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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are really sensitive about Tranny jokes…

People are really offended by just the word Tranny…they prefer to be referred to as “it”….

It’s the new “rape culture”….where rape culture is the new “I got so drunk and fucked this dude and barely remember it so it must be rape”….

I wonder what would happen if I stood on the street corner dressed like Santa in black face saying you can’t rape a Tranny because they aren’t real girls…and that it is offensive for real girls to be objectified by the tranny man who has pegged them or defined them they way they have…without being women…

What I am saying is that Tranny as a concept is anti-feminist, it’s the patriarch infiltrating women, by saying and defining what a women is, despite having testicles…but those same feminists…you know the fighting feminists..are so PC that they have to accept and love Tranny despite it going against them…and they can’t deal with this and their head just explodes…

So we all fucking win in the end….

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Girls and their Huge Tits..
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Stoner Sloth’s of Australia
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Khloe Kardashian’s Booty for the Doctor…
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Farrah Abraham is Not Going to Adopt a Kid
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Jessica Lowndes is Posting Slutty Pics to Get Noticed….as an Instagram Model
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Americans Try Norwegian Christmas Food
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Jennifer Lawrence LEgs
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Some Fame Whore in Miami….Before the Instagram Model…There Was the paparazzi Whore
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R. Kelly on Sexual Assault…
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A Bunch of Fan Girls..
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The Top 10 Star Wars Gifts of the Day
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Bong Of the Day
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2015

Dec

stepLINK of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was talking to an overly PC girl, which is every girl, about how my friend was almost raped by a dog….When I hit the the word rape…she fully shut down and couldn’t fucking process anything beyond it…it was like “system meltdown” and she couldn’t figure out if the word rape meant rape joke which is bad and derogatory to women, even if I was talking about dog rape, which could apply to men…or if rape meant the dictionary definition of rape….but when she heard rape..that was it…and she was out….

We are a people…who can’t handle hearing a word….

I guess she wouldn’t have been a good partner in my “go to church and pretend to be a retard in the back, masturbating and screaming every 30 seconds..all Downsy”….

People need to lighten the fuck up…

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Big Holiday Tits
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Miley and Pam Anderson Stupidity
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Phoebe Price is Bondage Reindeer
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Miss Universe Winner Under Fire
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Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme…
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Olivia Wilde is Still in a Bikini
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Fat Ass
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Lady Gaga Pasties
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Celebrities Who Support Trump
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R. Kelly Asked abotu Sexual Assault Allegations…
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American’s Try Norwegian Food
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Hot Selfies…
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Tina Fey Doesn’t need to Defend Jokes..
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Rihanna Good Cleavage without a Bra
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Kendall and Kylie Braless oN TV
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Kendall Jenner Cameltoe
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Kimmy Gibbler does Whip / Nae Nae Dance…What
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32,000 Dollar Flight to Abu Dhabi
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Olivia Wilde Bikinis
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This is Gross..
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Fat Penthouse Model of the Day
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Bar Refaeli Panty Flash
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Tove Lo in a Skin Tight Leotard
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Make Any Glove Work with a Touch Screen
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25 Redneck Innovations…
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Bella Thorne’s Tits are Bigger
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Jessica Alba Survives LA Rainstorm
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Why Do People Drink Coffee
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6 Gross things you see Working at an Aquarium
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Miss Puerot Rico is an Islamophobe
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Emma Stone Pumping Gas
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The Weirdest Boxing Clip
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Karrueche in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps! For Christmas….
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Memories of Lohan
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2015

Dec

Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day

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Now that the Star Wars hype these nerds have been fully absorbed in the last year is over and they’ve seen the movie 10 times in the last 3 days…

They can go back to fetishizing female stars of other nerd movies they love, like Zoe Saldana in her bikini in Mexico…not getting killed in some drug cartel shit…but still in a bikini with a decent enough mom body…especially for the nerds, since like Christians, they are committed to the cause no matter what that cause does or looks like…they are for life…thanks fanatic obsessive compulsive disorder…..and autism…

I like the shitty quality from a serious distance making her look like some kind of cartoon character…it reminds me of when paparazzi actually worked for their pics…

All this to say – I like her half naked neanderthal walk…sexy like a caveman with saggier tits…

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2015

Dec

ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

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I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….

Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….

8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom

7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/

6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx

5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten

4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston

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3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole

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1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE

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2015

Dec

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba posted this bikini picture on her snapchat…because she’s an executive who runs a billion dollar company….and figure she might as well go tits first for her fans that aren’t mom’s buying fake organic product, but rather dudes who still jerk off to her from when she was a big, uncelebrated but well paid movie star…where she played the hot girl…because despite being a Mexican…she was a hot girl…and I guess still is, 2 kids in, doing anything she can to get in the media, even low level titty flashes, because i guess it’s good for business..and sells more stupid product in what is crunch time for all businesses..especially ones heavily dependant on this bitch’s celebrity….a celebrity they just had to give 20% and a title to so that she felt like a real business woman in those meetings, while we all know the business is obviously carried by other people…because ALba’s too busy doing yoga, being a mom, and posting tit pics.

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2015

Dec

Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day

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You have to ask yourself what kind of monster would self produce a picture like this of themselves…and put it out to her fans…asshole first…

Khloe Kardashian saying she’s never old to try to get into the family business of showing her ass and making million for just mooning the world…which would normally be a rude fuck you…but in this case it’s a “give them a tv show, give them a lot of millions of dollars, for each of them, even though they are garbage”…

I can say one of the last things I’ve ever wanted to see is a Khloe Kardashian asshole…and I love asshole…she’s the monster child of OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian…who no one cared about, but who now works out and assumes people care…but that asshole has seen some shit…literally…more shit than the average asshole…an asshole like a man asshole…probably bleached and lasered by still really fucking terrifying…

You all know as well as I do…these are the worst people and represent all that is wrong in the world….

The ongoing joke is that this is her campaign for L’Oreal…but I guess this could be any Kardashian, even Kanye….

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2015

Dec

Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism…

I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long…

I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches…..

But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro.

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2015

Dec

Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine Advent of the Day

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I don’t really know when the turning point for these famous kids were, you know where they went from being socialites who just do drugs and fuck a lot, to actually getting paid to be at events, to endorse products, while being considered “models”….it’s pretty fucking bootleg and I hate any brand or company that uses them to leverage their own campaigns because they have followings…because it is low hanging fruit, bottom feeding, lame…and perpetuating this nonsense..

I have been seen Hailey Baldwin in person…I didn’t even fucking notice her, and when told who she was I didn’t even remember who she was, yes I was drunk, but I didn’t give a fuck and either would you, because there are actual hot models and hot girls in the world, some bratty entitled rich kid who knows her angles in her selfies and who hangs out with Beiber and Kardashians is hardly something to support…

Here she is kissing the camera in Love Magazines’ anti-Christmas advent calendar the features every fame whore around…half naked…

FUck these idiots..

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2015

Dec

Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day

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I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are…..

But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace…

So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography..

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2015

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Bare Booty of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day the girl who got on Diddy’s show and had sex with Diddy despite being married or at least with the mother of his twins…in what was a little thick white girl trying to get some security in her celebrity that was barely celebrity…by getting that payroll for life these sugar babies pull off in their sugary babying if they play it smart…but instead her band created by Diddy pretty much fell apart and so did Aubrey O’Day…as she got fatter and fatter…hoping to get more and more famous in the hip hop world…as hip hop love fat white chicks who look and dance like sex workers…only for some reason it didn’t really go anywhere for her….

So she got into fitness, worked out hard, got fit as fuck…and people still didn’t care about her….so in fame whoring as fame whores who were once always talked about do….so put on her bare ass pants…clever…

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