwear of choice for any self-respecting woman who didn’t mind having a Garrote cutting off the air supply to her cunt, all for the sake of being hot to random dudes who stare at them when they bend over and flash their thong…but yeah, how long into the success of the thong did it take the women to realize that if they bent the right way, they’d expose their full asshole, as you’d like in a sexy thong for those quick shits or more imoportantly, quick anal sessions….

I assume it was with the nude selfie trend, it was the let people see your asshole while being clothed, because we all have assholes, some more mangled than others but we don’t need to judge here..

Because a lot of girls out there seem pretty keen on showing their assholes behind their thongs!

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2023

18

May

Hilary Duff Posing with her Sex Toy of the Day

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Creepy Hilary Duff who is built like a cross fit tank ready to do her WOD, you know THRUSTERS OVER HER HEAD, like when she was fucking her trainer, which at the time was one of the many people she was fucking, because that’s what high testosterone does to a woman, it gives her a sex drive and babies with multiple men due to that sex drive….

In being an INTERNET CONTENT producer, the over-sharer decided to let you know she’s in the tub, unwinding, like a fucking enter level, introductory sext…..

If a girl was to send this to you out of nowhere, you’d know, things may get interesting, there may likely be SOME pussy shots involved…

But for DUFF, it’s just a gentle “look at me”….barely a tit, no CUNT…and all I’m left thinking is how I am SURE she’s fucked that travellers mug in her hand…there is no way a mom of three can’t handle that girth and there’s no way a perv like DUFF hasn’t not popped a squat on the fucking thing….

YOU CAN SEE THE DRIP MARKS!

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2023

18

May

Rowan Blanchard’s Racy Selfies of the Day

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I am not a fan of Rowan Blanchard, the Disney Kid who had to have some sort of rebirth, likely part of the satanic rituals they conduct in hollywood, or maybe just strategic marketing based on decades of experience transitioning disney kids into disney adults, not necessarily the kind of transitioning kids we hear about in the news all the time, but a similar kind of thing….

Because every disney kid ends up at around 18 years old posing half naked….whether it’s for hipster artsy Brooklyn style shoots like Rowan Blanchard, or TUMBLR shit like MILEY, or OnlyFans shit like Bella Thorne, it’s how they break out of being sexualized as little girls by perverts, into being sexualized as whores by other perverts….

So Rowan went to Brooklyn, became a bi-sexual artist who dresses half naked, in an attempt to be jerk off material, all while still being able to land roles, it’s interesting…barely…but something…