2016
21
Jan
I don’t know who Madison Reed is…
But thanks to google apparently she’s PROFESSIONAL GRADE HAIR COLORING …
Or maybe she’s Ashley Madison’s sister…
But most likely some stage name for a porn chick…who fucking knows..she’s in a bikini…and looks like a new generation vine star, which is unfortunately, the new generation celebrity, since no one watches TV or cares about some producer or exec’s stamp of approval…it’s the internet DIY generation you know…
Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW
2016
21
Jan
Apparently Penelope Cruz is playing a cancer survivor in her new movie, which I guess is the equivalent of Cuba Gooding Jr playing a retard, because the Oscar people love conflict, I mean they gave Anne Hathaway an Oscar for cutting off her hair…and in this movie Penelope Cruc cut off titty…
So these are pics of her tits or tit make-up tits…which I guess is erotic to you, if you have no soul and don’t feel any sympathy for a woman getting paid millions to mock women who die of this disease…right?
TO SEE PENELOPE CRUZ AT SOME EVENT IN SPAIN IN A DRESS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Penelope Cruz
2016
21
Jan
Remember The Corrs? Not the beer, the band….
They were an Irish girl band that made some really fucking shitty music and I guess they are on a comeback tour, as these people do…because why else would Andrea Corr, one of the leads, who was born in 1974, be on stage with hard nipples…
I don’t remember them…but this is their most popular song….
Hilariously bad video…but I like nipples…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Andrea Corr|SFW
2016
21
Jan
Irina Shayk is the leader of the Russian Muffia…..pretty much the top notch in the group of Russian models who were tall enough and hot enough to be taken out of the sex trade, working as hookers and webcam models, and put into the higher end industry.
So rather than being killed by pimps and john’s being human trafficking, they get to go to higher end events and fuck higher end rich guys, making them live the good life, while the rest of the world doesn’t see them as hookers at all…
So she’s leveraged a relationship with a very rich and famous Gay athlete…into a career in America and now she’s with an A-List actor…she’s made it…and deserves to make it because when you’re a superhuman in terms of looks, might as well use it to win than some other bitch…
Well, she’s topless for Givenchy ….and I like it..makes me wish I could find a Russian to import of my own, who uses me for citizenship and money, because I don’t mind being used when it looks like this…
Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW
2016
21
Jan
Paula Bulczynska is another one of these nothing models who isn’t even a model but who is hot enough and doing the rounds of fake publications for fake ad campaigns for fake photographers to grow a instagram audience that is pretty much fake because dudes just like following babes who get naked.
This is low level, softcore porn shit, but at least she’s doing it. We’d live in a boring place if girls didn’t get naked to get ahead…you know empower yourselves, own yourself as a sexual being.
It’s a feminist movement…that gets benefits the photographers and magazines that publish her for free..because it’s free…
Fake shoots for fake campaigns trying to make herself real. I support it…
I don’t even know if she’s Russian, but that name is ethnic enough for me to assume she’s trying to live the American dream anyway she can..
I do know what her tits look like and that’s better…
All these shoots are the goddamn same….
Posted in:Paula Bulczynska
2016
21
Jan
I don’t really know why I bother with this 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, but it probably has something to do with her womanly body, you know looking the way all 40 year olds should look, while no 40 year olds actually look like this, because they are lazy….
But Bella Thorne the 40 year old, who has managed to convince the world she’s a tween actor, not that anyone cares about Tween actors these days, it’s all about Vine Stars and Instagram sluts….which is probably why she’s posting suggestive pics on her instagram…build that up because it is the modern way to help make this dream come true…
Here she is innocently on her knees…like a slut you can’t call a slut…because she’s riding the grey area…
Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2016
21
Jan
I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter…
So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram…
It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy.
Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret
2016
21
Jan
Surf Slut and Instagram whore who I adore Anastasia Ashley seems to be bored of her posting her standard bikini pics and figured…the world deserves a little more of what made her a famous surf personality at least on social media…and that’s by doing a nice aggressive “hey instagram models I can win at your posting slutty pic game”…because her ass speaks directly to our fucking souls…it’s an ass built on being in a half squat from the age of 7 to now…
Or maybe she’s just “trying on a wetsuit”…and someone accidentally took a pic that she accidentally posted…since men are really fucking into wetsuits….
What a whore…a perfect assed whore…I should try to trick her into making me babies….to make her less of a whore and more…of a respectable legitimate woman in the community with child…until they find out I’m the dad….
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW
2016
21
Jan
Our resident photographic genius Julien Archembault got together with our resident stepGIRL baby we call Billie Jane and created this fun editiorial that screams “hey fashion magazines with huge budgets trying to survive in the new media landscape and other unknown publications that aren’t even publications but have 1,000,000 followers on social media because they understand how to SHARE FOR SHARE”….that we’re contenders, and really, despite being lazy, slow moving, uninspired, unmotivated, not a team player willing to suck up to cunts, we are going to fucking win…kill and destroy all you motherfuckers…that..or I’ll just nap…
You know, I started the site in 2004, was flagged porn in 2004, all my blogger friends made millions, when I maxed out credit cards to pay for a server, and I’m still broke as fuck still doing this, which makes me more dangerous or crazy than the assholes who made it, they’re soft, have no souls and sold the fuck out..
Well…
We’re here to kill you motherfuckers….follow us on instagram …then go fuck yourselves…
With Love,
Jesus Martinez…
DrunkenStepfather.com
