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2016

24

Feb

Roxy Horner is Leo’s New Client of the Day

Some people like to think that the hookers that Leo hooks up with are actually not his clients, but he is their client, you know standard hooker / john situation only the girls who are living the model dream, getting that stamp of approval with his A-Lister dick, are actually his clients, since it’s the best fucking publicity a cunt that like rich and famous dudes can get…

The world gets so excited by young pussy he sticks his dick in, even though there are 1000s of women he sticks his dick in, and probably even more dudes…thats just the life of fucking anything you want and trying to keep things exciting…

I wonder if there will one day be a support group for all the hookers he’s banged out, or maybe they’ll just be married / pregnant with other rich dudes…as they do…because rich dudes who aren’t famous love famous guy sloppy seconds, it makes them feel adequate..weird…

Where as these girls who fuck him get Victoria’s Secret contracts…good times..

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2016

24

Feb

Khloe Kardashian vs Photoshop of the Day

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What…a Kardashian who has had millions of dollars of Plastic Surgery to not look like OJ’s daughter / a fucking monster…uses a photoshop app on her phone to shape herself into something even more remarkable that she’s become thanks to hard work thanks to her team of people and with nothing else to do to fill out her day…

Everyone is a vapid, superficial cunt…and these people represent that….

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2016

24

Feb

Hilary Tuff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is now known are Hilary TUFF…because this bitch can lift bro…

She’s just getting thicker and stronger and probably feeling great – but to a guy who likes his girls to not have dick sized clits from the testosterone…or the idea of a big girl beating me up as I fuck her from her roid rage…I’m not into it. I mean I’d fuck a fat chick over the muscle bound fucking fitness model body building bitch, and I fucking hate fat girls – but like them more than girls who look like dudes…

But Hilary Duff fans are, they’re a weird breed that support all she does…even if what she does makes no sense on the grand scheme of her sex appeal…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

24

Feb

ChiChi Hadid’s Vogue China Stamp of Approval of the Day

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China may be building a world class military to blow up the fucking world, all while running sweatshops that make you everything you own or buy, which is what finances their world class military that will blow up the fucking world…

But they also have great taste in American talent, you know natural talent the world has just found on their own, and not because the parents milked their connections to get her here.

Gigi Hadid, who is more of a Chichi to me….just a spoiled pretentious cunt who deserves zero, but everyone around her celebrates her because they are on her payroll as she sits on her of pile of money….and now China is up on it….

Here she is for CR Book….b

The LOL of the day is her sister Bella, who is rumored to be fucking The Weeknd along with everyone else in the Greater Toronto Area, who like Gigi, decided to do the instagram model, pretending to be a real model hustle, but required a little more elbow grease, or what the rich people like to call, maintenance…as clearly – she’s been rebuilt…

It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes 100k of Plastic Surgery to make that child a vapid internet model….

Or maybe – it was just puberty!

Here she is Rockin’ a See Through shirt..in the UK…So Fancy…

Posted in:ChiChi Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Naya Rivera To Play Kim Kardashian in the Kardashian Biopic of the Day

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I guess this is old news, but Naya Rivera was once on GLee, she got fired for pissing off Lea Michele for having a vagina or some shit, something Lea Michele always wanted, but never could pull off because she was too busy paying off her Fiance’s funeral and the therapy that she had to go through dealing with her fake relationship set up to market their show…

But now, she’s morphed into Kim Kardashian. She, like all these other Bootleg Kim Kardashians, have gone crazy on the milk filled tits, the botox and fillers, and look as stupid and clownlike as a Kardashian, because I guess that porn look, when tanned, is what people think is hot..

The fact is Naya Rivera isn’t alone in this shit, it’s fucking everywhere, people want to look like Kim Kardashian – and that makes no sense to me, since Kim K looks like a tranny and always has, that’s really the basis of why Kanye is with her…

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Posted in:Naya Rivera|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Kate Hudson in her Tight Dress of the Day

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Kate Hudson may be old, but she’ll always be the rich kid who made it in Hollywood due to her professionalism and raw talent, despite always playing the same person in movies, that person pretty much being herself, because that’s just the way acting works…it doesn’t require skill, it requires the illusion of skill because the people participating have the confidence to do things other people would feel like assholes doing…

She’ll also always be the vagina that almost killed a motherfucker, not from Hollywood based infections, but from suicide….right Owen Wilson.

She’s got a tight body for a 40 year old…and that may be exciting to you…because you are into things that were interesting in the year 2000, when everything seemed much happier, funnier, amazing….

I like her botox shine face…

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2016

24

Feb

Canadian Dream Shay Mitchell in Miami of the Day

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There’s not much hotter than a Canadian who is on a Huge American TV show, you know a real GONE hollywood story of a small town girl developing a seriously intolerable ego because of her fucking GONE hollywood story…..

Which could be why Hollywood likes using their own spoiled brats and daughter’s of spoiled brats, because at least when they are spoiled brats, they are a more refined spoiled brat, who get the industry, have been around the industry, and know how to get work done within the parameters of the industry, while being a spoiled brat…they have this seasoned ingrained in their DNA making them less annoying about shit, because they come from a generation of spoiled brats, while these rich Ethnic Canadian kind are just fucking annoying…

Unless, she puts on her Canadian charm, but I can’t see how she’s anything but a total bitch, but I can see her tit pasties under her shirt, because why wear a bra when you can wear pasties to prevent hard nipples or some shit..

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

24

Feb

Candice Swanepoel is Fun but Boring of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty boring in everything she does publically, she’s actually a disappointment, she just was so cautious her entire nude model career, and maintained this level of class and sophistication, as to not get fired from Victoria’s Secret and sent back to fucking hell South Africa, where legless celebrities kill models because he’s jealous of their legs, and the fact the fuck other dudes..

It’s like we know Angel Candice has been a straight up dirt bag, we know she’s done all kinds of fucking drugs and cock, yet her image is squeaky fucking clean…it’s almost hot how safe she’s been, espcially when you factor in the South African AIDS rate…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2016

24

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood has it all figured out. She’s one of the few 18 year olds of her generation who understood the importance as a feminist to get naked to establish an exceptional career….to get paid…because she was doing it for fucking cash money, in an era 18 year olds were too scared to get naked because it would ruin their future careers / lives…but this one just grabbed it by the balls and said…fuck it…let’s go…

Now all girls get naked for free, at 18, or younger, it’s just standard practice, but as an old timer who remembers a time when girls didn’t get naked, the ones who did get naked, were critical…

The ones who did get naked…were everything…until Ryan Seacrest did coke off their assholes while they diddled his butthole…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2016

24

Feb

Em Rat Cow for T-Shirts of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is a vile, disgusting, egotistical, narcissist, who feels like she should be Jennifer Lawrence, when she’s really just some softcore pornstar who should be doing actual porn, it’ll have more sustainability than nude instagram model in a world full of instagram models..

I mean yes, she wants to be a serious comedic actress, but she’s a fucking nude instagram model….that I can’t imagine anyone really gives a fuck about…and they really don’t, I mean it’s easy to think guys following a bitch for having big tits….tits that this mall brand store is not using to their full potential, but I appreciate their aggressive photoshopping of her face…because all I see is an ugly overrated cunt.

But she’s got good tits…right…