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2016

03

Feb

Kate Upton’s Humping the Air of the Day

This is pretty disturbing….I mean when you think of Kate Upton as the pig with sloppy tits that she turned herself into…before being mocked by everyone enough that she looked in the mirror and said “I guess my tits aren’t enough for these bastards, I better use my millions to get toned”…

I like to think this is a win for Body Shamers everywhere, and for Kate Upton, because she’s got the audience, she might as well be hot as fuck for them, and embracing her body for the obesity and broad back she was in unacceptable…so let’s just let her hump it out…hump it out…hump it out…

I guess this isn’t as funny as Rihanna only selling 460 copies of her album no one knew she released…which seems like a set up….or a lie…or intentional…obviously…this is Rihanna…

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2016

03

Feb

Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day

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When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts….

She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is…

That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me…

Posted in:Chloe Moretz|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Alba’s Mouth for the Necrophiliac Rape Fetishists of the Day

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If you focus on the first 5 seconds of this video, you can imagine that Jessica Alba is dead, we call it DEADFACE – which is conveniently the only way you’ll every get your dick close to her and the chances of you working the morgue her corpse will be at is slim to none…so take it in necrophiliacs, this marketing puppet and her dead face, half open mouth is all you need for what I assume is one of your more normal fantasies in your life filled with weirdness…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day

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Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn…

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2016

03

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy

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Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit…

I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do…

I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

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Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic…

I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic…

This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad…

It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty.

Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Kendall Jenner Sluts Up for Love Magazine of the Day

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I guess Kendall Jenner is in Love Magazine again. I figure they just did a photoshoot with all the girls from their Advent Calendar last fall, that they’ll release over the year in their magazine, because why bother coordinating with these people when you get them for a day to do the one cool thing the magazine does every year….

So get the social media whore to show up, milk the social media whore, feed into her rich kid ego, and hopefully she’ll plug you on social media so your company gets more followers and becomes higher profile..

That’s the only reason people are working with her, she’s not that hot, I can’t imagine she’s that good, because everything she does is shit, but peeople follow her bullshit…so latch the fuck onto it when you can like Love Magazine is doing….it’s good for business…some young spoiled rich kid…overrated slut is good for fucking business.

What a joke..

There were other garbage overrated fame whore trash that the media likes – and that I think should be taken out back and shot – in the form of Gigi Hadid never too far from Kendall, Selena Gomez never too far from dying of Lupus and Emily Rat-Cow never too far from doing any media to remind people she happened…cuz she’s done…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them…

She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring….

We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know..

But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird..

The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

03

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Can’t Fool Me of the Day

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I don’t care what level of expensive surgery a girl gets, or what level of professional make-up artist who probably deserves to be doing gallery shows of their work, because they make these Kardashian monsters look like they are china dolls…but its a wolves in sheep’s clothing…

I don’t care what what I would assume is 1500 dollars a day on hair, 1500 a day on make-up, 10,000 dollars a month on fillers in her face, and 8 hours a day in the gym, to look like this plastic shit…..

It’s not impressive to me to have money to spend on bullshit, genetically she’s a fucking monster, and if she puts this much into her look, she’s clearly got a personality to match…

Anything they do to her….may make her look tolerable for a rapper to jerk off on her…because rappers are into stripper looking girls who are also monsters who look just like this…it’s all over the social media…no thanks to this garbage family..but this is money invested in vapid, fleeting lies….that looking like this is a good thing, that buying your face is a good thing, and that can’t be much of a benefit of society…in both the girls following this lifestyle….and the wasted money that they could put to good use but instead pile up and spend on their asshole trashy new money selves…

SHE’S NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!!