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2016

Jan

Irina Shayk is Pretty Much Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfection….Sure, I don’t really like the fact that she’s a soulless Russian, because soulless Russians break fucking hearts on their soulless quest to find richer guys than you, after you’ve imported them from Russia and they only care about their own security and future, I guess thanks to a generation or two of total political unrest..it’s like “look out for yourself, or you’ll become a sex worker on cams, instead of Brad Cooper, yes that brad Cooper, the A-Lister Brad Cooper’s, vagina he fucks”…and in exchange she has the opportunity to have his baby and guarantee child support from him, but she’s calculated, brilliant and working it for more than just babies…she’s probably even playing hard to get and making him work…which i guess is a far cry from when Russians were smuggling Levis and Michael Jackson albums into the country that was also their prison…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to wash her bathing suit for her…with my mouth…

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2016

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy..

She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters.

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers…

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2016

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes…

Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too…

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2016

Jan

Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day

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Jojo Levesque confuses me, mainly because when she was a hit jailbait performer, there was very little hot about her, she was 15 and like some bootleg Avril Lavigne, yet that didn’t stop the perverts, the perverts who bought into it, probably because she was 15…and that’s just fucking creepy…

Well, after leaving the industry for a black boyfriend, she’s back and now grabbing tits, giving us something to actually get into…to forget that she banged black guys – as white guys hate when white girls fuck black guys…

I am not allowed to name the girl who’s tit is getting grabbed, we have a pact, but I will say between you an me, she’s pretty fucking magical…amazing…sexy as fuck…and I would have her babies….you may not see it in the pics…but when she tells drunken frat girls to shut the fuck up…that goes right to the depths of your soul and that’s probably why Jojo is going at it…

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2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner Practicing Her Family Craft of the Day

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Here’s Kendall Jenner posting some training videos her mom puts her through…

We call it the get used to the camera, that makes us money, open that mouth, that makes us money, when they two come together, that makes us money, now open wider, the dick you’ll be sucking when we need you to bring out the big guns, and to dial into our core business and brand, will be massive and black…WIDER…and keep those eyes looking at the camera…good girl….now go promote some nonsense on your instagram and get us paid….we own the world…WE OWN THE WORLD….

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2016

Jan

Star Wars Tits of the Day

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Here’s Daisy Ridley, the girl in Star Wars, a movie I didn’t see but know that Han Solo gets killed by his son, since Star Wars is based on sons killing dads, up on some “I want to fuck my mom, stop desecrating her with your abuse and penis that made me dad”…

That went into an interesting place…but not as interesting as the fact that this chick was a naked dead body in a TV show in 2014….a TV show no one gave a shit about…and a year later she’s in the biggest franchise of all time…crazy…

Life lesson…show your tits and good things happen…feel free to use the email contact on this site….to get started…

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2016

Jan

Scottish Skanks Go At It and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Performs Oral Sex on Man in India – In Public…

High School Tantrum in Texas

Man Hangs on Car During Fight With Brother

2 Kids Revolutionize Bikini for Poor People

Asian Dude VS Homeless Dude!

The Train Don’t Wait for Allah

Monk Gets Robbed – Doesn’t Tell a Soul… LOL

Car Drives Over Mechanic

Man VS Ice

RE RE REWIND – Man Steals Panties Off Clothes Line and Jerks Off In Them

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2016

Jan

El Chapo Raid Video of the Day

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Here’s 14 minutes of the El Chapo raid, which is straight out of a movie, possibly directed and produced by Sean Penn….that isn’t a movie at all…because El Chapo’s not a pussy actor, even if he hangs out with them…

I didn’t watch the whole thing, because Mexican billionaires make me mad, it’s like arent they supposed to be working the hotels and taco stands across america..what is this backwards shit…

The real reason I hate Mexican billionaires, is because as a Mexican, he makes me feel inadequate, and like a Vine Star or a Youtube star make me feel like I fucked up by not getting into Vine or Youtube in 2008 when it mattered…but instead just focused on barely writing posts that make sense here…either way…crazy video..

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is the David Bowie death hype over? I think I’ve had enough personalized stories on my social media about how he touched their lives in various ways, from a song or movie to a concert or even a meeting and friendship with the guy…

I mean at least you only die one, because this would be tedious if it was a daily or weekly or even a yearly thing…

I guess it’s good to know that people like commercialized, media manipulated, art….you know since I’ve got this character I want to create who write a blog about celebrites that no one reads….

All this to say I want to use celebrity social media picture geotags to find love….. and/or myself in prison…

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The World is Falling Out of Love with Jennifer Lawrence!!
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Best Local NEWS Interview
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Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s Vehicular Manslaughter on Video
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Lindsay Lohan’s Racist and Spitting!
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Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham go Fight on Social Media
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Julianne Hough Had Coked up Anal Sex with Ryan Seacrest – Here She is Being Wholesome
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School Girl of the Day
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India PSA Urging People in India to Not Shit in Public
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Jane Fonda isn’t Upset – She’s Just BOTOX
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Girls Tugging on CLothes
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Warcraft Trailer
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are really into David Bowie…some of my favorite feminists want you to Remember when Lori Maddox and Sable Starr (the inspiration of kate hudson’s character in almost famous) had a threesome with him when they were 13 and 14? Groupies….Right? CLICK HERE ….while other people defend fucking 13 year olds and celebrate his work and music, which is pretty outstanding….

As a self involved asshole (I have a blog)…I realize when I die…I’ll have way less of an impact….in fact…I doubt anyone will notice or weeks maybe months until I am found in bed due to the smell…you know – a real legacy…to the guy who ends up finding me…

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So Many Thigh Gaps on Everyday Girls…
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Jamie Foxx Doesn’t Like Tarantino’s Use of the Word Ghetto
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Leo Explains his Disgust for Gaga….
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Why are plane windows round…
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Bella Thorne’s Glamor Mexico Shoot
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Charli XCX good TIT
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini..
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David Bowie’s Last Video is a Goodbye
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Julianne Hough for Cosmo –
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Kendall Jenner Midriff..
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Lena Dunham Subs for Hilary Clinton
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits
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Priyanka Chopra Tits…
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Greer Grammer’s Got Huge Tits
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Katy Perry Rejecting Orlando Bloom
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Holly Peers in Lingerie…
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are Engaged
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Some Slut of the Day
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Time Lapse of Braces
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Cate Blanchett in Harper’s Bazaar
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Francesa Brambilla in a Slutty Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Got Tits
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Leigh Anne Pinnock See Through
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Toni Garnn Topless at the Beach
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Girls In Glasses
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Rogue Wave Wipes Out Swimmers
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Dog Costume for the Win
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Jewel Kilcher Legs…
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Elsa Hosk Bikini Candids
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Miss Universe Wants James Franco Inside Them
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Stella Maxwell Models lingerie…
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits
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Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Road
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Tram Drivers Telling Each Other Not to Pic Up Drunk Guy
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Huge Fucking Tits and We Love Tits – Especially on Everyday Girls…
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Carmen Electra Showing Leg…
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Sean Penna and El Chapo Together…
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Cop Stops Dude from Suicide
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Who is this Whore….
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Delilah G – Big Tits…
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Well this is Fucking Repulsive
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Spin the Wheel and Strip
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