Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini. She’s a bikini model. This is some inception shit. Or as the tumblr kids would say “meta”….and it looks like she’s not even getting paid…this is like a doctor going to surgery at the grocery store just for fun…
I am not into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…the plot thickens…and so do her tits…thanks to breast implants.
Here’s a midday Yoga break with Britney Spears, who is kissing her daughter in this picture, but I cropped that shit out, I don’t need to encourage internet creeps to further delve into their internet creepiness…I assume it’s her daughter, but I can’t be too sure since her parents haven’t robbed her of her youth and thrown her into the entertainment industry like they did with Britney yet…but she hasn’t turned 18 yet, but luckily, she will and as they did with Britney, they’ll be able to find a loophole to keep her earning, something we all know her dad K-Fed is all about, while her mom, is too medicated to know what day it is…
But this isn’t about Britney’s kid I cropped out mouth kissing her, it’s about those thighs and ass cheek…mid 30s and worth looking at…and not because it’s a train wreck…but because it brings hope…
Bella Hadid is a fucking joke. She’s just a product of rich LA immigrants, one of whom was a model who married Bella’s father, and made obnoxious named kids, like Balla and Gigi, because rich people are so fucking glamourous…so glamorous that they end up doing tacky reality TV about how rich they are, before following their social circle’s lead and whoring out their own kids, using their contacts they have within the industry, whether it is the guy from Guess? or some publicist who build up their empire or even a backdoor deal with backdoor family who love the backdoor Kardashians do do some retweets for each other, faking a friendship for their kids….and once the more marketable one hit…Gigi…the jealous sister, who wanted the same attention soon followed…because that’s just how rich kids work…in an era where a BMW at 16 has turned into a modeling career for social media…weird.
Well, I guess when she’s not fucking the Weekend, who I know has sex with other girls, becuase I know the girls who have sex with him, Canada is not that big of a place, but apparently his penis is…Bella Hadid is doing fashion magazines, like a real model, because I guess those fashion magazines just want to stay as relevant as they can, following the trends, that shouldn’t be trends but are because of family money.
It’s so fucking stupid and she’s not even naked…
Fuck this whore. She’s not even cute and that’s with not working a day in her life, having tons of money, being well rested and made up by the best hair and make-up people and photographers…who lit her perfectly…so I can’t even imagine how bad she looks in person…
I don’t know who Nicky Whelan…but that’s one flat stomach…
I just googled her, she’s some Australian, in her mid 30s, which is insane. She’s best known for Neighbours, which is the longest running Australian soap that Kylie Minogue and I’m sure a lot of other people came out of…and more importantly, came to…
She’s had some pretty fucking secondary…even less relevant than secondary characters…we’re talking an extra in a Hollywood movie…
But she also has a great fucking stomach…and that level of fit at 34, probably because she’s Australian and Australians are babes…is enough for me..to encourage you all to stop eating.
I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits….
The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong…
So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered…
Juliette Lewis
Old Bellamy Young:
Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere…
Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite…
Paz Vega….is that a see throug?
Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body
Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there….
I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about..
Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude…
She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians….
It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats.
Here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing you something Kim Kardashian taught her when they were kids…how to take chocolate in her mouth and make millions of dollars…
Get it..
GET IT…
GET IT….yes…you get it…
Fuck these garbage can, overly monetized, advertising vehicles who are totally unralatable…yet people still fucking pay them…from riches to porn to more riches….enough for the whole family…
I don’t watch award shows. I never really cared for them. I always found the logic of awarding people who have already won thanks to being overpaid by the industry becomes a sham, a lie, stupidity, especially when you realize that it is all political and not entirely based on artistic merit. Not to say that films, at their huge budgets with the sole intent of making money, is art…but you get what I’m saying, and that is that it is a massive distraction of our own lives and just buying into the bullshit…
But I guess thanks to social media…I saw the video / GIF of Leo getting cooties from Lady Gaga, possibly because she’s a girl, terrifying and disgusting and he’s a child…but also because she’s a “Lady”…and he’s more into Lady Boys…
Don’t let Leo and his model girlfriend’s fool you, anyone who knows him will tell you he fucks dudes…and that he even has a dude living in his motherfucking house…driving his cars who is “on his team”…which I guess is code for “inside his anus”…
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Either way, based on Social media, Gaga won, Leo won ( HERE IS HIS SPEECH ), some youtube star won, and they all needed that extra pat on their back to make them bigger cunts than they already are…
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Here are Some of the sluts in attendence were because there’s no Golden Globes post without a bad Golden Globes tit reference…check out these globes…fucking idiots…
Sophia Bush – Old as fuck..but still has tits…
Jamie Alexander’s Low Cut Dress to Remind You who Jamie Alexander is..But I Don’t Remember Who Jamie Alexander is…I know who Jamie Oliver is…I ate his Beef Stew recipe this weekend. True Story. Glamour….
Maria Menounos Big Greek Anal Sex Hips…was invited to the Golden Globes..What the fuck is that…
TV personality Maria Menounos arrives at the 73rd Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California January 10, 2016. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Chunky Kate Winslet was there to show support for Jack from Titanic…their love will never die…
Katy Perry Knows What Matters when it Comes to Katy Perry…Them Tits…Those Tits..These Tits..>Tits..
Channing Tatum’s Wife…
I prefer her lap dance…that wasn’t part of the award shows…
Kate Hudson’s Showing Off her 40 Year Old Booty….
Olivia Wilde Red Dress…
Kirsten Dunst’s Titty Comeback Tour…
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Brie Larson’s Not Hot…But She’s Good…
Rosie Hungtington’s Cunty Model Face..Turns Me On…
Eva Longoria’s Showing Off That Big Mexicana Ass…
I will always find Kate Bosworth irrelevant – but beautiful…that face is good….even if it doesn’t do anything…
J.Lo is old and trashy, rich, but like a bad banquet wedding guest who drank too much rum and cokes…
Bonus – Dylan Penn went to the afterparty – because her dad interviews fugitives and is Sean Penn, allowing her to get anywhere she fucking wants…
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With the Golden Globes I refused to watch, because these idiots Hollywood types are already winning every fucking day, and don’t need further redundant awards…
But thanks to David Bowie, that was all overshadowed, because all the world really needs is an icon or legend to die on the day of some bullshit meaningless award show to divert attention.
RIP Motherfucker, the David Bowie edition….Let’s dance…
Modern Love…
Dancing in the Streets….
Heroes…
Changes….
Under Pressure with Freddie Mercury…
Space Oddity…
I mean his list of hits goes on and on…mainstream and obscure, queer and hetero..high concept before it had been done…media manipulating…genius..
So here are some of her late 80s amazingness…by Peter Beard..because nothing says respect to a dead legend like posting his wife’s tits 30 years ago….
Speaking of David Bowie – Remember when Lori Maddox and Sable Starr (the inspiration of kate hudson’s character in almost famous) had a threesome with him when they were 13 and 14? Groupies….Right? CLICK HERE
