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2015

16

Dec

Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna VS Jennifer Lawrence of the Day

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Yesterday – I posted these amazing pictures of dream girl, the one who got away, my everything, Lindsay Lohan…by the amazing Ellen Von Unwerth for some magazine about Tofu….

Today, I post Lindsay Lohan in the Sauna because this bitch is fire, despite what Jennifer Lawrence is saying about her..which in case you didn’t know is:

“I’m a puker. I don’t stop working .?.?. until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.”

What….why the fuck would this nude selfie bitch use Lindsay Lohan as an adjective. You know someone like Jennifer Lawrence who may be at the peak of her career, may fade out as soon as a replacement comes in. Her franchise is done, people still love her and cast her, she’s an award winner and get in key movies, but anyone with a brain knows that acting requires no talent, anyone can do it, and when the marketing behind her stops, or she gets lost somewhere deep inside Amy Schumer’s anus….we’ll all forget she exists and her tits exist…but Lohan…Lohan is forever…she’s memorable, she’s existed, she’s a personality, and in my opinion more interesting that Jennifer Lawrence will be…but then again, Jennifer Lawrence did have those nude pics scandals and looked amazing, so maybe I should turn my back on Lohan like she did to me…and support a new overpaid bitch…but I just can’t…my heart is in Lohan..but unfortunately my penis isn’t…while she’s suffering from exhuastion..

I guess what I’m saying is that people need to lighten the fuck up, Lohan did publicly shame herself, she created the drug addict reputation, she because un-hireable, so what the fuck is her problem…yes Lohan, you are a fucking drunk, you blamed in on exhaustion, and just because she’s clean in Europe working on herself, doesn’t mean it didn’t fucking happen….

She should probably pay Jennifer Lawrence for the shout out, it’s the biggest thing Lohan has done all year…

What it comes down to – is that this is the lamest spoiled brat beef ever…and I should kill myself for writing about it…what has my life become…

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, the new Lohan Lohan Never Was…and Her Tits over the last few days probably talking about Amy Schumer – her only friend who is an outsider liker her…but who will probably eat her up whole the second she’s done leveraging the friendship…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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One of the more interesting photographters, who is actually a photographer, and not just a dude who takes iphone pics for instagram, even though that’s what everyone is doing these days, and a lot of people are making a really ridiculous living doing it these days, despite having no talent…Jonathan Leder, has beed doing to before Instagram ever existed…it’s like instagram saw his pictures and figured out a way to let people emulate it with a filter…and it’s too bad because actual talent gets lost in the noise…in a video killed the radio star but instagram killed photography stars…that really could say digital killed everything…but then again the future is now, and maybe it’s a good thing that everything is made easier, to really make people try harder…who knows..

What I do know is that Jonathan Leder, friend of the site, one of the original people to shoot Emrata, not that that’s a claim to fame anyone wants, is releasing a book called ALLIE that I guess is on this Allie Leggett girl, who was Miss Kentucky 2013 and perfect…

Get the book HERE

Here’s a sample of this pretty serious crucial thing…named Allie LEggett

Posted in:Allie Leggett|Jonathan Leder

2015

16

Dec

Hulk Hogan Confuses Cheryl Cole for HIV Positive Sister of the Day

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So some dude trolled Hulk Hogan in a barely creative way.

He took a picture of Cheryl Cole, who I think I wrote about yesterday as being a UK Popstar who married a footballer who is now host of X Factor and who is still hot as fuck…and who I assume no one really cares about…but weirdos like me who have stupid sites about the shit..

He said “can i get a retweet for my HIV positive sister”…

He got the retweet and word of wisdom from Hulk Hogan, because I guess running in Florida with strippers, dude knows a thing or two about STDs…

I guess the reason it’s barely a troll is because no one uses twitter, and because Hulk Hogan is Florida trash, why would he know what a host in the UK looks like…

Still a decent LOL..that I bet gets dude a book deal, that’s how twitter works, now if only people would answer my tweets…

Posted in:Hulk Hogan|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day

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Danielle Harris is the star of Free Willy….I know based on these pics of her fat ass you’re asking “was she the whale”…and the answer is no, it was 1991 and she was 14, so she was probably the girl your underage fetishizing ass jerked off to…

She is actually not known for Free Willy, the movie you jerked off to her as a 14 year old in…she is known for being in every Halloween since Halloween 4 in 1988….and as you know horror, like sci/fi has insane fans, because you are one…and they probably go to Comicons and Horror Cons and Slasher Film cons to get her autography to stick to their wall with the semen they’ve jerked out of them to her pics…

Posted in:Danielle Harris|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day

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Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do.

There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special.

But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker…

This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones….

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2015

16

Dec

A Couple Overrated Pigs Jiggling of the Day

I guess it’s a “Tis the Season to Jiggle on Social Media” for adorning fans who probably don’t really know why they follow these idiots, but do because “why not”…

So one of the overrated jigglers is Kylie Jenner, who thanks to her family she’s got a botox filled face that makes her look like a muppet in her 40s at 18….but who also sells silly product to her retard followers who I guess think she’s substantial, hot, or what guys are looking for in the world. I’ve been in the same room as her at least once and didn’t even notice her…zero star power, zero sex appeal, but bitch can fucking jiggle…

Then there’s Lena Dunham, who jiggles when she walks, everyday in her life and she feels the need to get naked and show you just exactly how it jiggles, since being fat and ugly, in this day and age can turn into money if you just position it as feminism and embracing your body and loving yourself…only to sell a TV show that your self involved ass stars in playing the naked chick no one wants to see naked…no matter what the fucking message is…put your damn clothes on..

I don’t know when Jiggling became a thing…but I guess it is…and even I’ve got on bored with this jiggle video…that’s far more festive than this terrifying shit.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|Lena Dunham|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Kelly Rohrbach Nipples at the Star Wars Premiere of the Day

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I didn’t like Star Wars in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 10s, or today…I didn’t understand the hype, or other kids went crazy for it…which I guess has been a theme my entire life.

I only liked the incest storyline, because incest is the fucking best…other than that, I just ignored it.

I knew kids who played with Star Wars toys, I’d bully them and tell them how fucking stupid they were, but it was a losing batter, I was outnumbered and realized that day that the general public will buy anything sold to them, that others accept, because they are lemming drones…

That said, the 4 billion dollar buy out of Star Wars by Disney, is officially releasing their movie at midnight tonight, and nerds everywhere aren’t reading this, they are too busy rocking their austistic heads back and forth in excitement…they just can’t deal..

Kelly Rohrbach, a Sports Illustrated model, what n case you didn’t know means low level model who just happened to land model lover Leonardo DiCaprio through positioning, realized that this event, was the one to wear a see through shirt to, because nerds, a very loyal audience, will be watching.

We call this strategic media planning. She’s clearly got a good team and/or logic on her side…

Either way, the only way I can tie this back to Star Wars, is saying that I’d fuck her if she was my sister, only to punish her for the family for being everything I hate and that her social climbing represents..

Good fake tits though….

TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE MEDIA EVENT OF THE YEAR – THE STAR WARS PREMIERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Abigail Clancy for Love Magazine Day 16 of the Day

Love Magazine is from the UK, so it’s only natural they’d use one of thier own for their shoot. Seeing as their take on America involved the instagram starlets everyone hates but still follow…was what I consider a bust…while Abigail Clancy, who goes by Abbey Clancy stripping…is a must..

That was a rhyming scheme for Christmas, because Abigail’s ass makes me poetic on this Christmas day…as nothing says Christmas like not recognizing that Christmas exists….but having a girl roll around a bed naked doesn’t need Jesus’ birth, it can happen always…and it does…on instagram…

My first post on her was in 2007 HERE

My first post on her shitty pussy slip was in 2014 HERE.

It’s nice to see that in those 7 years she’s done so much….that you barely remember who she is…

And now this…I call it a little fun day shooting to justify the life as a girl who doesn’t need to work because rich guys finance her life…and she deserves it. If you’ve seen other UK girls…she’s got her teeth, her skin isn’t gray, this is gold…so pay it market rate because if you don’t, someone else will.

VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

Posted in:Love Magazine|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Caitlyn Jenner Is Not a Man in a Dress of the Day

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He’s also a Man in a wig…or a Man on female hormones…or a man just cracking to the pressure Hollywood puts on a girl about her appearance or a man who is fucked up thanks to taking growth hormones in the 70s, who confuses his feelings with those of wanting to be a woman, identifying with a woman, but not actually chopping his dick off to be as close to a woman as possible, just in case he wants to go back to where he comes from.

I was accused of being transphobic, the girl actually called me transphobic because I called a trans person a tranny…because that’s what we call them, at least in porn and the idea that a word to describe a chick with a dick, a concept in and of itself totally absurd and insane, is considered derogatory…but then I remember everything in the world is considered derogatory and I must force myself to ignore and embrace the comedy in this.

I love this family photo of Brody Jenner,someone who has fucked more instagram models because he’s Brody Jenner and star of “the hills”, his mom, who looks more like a man thanks to shitty surgery and menopause, than his dad who has tits…

I love that even Caitlyn Bruce Jenner said somethings that’s gone viral because it was disrespectful and insensitive to people who actually struggle with their gender…about not wanting to be “man in a dress”….because it is in it for wrong reasons…or superficial reasons…but in his defence the girls he has been surrounded by all this time are vapid superficial twats…and like the transphobic accuser said…who am I to say what Cailtyn Jenner is feeling…well I do know Caityln Bruce Jenner and its Gender is a shameless joker…and that’s what matters..

Nothing says Christmas like this…

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Read it’s statement HERE ….

Posted in:Caitlyn Jenner|SFW

2015

16

Dec

Martha Hunt’s Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know if girls realize that the number one place I look at when looking at a bikini pictures is the pussy definition…

I realized at a young age, when it comes to girls I kmow, the tits are tits, and that you can make out a set of tits when a girl is in T-shirts, or even a sweater, it’s very hard for me to look at you and not know exactly how your tits hang, what the nipple size and color is and the other important things that come with tits…I’m an expert..

Pussy that shit leaves me in the dark…I can’t tell in pants, even most leggings, it’s just really hard to figure out if you’re dealing with a meaty pussy, an clit heave pussy, or a coinslot slit clamshell..

So once a girl gets in a bikini, get really wet in that bikini, everything…becomes clear…it all makes sense…and I know what I am dealing with…

And when it comes to strangers, like this model Martha Hunt…who has posed naked and who is one of VICTORIA’S SECRET 10 NEW GIRLS , I guess to replace Candice…

I prefer seeing her pussy definition to her tits, it’s just more curious, adventurous, mysterious, because tits…are tits…and pussy is everything…the gateway to a girl’s soul…or someshit..

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW