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2015

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Now that Halloween sluts are over…

We’re back to everyday sluts…

But we can look forward to Thanksgiving Sluts…

Some Black Friday / Cyber Monday sluts…

Christmas Sluts…and Kwanza Sluts…even hanukah sluts..

Then there’s the Boxing day Box Sluts and some New Years eve sluts…

But I’m most excited for some Winter Solstice sluts.

SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

So Many Thigh Gaps Bro – Thigh Gaps…
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Courtney Stodden in Man Drag
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All Female Cast of Oceans 11
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Nicki Minaj Doesn’t Like Bill Cosby Costume
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Thong Bikini of the Day
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Charlize Theron in a Gold Tight As Fuck Dress
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Slut of the Day
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ALexa is the Stoned Girl of the Day
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Rich Assholes Do Halloween
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Slut of the Day
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Halloween on Instagram
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is a Hooker
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Jessica Woodley Nip Slip
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Politicians Holding Guns: Who Does It Best?
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Aladdin Magic Carpet Ride…
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Weight Lift of the Day
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UK Fame Whore Trash Named Melissa Reeves Flashing her Ass
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15 Reasons Master Chief Is Kind of a D*ck
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Homeowner VS Cop….
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Sarah Hyland and Other Celebs for AIDS
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Bai Ling is Naked as Fuck
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Jennifer Laurence and her Hair
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10 Hilarious Objects You Can Follow On Twitter
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The Coolest Photos from Inside Abandoned Buildings
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Olivia Wilde Booty
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How Iconic Scenes Were Shot
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Sofia Vergara in a Red Dress
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Bai Ling in Costume is Amazing
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Bai Ling Nipples
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Gisele Naked in Vogue
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Melissa Reeves Nipple
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Trick Shot Video
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Demi Lovato GUNT of the Day
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Parents Get bUsted
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Girls Smoking Weed in Cars
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Emmy Rossum Whore Legs
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Charlotte McKinney Hooker
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Dakota Johnson See Through Shirt
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The Man Who Drinks His Beer Through a Tube in His Stomach
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Kimberly GarnerHot Body in a Bikini
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Girl Smoking Weed in Lingerie
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Tom Cruise Likes Cookie Dough
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38 Halloween That Won Halloween…
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HUGE FUCKING TITS Bro – HUGE TITS – You See Those Tits
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Dog Plays Ping Pong
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Indian from India Fucked From Beind on the Street
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Sara Jean Underwood Naked
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What the Fuck is this…
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Cucumber Fuck
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Gamer Pussy Flash….
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Cougar Sluts are Easy as Hell to Fuck
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Big Boob in the Morning
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Big Titty Pulled to Side
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2015

02

Nov

Monica Bellucci for LUI of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is Italy’s pride and joy…in all her busty glory….she’s pretty much the hottest thing they have going for her…and if you don’t believe me, just ask any Italian in his 40s….to them, she’s a fucking goddess..

She’s also a reminder of early internet porn, where I would jerk off to celebrity tits, when celebrities were still celebrities and not fame whoring, attention seeking, social media content producing, losers who get overpaid for their low level of talent.

I guess Monica Bellucci did some nude scenes, and had these massive tits, in an era you could still jerk off to great big tits..

I guess she’s in the new James Bond, as the older bond babe, for that international market or some shit, so she did LUI magazine, the french Men’s magazine…with nudity, where she barely showed off her nipples, and is barely nude, or even suggestive, but where she still has big tits…is still hot and that you could probably jerk off to…especially if you’re an Italian barber…and you still have her 1990s glamour shots at your work station….hometown pride…far better than your wife looks..

Posted in:Monica Bellucci|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Alyssa Milano Breastfeeding in Costume of the Day

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Alyssa Milano doesn’t like me very much. I mean not that she gives a fuck about me, but she has blocked me on all her social media after telling me that I’m pretty much the fucking worst…for mocking her hairy arms…along with every other site…because she has hairy arms…something she shouldn’t have given into and got lasered off…because the second she did, the cyberbully trolls won…and I am sure her husband thanks us for that, you know super stoked to be with his childhood Who’s the Boss crush, but that body hair is just vile…if anything, maybe he hired me to do the bullying…

I think she should have been stronger, she should have championed the cause, but instead, she’s championed the right to post breast feeding pics on social media, because Free the Nipple, it’s absurd it’s considered a tit when a baby is attached to it…even though the majority of a tit’s life…it’s a sex object…for both man and woman..

But as long as she keeps posting the pics…to prove a point…we’re all winners…if you consider seeing Alyssa Milano breast feeding a win…I think it’s more confusing since she’s in her 40s…

I guess what I am saying is that breast feeding isn’t illegal, what’s this misguided bitch’s problem…she should go back to fighting the right for hairy bitches…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Selena Gomez and her Pink Dress of the Day

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People are loving this Selena Gomez Pink Dress…I guess it’s a story of a survivor, who after her chemotherapy, has managed to live life exactly as she did before her chemotherapy because chemotherapy is just an good marketing hook to help her promote her album and a technicality because the dose is so minimal for lupus, bitch can do everything as if she’s not on Chemotherpay…but it sounds so dramatic..that way when she busts out her tits in a dress…people will look at her with more sympathy as they jerk off because what else is this little chipmunk good for…not her music…or the fact she fucked Bieber….that’s for damn sure…..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

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Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase….

Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Ass On TV of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is some cunt who changed her name from Cockburn, even though Cockburn is a more marketable name, especially from someone who fucked her way to the top…of whoever this guy is…where you can all see her average at best, overrated always, ass from a show I assume she’s on…

She’s just another illegal stealing American jobs who should be deported, but who managed to scam her way in…and who the fuck knows why…I guess she’s a connected rich kid from the UK…who can buy her way into the right circles by leveraging her last name…before changing it because that’s the kind of disrespectful entitled cunt she is…

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2015

02

Nov

Martha Hunt for Guy Aroch of the Day

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I posted these pictures of MARTHA HUNT FOR A MAGAZINE …and a few more dropped…so I figured, I could be doing anything in the fucking world right now…from masturbating to random girls I sext…to eating donuts and I fucking love donuts…to going on a great hike or working out with a personal trainer to get fit…or talking to a therapist about quitting drinking…so that I can live forever…or trying to escape my wife and moving to somewhere tropical with money I steal from her…or most importantly, I could be drunk…

BUT instead….I am posting more pics of a Martha Hunt photoshoot, like she matters, like she deserves my attention…when i don’t even think she deserves to get paid as much as she does as a model.

Sure, she’s hot…Sure, she’s tall and thin, but all these idiots are the fucking same and none of this matters in any of our lives, our happiness, it’s not like she’ll let us suck on her tits…so there’s no point in even looking at this…but here I am posting it anyway…garbage…

Maybe these are the same pics I’ve already posted…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2015

02

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra and Gig Hadid Their New Star of the Day

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I hate buying into the Victoria’s Secret propaganda, but the evil corporation is so hilarious to me. The fact that they exist, the fact that people buy into their product made in sweatshops overseas, the fact that people buy into the models they cast and the celebrity they build around them….and even their fantasy bra they feature in their show…

They are just mall brand, consumerism, that give little girls like GIGI HADID the dream of walking the runaway on TV…like it matters…because she’s been made to believe that’s the top of the charts for a model…

So this little rich kid, who has everything got the one thing she always wanted…to walk the runway show…in part of their holiday campaign, where they make the majority of their sales…after the above video…where she squeals like a pig…you may like it..

I am more into what this bitch thinks is important in life, really, walking a shitty televised fashion show…to sell middle of the road mall brand product…what the fuck..

Couldn’t keep back my tears!!!! Anyone that grew up with me knows that getting this show has been a dream of mine forever! THANK YOU @victoriassecret & @ed_razek! One of the happiest moments of my life.

I can’t believe people are this fucking garbage…or that people live in such an insular little world where this kind of shit matters….did I mention she squeals when excited?

Don’t tell GIGI but the VS people were trying to find a way to get the young market to watch, and she’s instagram and tumblr famous, or an “it girl”…so they are just leveraging that..maximize on dumb rich girl’s childhood dream who used to work for the other mall brand Guess…to sell product and stay relevant…dumb…

Garbage.

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2015

02

Nov

Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

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Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible…

They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”..

Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim..

Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed…

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2015

02

Nov

Sophie Simmons in a Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is really committed to this instagram model thing. It’s like being the daughter of a billionaire rockstar and Playboy model isn’t enough for her. It’s like she can’t just find better hobbies like helping the poor, or refugees or really anything…but instead she’s paying for self involved photoshoots, that she is the star of..in the most vapid and useless thing a bitch could do…

Is she addicted to likes, is she that vain that she feels the need to share herself with the world, is she just an exhibitionist and this is the only way she can cum, or is she looking for love her dad was too busy to give her, or is she just like her dad and wants to spread her seed…or is her dad paying her becauase it keeps people talking about the brand he loves more than her..

Who knows…but bikinis…

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