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2016

11

Jan

Lady Gaga Nipple for V Magazine of the Day

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Lady Gaga makes me want to throw up…

So does her nipple.


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2016

11

Jan

Stella Maxwell Shows Her Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a hipster model who Victoria’s Secret was scammed into using by her agency, thanks to hanging out with the right people and being all cool and hip and at all that…someone who was fingered by Miley Cyrus, or who fingered Miley…doesn’t matter…because she’s doing it tits…out…nipples out…as these young girls do…just so much tits, so much sex, so much fun…because nipples are fun!

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2016

11

Jan

Chloe Grace Moretz for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is in Glamour Mexico, because apparently Mexicans are into a girl who wore spandex and played a comic book action figure in Kickass….wearing Spandex at 14….perverts…in fact I think most Mexicans have a family of 4 at the age of 14 so it’s ok…

Now that she’s 18, the stigma, the excitement of her and her Olsen Twin looking face is a little less exciting for the perverts, but seeing her laying on her bed, on her stomach is position 2 I ask girls to do in their sexting with me on facetime…hump that pillow til you squirt….wedding the bed is my fetish…it reminds me of how troubled they are….thanks to their mom’s selling them out to the media.

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2016

11

Jan

Jorgie Porter in a Small Bikini….of the Day

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I don’t know who Jorgie Porter is…but she sounds like she’s from the UK…but her body doesn’t look like she’s from the UK at least not in this pic of her skinny as…

BUT HER FACE DOES!!!

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2016

11

Jan

Sara Underwood Ass on a Balcony of the Day

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Sara Underwood is showing her big Playboy tits and ass on her social media. She was in Playboy at 18, which is legal, but still pretty fucking young, especially if you have to hang out with 18 year olds…or if you’re waiting in line behind them anywhere in your life. They are so fucking annoying, but I guess old enough to legally get naked…which opened up some great doors for her, like getting fake tits, and having Ryan Seacrest fist her…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….only to come back to the internet with slutty pics, saying “well this worked in the past, let’s keep it going”….SMART!

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2016

11

Jan

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is in a bikini. She’s a reality TV star who would normally have no reason to be in a bikini, no wait, she’s a girl so she has every reason to be in a bikini for attention and as a reality star, a fame whore who I am surprised is not actually posting pics of her fucking on her social media to get noticed…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, which is a whole other bag of crying for attention, but the body is good and even if it wasn’t I’d look and be as indifferent as most people I look at in bikinis…because I’m desenstized and need more anal…

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2016

11

Jan

Maitland Ward is Pretty Interesting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a disaster….almost a perfect fucking disaster – as good a disaster gets…that reminds me of the saddest stripper who you saw 10 years after first seeing her at the strip club, only to still be there when you revisit after saying “shit I haven’t been to that strip club in 10 years”….you know who is still there, working the day shift, because all her hopes and dreams her bright faced perky tits once had, have slowly been choked the fuck out, but the good news is there’s medication she takes that keeps her rollin’ high and happy…

Maitland Ward was on a very hit show…Boy Meets World as the big titty girlfriend…and now she’s taking naked snapchats that aren’t even well lit, and look bootleg and pulled out of a fucking dumpster…shot on the first generation iphone…lit by a fucking candle…what the fuck is going on here….

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2016

11

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini. She’s a bikini model. This is some inception shit. Or as the tumblr kids would say “meta”….and it looks like she’s not even getting paid…this is like a doctor going to surgery at the grocery store just for fun…

I am not into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…the plot thickens…and so do her tits…thanks to breast implants.


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2016

11

Jan

Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

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Here’s a midday Yoga break with Britney Spears, who is kissing her daughter in this picture, but I cropped that shit out, I don’t need to encourage internet creeps to further delve into their internet creepiness…I assume it’s her daughter, but I can’t be too sure since her parents haven’t robbed her of her youth and thrown her into the entertainment industry like they did with Britney yet…but she hasn’t turned 18 yet, but luckily, she will and as they did with Britney, they’ll be able to find a loophole to keep her earning, something we all know her dad K-Fed is all about, while her mom, is too medicated to know what day it is…

But this isn’t about Britney’s kid I cropped out mouth kissing her, it’s about those thighs and ass cheek…mid 30s and worth looking at…and not because it’s a train wreck…but because it brings hope…

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2016

11

Jan

Bella Hadid in Elle Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking joke. She’s just a product of rich LA immigrants, one of whom was a model who married Bella’s father, and made obnoxious named kids, like Balla and Gigi, because rich people are so fucking glamourous…so glamorous that they end up doing tacky reality TV about how rich they are, before following their social circle’s lead and whoring out their own kids, using their contacts they have within the industry, whether it is the guy from Guess? or some publicist who build up their empire or even a backdoor deal with backdoor family who love the backdoor Kardashians do do some retweets for each other, faking a friendship for their kids….and once the more marketable one hit…Gigi…the jealous sister, who wanted the same attention soon followed…because that’s just how rich kids work…in an era where a BMW at 16 has turned into a modeling career for social media…weird.

Well, I guess when she’s not fucking the Weekend, who I know has sex with other girls, becuase I know the girls who have sex with him, Canada is not that big of a place, but apparently his penis is…Bella Hadid is doing fashion magazines, like a real model, because I guess those fashion magazines just want to stay as relevant as they can, following the trends, that shouldn’t be trends but are because of family money.

It’s so fucking stupid and she’s not even naked…

Fuck this whore. She’s not even cute and that’s with not working a day in her life, having tons of money, being well rested and made up by the best hair and make-up people and photographers…who lit her perfectly…so I can’t even imagine how bad she looks in person…

Fuck this brat.

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