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2015

02

Nov

Alyssa Miller Naked of the Day

Here’s old, washed up, hot as fuck, but never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it…

She’s a good old Texan, who got famous too fast for her own good. Went Hollywood as fast as she could, only to go back to being a wholesome texans, engaged to some country singer, driving vintage Mercedes, living in her little hipster house…at least according to her instagram that looks like it was created by a creative director at some rugged lifestyle brand…Check HER INSTAGRAM how is this even real…it’s so fucking hipster…and for some reason…I think I’m in love…

It would be a great tragedy to fuck anything that fucked Jake Gyllenhaal…but this Alyssa Miller character…is compelling…but maybe I just like how much effort she puts into her social media personal brand…hip as fuck…

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2015

02

Nov

Dakota Johnson’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Dakota Johnson wore an interesting shirt, intentionally, to the Hollywood Film Awards, which is too bad, because there is great pleasure that comes when a girl actually has an accidental nip slip, or see through shirt…without really knowing it…until it is too late.

I’ve seen this happen at clubs…where girls don’t realize their pantyless pussy is exposed until noticing you staring too intently…I’ve seen it happen on rainy days..where girls don’t realize their shirt is see through and wet…I’ve seen it at public pools with white bikinis..and really anywhere bikinis are involved because nipples and pussy – just fall out…I’ve even seen the flash of the camera show panty…or girls in leggings one size too small….they don’t realize the fabric can’t support opacity while stretched so hard…

Now, when it happens, it’s usually to get more attention, because these girls want legit careers…or to be talked about, because Hollywood is all they know..and think they are good at thanks to being spoiled…when we all know her grandma is the only one with any real talent…not that acting requires talent…

I find her sex appeal that of a wet glove…you fuck because it’s there…but don’t really want to fuck…

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2015

02

Nov

Google Streetview Star of the Day

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The best Google street view I know of…. that happened to a friend of mine, is that google maps drove by his house mid day in their creepy creeper car…when he was fucking a girl he worked with during lunch hour…that he carelessly let park in his driveway…so that his wife, when showing her friend the house on google maps…could see the red car that is not her red car, or his red car, but the red car of his employee she already hated and knew something was up with…in the driveway…despite having never been invited to their house…busted…

The second best google street view is this girl pissing….while smoking…so good..

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2015

02

Nov

Weird Car Wash Video and Other Views of the Day

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Couple Having Sex In a Car on a Guy’s Farm…

Shoplifter’s Hilarious Escape

Doctor Makes Fighter’s Wound Talk…

Party Grandpa at 6 am

Naked African Palestinian

Kazakhstan Teacher Punishing Kids

Halloween Brawl in Baltimore

Halloween Brawl in Orlando

Old Man Almost Hit By Axe

Man in NYC Shitting

Fight in the Computer Lab

Street Performer – VS Thief

SUV Vs Tanning Salon

Just Nice People on NYC Subway -0 Is this Goonies?

Short Thief

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2015

02

Nov

Important Kenny G News of the DAy

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In the event you’ve been wondering where you favorite music to masturbate to creator Kenny G has been….

He’s been making big plans…big fucking plans…far bigger plans than the elevator music you love…

He’s already set a Guinness World Record in 1997 for the longest note ever held on a saxophone, something very important when you have nothing to do after scamming the world into paying you for some cheesy fucking music..

He told huffington post:

“I have a plan to break the record,”

“I’m not going to tell you exactly what it is, but I’m going to try to partner with a particular airline, and we’re going to do it on one of their flights that lasts over an hour. I’m going to try to hold a note for the whole flight. So I’ll sit in the back and I’ll hold the note, and they’ll take off and hopefully I can hold the note all the way through takeoff to landing.”

Fascinating….I mean what else is motherfucker gonna do to really secure himself as the only easy listening jazzy dude with great hair to do with himself for purpose…

This is so absurd…what a joker.

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2015

02

Nov

Jessica Alba Panty Flash on Halloween of the DAy

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Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an inny or an outty…that I assume is mangled…thanks to the kids…but I guess the bigger tragedy in Jessica Alba’s costume, is Jessica Alba…she’s so played out…

I guess another tragedy is how shitty this costume is, she’s running a billion dollar company, she could spend 10k on a costume, you know with her movie make-up colleagues from the shit movies she was in…and do something mind blowing…but instead she does this lazy shit..unacceptable…she has a team…a fucking team…

Not to mention, that her underwear is actually just white workout shorts, which as a concept is hot because after an hour of sweating…you see everything vagina…something I love…all covered in filth that smell strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…but that in this case…are a protective short, in case she flashes her panties to the world, she’ll be covered up…something conservative girls have always done when they want to be slutty…the same girl who wears a long shirt with leggings so you can’t see her ass..even if it’s a good ass…it’s just fucking frustrating for those of us who love pussy upskirt flashes…lame as fuck…

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2015

02

Nov

Nicki Minaj Tells Disabled Person to Walk of the DAy

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Apparently, this is a video of Nicki Minaj….telling a dude in a wheelchair to walk…or from my extensive watching 10 seconds of it…it seems like her maniacal, because she’s an evil egotistical cunt with a god Complex thanks to having so much success despite being a hack, a fake, a lie…she was found in acting school…they scripted this career, this character, and I guess she’s all caught up in it…pretending her magic wand, no not the penis of the men who let her sing on their albums…or the hitachi that gives all girls orgasms…but the wand that is part of her shit yet busty costume…is some kind of spell casting wand that can make crippled people walk…which I guess isn’t Politically correct, unless you’re a snake oil sales man traveling from town to town with an evangelical church…who actually charges people money to mock their illnesses, but pretending to cure them in their state of desperation…while Nicki Minaj is just making bad comedy, maybe even annoying comedy…that isn’t funny even to someone with no soul who mocks all things…it’s just loud and dumb…as her minions humor her in what you know she thinks is some kind of dynasty she’s on the throne of…and these idiots just humor her to be part of the ride….

But check out those tits…

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2015

02

Nov

Heidi Klum Does Jessica Rabbit for the Perverts of the Day

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We were wrong about Heidi Klum….

We thought she was dressing as Kim Kardashian…

Really she was dressing like Jessica Rabbit…

A Cartoon we can assume Kim K gives her plastic surgeon and says “build me like this”…

So I guess we weren’t all that far off….

But you know in Heidi’s world, she was probably so excited because she takes Halloween very fucking seriously….

This is terrifying…and outdated, I guess like her, or more importantly, her vagina after Seal and Babies…created a horror scene in her panties…everyday, not just Halloween, her favorite time of year…thanks to her deep rooted German scat Nazi roots…

Other Celebs who took Halloween very fucking seriously are:

Claudia Schiffer….as who fucking cares…

Johanna Krupa….as who fucking cares…

Gigi Hadid….as who fucking cares…

Paris Hilton….as who fucking cares…with herpes…

Emily Ratajkowski…as what a fucking famewhore, played out, plastic surgery ridden useless cunt…

Nicole Scherzinger…as who fucking cares..

Charlotte McKinney…as a busted up face, who should be working at hooters, yet reality TV made her matter…

Farrah Abraham as the Goddess that She Is…

Nina Agdal as an Overrated Model…

Fergie as a Zombie…but that’s not really a costume…she’s a zombie..

J.Lo….

They are all sluts…

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2015

02

Nov

Kylie Jenner Gets a Halloween Post of Her Own of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a ghetto fame whoring creature that crawled out of the mom Kardashian, the demon who orchestrated this whole thing by exploiting one daughter, signing a deal with Ryan Seacrest, and putting this ridiculously vapid show together, that society apparently likes or are engaged in, whether it is to mock them or to experience that trainwreck of stupidity, envying their whore behavior because it is the closest thing to rich and hollywood that their shitty walmart cashier life can connect to…

She fucks black rappers, she dresses like this for Halloween, she should have been taken away from her family at a young age, due to child abuse and neglect, used as a prop…but I guess when you’re rich…tranny self involved dad and mom…and all their abuse…goes unnoticed…even when televised.

They are shit on all levels, they are terrible role models, they have zero to offer…yet America loves them..and I guess I am perpetuating this bullshit…by posting her snapchats, this is what these fame whores want…but the good news is, I have no readers and no one cares what I think…

So here are freshly 18,despite being so damaged at 18…I can’t wait for all this to fall apart…we just need a drug overdose, or some kind of crisis that is fueled by horrible parents exploiting her….I wonder when it will happen…hopefully soon…but they all love money so much…it probably will just continue…and I blame you.

I still think her costume should have been Kim during the sex tape…with black Dildo inside her and all…but I guess they didn’t ask my opinion.

This is not that interesting….I’d apologize, but who cares…

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2015

02

Nov

Random Celebrity Slut Round-Up for Halloween of the Day

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I guess I’m “over it”…at least in terms of Halloween. I am pretty “over it” in terms of everything else, but Halloween is relevant now, it’s so TODAY, so mainstream…even though it’s over, and most people are over-it the Christmas songs have started….

I guess people aren’t over it…in terms of posting and looking at costumes….boring..

It’s like I was doing Halloween before it was cool, and now that it’s the thing, I just can’t be that basic…but I can look at all the slutty girls distracting me from slutty celebs…in costume…that are often times more clothed than their costumes…

I am joking about being too cool for Halloween, I just don’t partake, and my real issue with Halloween, being a barely self respecting adult, but an adult none the less who doesn’t need to dress up, is that none of these costumes inspire me. They are all the same, year after year….It’s so fucking rare that I’ll look at a costume and be blown the fuck away…it’s always the same pop culture reference, like Bill Cosby, or whatever…or cheesy mass produced slutty everything and anything costume…or the same spin on a classic and it’s just dull…

If anything, I only like the bootleg, really bad costumes…but I’m out of touch, proven in that I only know the names of 3-4 of these young starlets who I assume are the new generation of famous slut, probably thanks to Disney that dads are jerking off to, becuase Disney is one of the number 1 pornographers….they just aren’t marketed that way…

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